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Addicted to fap

Name: Fap-Master 2006-08-14 9:13

Dudes, srsly, i fap too much, any help?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 19:02

This thread makes me hard, umf.

But it's relevant to my interests, that's like some addiction, seriously. I need help here too, I'm faping from the age of 10, yes, 10! Now I'm 19 and fap at average 2 times a day, how much semen have I already vasted? Oh, my. TASKETE!!!!!11

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:14

Op here, i fapped 5 times yesterday..... c'mon guys i need your wisdom here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:14

>>42
let your mom catch you doing it

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:35

>>43
No good man. She caught me last week, didnt make any difference.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:42

>>43
DUDE THATS JUST INCENTIVE TO DO IT MORE!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:47

well in less than two weeks the text boards will be closed

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:53

>>46
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:56

>>47
just take a look at what gets posted... moot is fed up. they took a vote at otakon and it's getting the boot

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 10:04

>>48
No way, where can i see proof of this? And anyway, we're having fun so stfu moot, or gtfo lolz

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 10:27

>>49
prankd

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 10:31

>>50
O rly

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 11:08

ANSWER = TAKE SOME EXERCISE, DO IT NOW FAT ASS

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 11:09

>>52
Im not fat tho, and i exercise a lot. So its not gonna be that easy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 11:11

>>53
lies

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 12:35

>>54
FFs, srsly, i amnt, and i do really quite a lot of exercise. So if we can function along that premise pls that would be great.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 13:38

>>55
Then you will have to block your testosterone completely instead of raising your testosterone above average to mimic the effects of ejaculating. Eat tons of liquorice, your hornyness will increase temporarily since it would be like having withdraw symptons, but once your testosterone levels are at very low levels and stay there for a while you will not be as horny again.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 13:52

>>56

srsly?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 6:00

Wow, /lounge/ broke me. I used to fap at least once a day before but after I joined the old "no fapping for a week"-thread and managed to.. not fap for a week. My urge to fap SERIOUSLY decreased and went from once or twice a day to once or twice a week. Actually the last time I fapped was just because it had gone a week not because I felt like it..

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 19:36

still isnr going to well guys.
>>58
Tnx for no help at all btw

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 21:25

flood bump

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 21:47

how the fuck can you do it?... if i fap once a day, every day, it starts to hurt and even bruise my dick...

anyway, go camp out with your frinds or smth like that... if you do enough crazy shit, fapping won't even cross your mind...

about that gay porn "trick"... i remembered a male pornstar being interviewed (real famous, small fat guy with a moustache) and asked about how he stopped himself from cumming. "I think about dying children in Africa and wars and stuff like that... takes me right off the subject. This dude once told me he thought about gay movies but i said 'yeah, but if you end up cumming, that'll change your whole life perspective'..."

... and thinking about dying kids in africa won't...

by the way, what do you think about when you're gonna cum and you don't want to?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 21:54

I dont feel normal unless I fap at least once a day. I used to fap several times a day, but that occasionally led to injuries. So just once or twice these days.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 21:56

>>what do you think about when you're gonna cum and you don't want to?

My sister.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 23:46

>>what do you think about when you're gonna cum and you don't want to?
That can't actually happen as far as I can see. You can't be that close to it unless you put yourself there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 23:51

>>63
I'd think that'd just accelerate the process...

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-22 1:19

Oh I misread that. I just read "what do you think about when you're gonna cum"

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-22 14:31

>>66
Isn't it pretty hard to think straight when you're about to get off? I find i can't keep any thoughts in there for long, they change or disappear rapidly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 23:31

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 10:53

overdose on some antiallergy that works as an antihistamine.
it will kill your sexdrive for a week :)

Name: billybob 2006-11-06 19:50

o rly?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 19:59

What exactly is so wrong with fapping so much? Seriously, I don't understand this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 20:04

Yeah me neither, I love fapping.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 21:51 (sage)

>>71
footlong pubic hair lol

Name: Sgt.Kabuꊧꭈkiman᱃휱 2012-05-28 16:16

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:09

>>74
Nigger.

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