Hay /lounge/. I need a job.

2 years ago, posing as a specialist stock trader, my company "dissapeared" whilst transacting $1500000 dollars worth of cargo which was dumped into the south china sea, unfortunately the chinese military police traced the money and I have had to freeze my account and flee to the US to live with my mom. Now I need a job, but I suffer from schizophrenic personality disorder becuase I spend so much time on the internet and I have absolutely no social skills or much physical stamina. I am rapidly running out of money, I have no personal transportation and I really don't want to work a 10 hour day, but I need to make at least $200 a day.

What should I do?

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$200 a week?

Shit, I've lived off of $100 a week, no problem
$250 rent (smallest room in 4 bedroom appartment)
$150 food (fix all my own food from scratch. Better and cheeper)

Besides that, you've just gotta know where to go for free internet, cheap food, and such. Instead of taking my girlfriend out to an expensive dinner, I take her on a romantic hike into the secluded mountains or park. She loves it.

And with the 20 hours of work I have, I can find plenty of free time to hang out with friends, play sports, and travel to different states (the key is to have a friend slightly richer who'll drive and pay for gas)

So go ahead and find yourself a crap 40 hour job that leaves no time to get laid or have fun. I'll be having hot sex with my girlfriend on a field in the mountains.

It has to be the greatest life ever.