stop going to /b/ and /s/ i never fapped as much until i started going to those boards. Hell limit yourself on the comp to just 1 hour a day, that way when you actually get laid you'll have something left of your dick to use
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Anonymous2006-08-14 15:50
>>5
op here, man i was suspecting it was /b/ and /s/ 's fault. wtf tho.... i have so much fun there, not just the fap based fun either
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Anonymous2006-08-14 18:13
Always wear two pairs of trousers and three pairs of underpants when browsing /b/ or /s/, so that it's too much bother getting your harbl out to fap.
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Anonymous2006-08-14 22:17
bet then the pressure rubs on my cock n i get a chubby anyway and need to go bang bang
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Anonymous2006-08-15 9:25
>>8
fap fap* bang bang is for people with sex lives
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Anonymous2006-08-15 9:38
When I first came to 4chan and when I was still normal I limited myself to fapping only once a day. Then fap fap, now I have no limit, i fap when I want, as many times as I want whenever I feel like it.
stfu pedo, theres sexy womens and freaky sexy shyte in there too
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Anonymous2006-08-15 14:26
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, SRSLY FUCKIN WOW. AFTER STARTING THIS THREAD YESTERDAY. I HAVENT FAPPED ONCE, A WHOLE DAY AND NO FAPPAGE. OMFG
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Anonymous2006-08-15 16:09
>>14
And roadkills, poop, vomit, gurocat, etc. Yeah, that's hot. Hot like ice.
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Anonymous2006-08-15 16:25
>>16
stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte.
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Anonymous2006-08-15 22:42
man thats almost two days with no fapping, AM I AN HERO OR WOT
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Anonymous2006-08-15 23:04
shit, just fapped, almost made two days tho
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Anonymous2006-08-16 0:21
I CANT GO 2 MINUTES WITHOUT FAPPING WTF
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Anonymous2006-08-16 3:33
i like to wait for a few days and then fap because it feels better, but usually i cant wait that long. i need a pill that will make me forget i fapped.
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Anonymous2006-08-16 12:42
guys this is serious, now i feel bad whenever i do fap, because i am so concious of the fact i do it way too much. I need help srsly, i am sure fucking tons of you have the same problem, you probably just dont see it as such. However continual fapping is a disease, i am sure of this. Like any addiction, it is goind to have severly destructive consequences.
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Anonymous2006-08-16 23:21
perhaps you should consider not fapping? you know, it's not like it's involuntary and your hands just magically stroke your penis.
or you can put something on your hands that would make the fapping hurt. your missing:find something that would let you do everything normally except fapping.
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Anonymous2006-08-16 23:46
take some exercise
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Anonymous2006-08-17 2:34
The longest that i havent fapped was about a month. My spooge was yellowish when i came.
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Anonymous2006-08-17 12:06
>>23
I like it, i like it. Any helpful suggestions?
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Anonymous2006-08-17 12:11
That stuff they sell at hobby shops and wal mart that keeps the squirrels out of your bird feeders. It's pure capsacin, that's the component in chilli peppers that makes it burn like hell when you eat them. Put it on your hands, if you touch your dick it burns it off. It also keeps squirrels from licking your hands.
thank you for the suggestion...maybe i can figure out some way to get squirrels to lick my penis by covering everything around with that capsacin stuff rather than having to fap
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Anonymous2006-08-18 6:49
>>23 here, i just realized i made a typo in my original post your mission: rather than your missing:
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Anonymous2006-08-18 8:26
iT really inst getting any better. I even coverd my hands with curry poweder last night, cant find any capsacin. Didn't work tho i ended up enjoying the burning feeling. IF I CANT SOLVES THIS I TRUELY BELIEVE I WILL MAKE AN HERO OUT OF MYSELF, pls help guys.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 10:18
>>30
WEAK MAN
NO YOU ARE NOT A MAN
WEAK LITTLE BOYYYYYYYYYYY
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Anonymous2006-08-18 13:30
>>31
Dude, its little boys that fap all the time, NOT MEN LIKE ME
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Anonymous2006-08-18 15:48
I AM MAN. I JERK MYSELF ALOT.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 23:00
heres a solution ( i srsly hope youre not gay or bi for this one..
watch gay porn..... srsly, you wont be able to get it up if youre actually straight.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 23:01
>>34
You know that might just be crazy enough to work
>>36
very true, i just crossed that one of the list of ideas
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Anonymous2006-08-19 17:08
>>10
holy crap is there anyone that faps more than you?!?!
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Anonymous2006-08-19 19:02
This thread makes me hard, umf.
But it's relevant to my interests, that's like some addiction, seriously. I need help here too, I'm faping from the age of 10, yes, 10! Now I'm 19 and fap at average 2 times a day, how much semen have I already vasted? Oh, my. TASKETE!!!!!11
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Anonymous2006-08-20 9:14
Op here, i fapped 5 times yesterday..... c'mon guys i need your wisdom here.
>>54
FFs, srsly, i amnt, and i do really quite a lot of exercise. So if we can function along that premise pls that would be great.
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Anonymous2006-08-20 13:38
>>55
Then you will have to block your testosterone completely instead of raising your testosterone above average to mimic the effects of ejaculating. Eat tons of liquorice, your hornyness will increase temporarily since it would be like having withdraw symptons, but once your testosterone levels are at very low levels and stay there for a while you will not be as horny again.
Wow, /lounge/ broke me. I used to fap at least once a day before but after I joined the old "no fapping for a week"-thread and managed to.. not fap for a week. My urge to fap SERIOUSLY decreased and went from once or twice a day to once or twice a week. Actually the last time I fapped was just because it had gone a week not because I felt like it..
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Anonymous2006-08-21 19:36
still isnr going to well guys. >>58
Tnx for no help at all btw
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Anonymous2006-08-21 21:25
flood bump
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Anonymous2006-08-21 21:47
how the fuck can you do it?... if i fap once a day, every day, it starts to hurt and even bruise my dick...
anyway, go camp out with your frinds or smth like that... if you do enough crazy shit, fapping won't even cross your mind...
about that gay porn "trick"... i remembered a male pornstar being interviewed (real famous, small fat guy with a moustache) and asked about how he stopped himself from cumming. "I think about dying children in Africa and wars and stuff like that... takes me right off the subject. This dude once told me he thought about gay movies but i said 'yeah, but if you end up cumming, that'll change your whole life perspective'..."
... and thinking about dying kids in africa won't...
by the way, what do you think about when you're gonna cum and you don't want to?
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Anonymous2006-08-21 21:54
I dont feel normal unless I fap at least once a day. I used to fap several times a day, but that occasionally led to injuries. So just once or twice these days.
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Anonymous2006-08-21 21:56
>>what do you think about when you're gonna cum and you don't want to?
My sister.
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Anonymous2006-08-21 23:46
>>what do you think about when you're gonna cum and you don't want to?
That can't actually happen as far as I can see. You can't be that close to it unless you put yourself there.
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Anonymous2006-08-21 23:51
>>63
I'd think that'd just accelerate the process...
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Anonymous2006-08-22 1:19
Oh I misread that. I just read "what do you think about when you're gonna cum"
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Anonymous2006-08-22 14:31
>>66
Isn't it pretty hard to think straight when you're about to get off? I find i can't keep any thoughts in there for long, they change or disappear rapidly.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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