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Addicted to fap

Name: Fap-Master 2006-08-14 9:13

Dudes, srsly, i fap too much, any help?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 9:40

Don't fap so much?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 12:13

>>2
TY YOU CHANGED MY LIFE!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 12:54

cut your balls off?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 13:38

stop going to /b/ and /s/ i never fapped as much until i started going to those boards. Hell limit yourself on the comp to just 1 hour a day, that way when you actually get laid you'll have something left of your dick to use

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 15:50

>>5
op here, man i was suspecting it was /b/ and /s/ 's fault. wtf tho.... i have so much fun there, not just the fap based fun either

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 18:13

Always wear two pairs of trousers and three pairs of underpants when browsing /b/ or /s/, so that it's too much bother getting your harbl out to fap.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 22:17

bet then the pressure rubs on my cock n i get a chubby anyway and need to go bang bang

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 9:25

>>8
fap fap* bang bang is for people with sex lives

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 9:38

When I first came to 4chan and when I was still normal I limited myself to fapping only once a day. Then fap fap, now I have no limit, i fap when I want, as many times as I want whenever I feel like it.

My average fap count is around 5-7 times a day.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 10:55

Fap in /b/!? wtf :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 11:03

>>11
cp

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 11:36

u meen dickgirls lul

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 11:36

>>12

stfu pedo, theres sexy womens and freaky sexy shyte in there too

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 14:26

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, SRSLY FUCKIN WOW. AFTER STARTING THIS THREAD YESTERDAY. I HAVENT FAPPED ONCE, A WHOLE DAY AND NO FAPPAGE. OMFG

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 16:09

>>14
And roadkills, poop, vomit, gurocat, etc. Yeah, that's hot. Hot like ice.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 16:25

>>16
stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte. stfu, just stfu, ok? shhhh stfu, now, stfu ok? dude i said stfu so stfu ok, ffs? ok? stfu gimp child no one cares. Fuckin piece of shyte.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 22:42

man thats almost two days with no fapping, AM I AN HERO OR WOT

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 23:04

shit, just fapped, almost made two days tho

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 0:21

I CANT GO 2 MINUTES WITHOUT FAPPING WTF

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 3:33

i like to wait for a few days and then fap because it feels better, but usually i cant wait that long. i need a pill that will make me forget i fapped.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 12:42

guys this is serious, now i feel bad whenever i do fap, because i am so concious of the fact i do it way too much. I need help srsly, i am sure fucking tons of you have the same problem, you probably just dont see it as such. However continual fapping is a disease, i am sure of this. Like any addiction, it is goind to have severly destructive consequences.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 23:21

perhaps you should consider not fapping? you know, it's not like it's involuntary and your hands just magically stroke your penis.

or you can put something on your hands that would make the fapping hurt. your missing:find something that would let you do everything normally except fapping.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 23:46

take some exercise

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 2:34

The longest that i havent fapped was about a month. My spooge was yellowish when i came.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 12:06

>>23
I like it, i like it. Any helpful suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 12:11

That stuff they sell at hobby shops and wal mart that keeps the squirrels out of your bird feeders.  It's pure capsacin, that's the component in chilli peppers that makes it burn like hell when you eat them.  Put it on your hands, if you touch your dick it burns it off.  It also keeps squirrels from licking your hands.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 6:48

>>27

thank you for the suggestion...maybe i can figure out some way to get squirrels to lick my penis by covering everything around with that capsacin stuff rather than having to fap

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 6:49

>>23 here, i just realized i made a typo in my original post your mission: rather than your missing:

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 8:26

iT really inst getting any better. I even coverd my hands with curry poweder last night, cant find any capsacin. Didn't work tho i ended up enjoying the burning feeling. IF I CANT SOLVES THIS I TRUELY BELIEVE I WILL MAKE AN HERO OUT OF MYSELF, pls help guys.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 10:18

>>30
WEAK MAN
NO YOU ARE NOT A MAN
WEAK LITTLE BOYYYYYYYYYYY

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 13:30

>>31
Dude, its little boys that fap all the time, NOT MEN LIKE ME

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 15:48

I AM MAN. I JERK MYSELF ALOT.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 23:00

heres a solution ( i srsly hope youre not gay or bi for this one..


watch gay porn..... srsly, you wont be able to get it up if youre actually straight.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 23:01

>>34
You know that might just be crazy enough to work

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 1:13

>>35

you might end up become a guy instead

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 1:13

*gay

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 1:20

what >>36 said

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 8:56

>>36
very true, i just crossed that one of the list of ideas

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 17:08

>>10
holy crap is there anyone that faps more than you?!?!

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