Hay /lounge/. I need a job.

2 years ago, posing as a specialist stock trader, my company "dissapeared" whilst transacting $1500000 dollars worth of cargo which was dumped into the south china sea, unfortunately the chinese military police traced the money and I have had to freeze my account and flee to the US to live with my mom. Now I need a job, but I suffer from schizophrenic personality disorder becuase I spend so much time on the internet and I have absolutely no social skills or much physical stamina. I am rapidly running out of money, I have no personal transportation and I really don't want to work a 10 hour day, but I need to make at least $200 a day.

What should I do?

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you don't need to make anywhere near 200$ a day you rich fuckwad. if you try really hard you should be able to live on 200$ a week, in which case  working full time at minimum wage would do it.

you'll need to find a super cheap apartment (<500$/wk) with as many utilities as possible downtown in some largish city (>250,000pop). you move into the apartment, then live off your savings while you find a job within walking/public transportation distance. school'll be starting up again soon, so there should be plenty of day jobs that the high school kids'll be leaving.

and don't waste money on luxuries like cable tv (get dvds out of the library instead) and internet (also library, or internet cafe or coffeshop wireless for nsfw stuff) oh, and choose between either a cell phone or a landline, don't pay for both, that's unnecessary.