Anyone else have a crooked cock?

My cock isn't straight. Most of the pornos I watch have guys in them with straight, long cocks. Mine on the other hand sort of starts off straight and then points down. I've heard that these crooked dicks are very good at stimulating orgasm in women, so mabye it's not a bad thing.

Anyone else like me?

>>5

Perhaps you're just mad now that your penis is a reject?