Hay /lounge/. I need a job.

2 years ago, posing as a specialist stock trader, my company "dissapeared" whilst transacting $1500000 dollars worth of cargo which was dumped into the south china sea, unfortunately the chinese military police traced the money and I have had to freeze my account and flee to the US to live with my mom. Now I need a job, but I suffer from schizophrenic personality disorder becuase I spend so much time on the internet and I have absolutely no social skills or much physical stamina. I am rapidly running out of money, I have no personal transportation and I really don't want to work a 10 hour day, but I need to make at least $200 a day.

What should I do?

LERN ENGRISH, YOU CHINKY FAGGOT.

work a 20 hour day

>>1
you don't need to make anywhere near 200$ a day you rich fuckwad. if you try really hard you should be able to live on 200$ a week, in which case  working full time at minimum wage would do it.

you'll need to find a super cheap apartment (<500$/wk) with as many utilities as possible downtown in some largish city (>250,000pop). you move into the apartment, then live off your savings while you find a job within walking/public transportation distance. school'll be starting up again soon, so there should be plenty of day jobs that the high school kids'll be leaving.

and don't waste money on luxuries like cable tv (get dvds out of the library instead) and internet (also library, or internet cafe or coffeshop wireless for nsfw stuff) oh, and choose between either a cell phone or a landline, don't pay for both, that's unnecessary.

What should I do?
Do a barrel roll!

>>4
$200 a week?

Shit, I've lived off of $100 a week, no problem
$250 rent (smallest room in 4 bedroom appartment)
$150 food (fix all my own food from scratch. Better and cheeper)

Besides that, you've just gotta know where to go for free internet, cheap food, and such. Instead of taking my girlfriend out to an expensive dinner, I take her on a romantic hike into the secluded mountains or park. She loves it.

And with the 20 hours of work I have, I can find plenty of free time to hang out with friends, play sports, and travel to different states (the key is to have a friend slightly richer who'll drive and pay for gas)

So go ahead and find yourself a crap 40 hour job that leaves no time to get laid or have fun. I'll be having hot sex with my girlfriend on a field in the mountains.

It has to be the greatest life ever.

disappeared*

>>4
Thx, wow, I could pretend it is like a PR exercise or that I am in a health spa. Then maybe once I'm not in anymore trouble I will have the stability to produce a fake qualifications and find work as an investment banking clerk to find more opportunities then I can enjoy my standard of living again. I will cut down on my luxuries I don't mind a super cheap apartment, but I would like a dvd player, broadband connection and some cheap ass car, I could support all of these for the next 6 months.

| what should I do?

>>6
150$ for food? when i was in school, i only paid 100$/mo for food, and no, it wasn't all ramen

"Instead of taking my girlfriend out to an expensive dinner, I take her on a romantic hike into the secluded mountains or park. She loves it."

It's a man.

>>10

more like it's a secluded spot for much banging.

you could come and live w/ me rent free, although you're not finding ANY job that pays $200 A GODDAMN DAY...unless you're picking diamonds off trees...and I think they've already hired people for that.

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>>13
Nigger.