Anyone else have a crooked cock?

My cock isn't straight. Most of the pornos I watch have guys in them with straight, long cocks. Mine on the other hand sort of starts off straight and then points down. I've heard that these crooked dicks are very good at stimulating orgasm in women, so mabye it's not a bad thing.

Anyone else like me?

My cack is so long & hard that if I slapped the ground with it it would be like that Skittles commercial where the guy does a karate chop and splits the world in half!

>>41
Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhLjo6chnjY

If I cockslapped the ground, it would totally be like that because my penis is just big and mighty.

>>42
Just THAT big and mighty, I mean.

>>43 DO IT FAGGOT