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What the hell is the point of circumcision?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 13:57

plz explain. Is it like emo cutting? Does it make you look cool? Should I try and circumcize myself? Am I spelling it right? Or am I asking too many questions?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:11

Circumcision is supposed to make masturbation harder and Jews and Muslims practice it, as well as some sneaky doctors if parents don't say no. Also it's used if one has too tight foreskin and for medical purposes as it's cleaner, but loss of foreskin makes your dick much less sensitive which is bad. I don't like looks of it nor do I like it at all and I feel bad for those unfortunate ones who have been circumsized. It might make you look cool with retards, but otherwise it's not cool at all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:17

Circumcision fells good its like a bald dick except chicks love it and no dirty smell that the awful foreskin brings. DO it its good for you beside it will hurt like hell if you dident do it as a chilld thankfully i did it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:21

>>3
STOP! GRAMMAR TIME!

Apparently circumcision also improves writing skills greatly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:37

I'm way sensitive under there so that would be odd to not have that sensation. Why do chicks love it? Last longer in bed?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:41

>>5
Chicks love it, because majority of the porn stars are circumcisized, it arguably makes dick look "bigger" and they last longer in bed. IMO circumcision sucks, but then again I'm dick loving faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:44

>>5
He probably think that chicks love it because his sister once smelled his cock after he hadn't taken a shower for months.

If you know how to fucking take a god damned shower, you're not going to have any problems with any sort of smell coming from your penis.

Oh, by the way, circumcision is believed to have surfaced because of the lack of hygiene back in the days, where one would go for months without getting a bath. Times have changed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:52

A circumsized penis is number than an uncircumsized one so it allows you to perform longer in bed, and actully give the lady a better chance of achieving an orgasm.

Although I'm a cock-loving faggot as well, so it doesn't matter to me. I like the smell of dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:03

>>3
Dirty smell? That must be your dick, mine doesn't smell.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:05

>>7
He probably think that chicks love it because his sister once smelled his cock after he hadn't taken a shower for months.
I got a hard-on from imagining that situation.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:09

I wanted a circumcision so I got one when I had the courage - at the age of 14.
with foreskin: My dick was mostly sensitive because the foreskin was covering the tip most of the time so it wasn't rubbing around the shorts -> it was much more sensitive when exposed. Also, hygiene wasn't a problem, but seriously, there are ALWAYS some pissdrops which just stay under the foreskin, regardless of how hard you shake.
after: heaven or hell, heaven won. It is 24/7 so clean that I could eat from it. Through the rubbing around it is much less sensitive(the tip), which helps with sex. No greatly, but it does.

all in all, both sides of the argument are retarded because they argue of those little details. Just do whatever you want

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:13

>>11
I love smell and dirty cocks, but I'm fag anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:55

but how to fap with no foreskin =(?
you have to use lube or shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:15

>>13
Noooo, actually you don't know how much excessive skin you have around you dick. Well, it has to be excessive so as to not to rip when you get a boner. Anyway, just use this skin

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:39

I'm not mutillated. When I get a boner, all my skin goes back automatically, I don't have to pull it or anything. It's just the way it's supposed to work.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:43

SMEGMA!!!
i hate all you hooded kkk dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:45

Its for JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:49

>>16
Better than your Jew dicks!

Name: DOCTOR MARIO 2006-05-10 20:33 (sage)

>>1

DO NOT TRY TO DO IT YOURSELF.  HOLY FUCK.

circumcision originated by tightwad jews who, while wandering the desert, did not want to waste water cleaning their penile units.  which makes sense.

nowadays with municipal water supplies and public sewage, there is no need for it anymore.

it remains in practice because of pushy doctors, ignorant parents and dumbass women who don't realize that removing mass from an object makes it SMALLER.  a penis does not get bigger because you cut tissue off of it.  the foreskin, when retracted, increases the circumference of the penis because all that skin has to go somewhere.  when extended, yeah it looks like an anteater, but it has a stimulating effect on the vaginal nerves on backward thrusts.

if you are concerned with smegma, you need to take a goddamned shower.  pull the skin back when you piss.

lastly, if you are whining about being too sensitive, work on your technique.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 21:49

...how do i tell if i was circuimcized? i seriously have no idea. foreskin? what the crap? Mine has a hole with no "flap" over the opening. Was i circuimcised?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 21:57

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 23:45

Is it possible to locate the doctor who cut me 20 some odd years ago so i can sue for emotional distress?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 3:11

Just say NO to useless elective surgery on the PENIS! Leave it intact.

The worst part is not even having any choice in the matter!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 5:42

swallow that sand good.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 14:10

I have foreskin (lovin it) and I can't imagine not having foreskin being good. I'd hate to feel the fabric of my boxers rubbing against the head of my penis, that would be irrititating.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 14:48

>>25
after some time it wouldn't be sensitive anymore. which meas you'd have to fap 2 hours until orgasm.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 15:31

>>22
Probably possible if the was sneaky doctor ie. didn't ask parent's permission. I'm glad my parents didn't let doctor to mutilate my penis, even though he wanted to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 16:13

What's sad is alot of doctors in America will just cut the babies dick without the parent's permission. They dont even have a reason. They do it just because it's been done so much.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 16:18

>>28
*a lot

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 16:55

Foreskin = Faggotory

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 18:38

>>26
Maybe that's the reason why these amerikkkan prudes are doing it. They don't want you touching your pee-pee because it's sinful and ur goin ta hell.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 22:13

The foreskin isn't where most of the nerves are, they're mostly in the head. Jerking off may be less sensitive but when you're fucking it really won't make a difference.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 0:54

>>32
Should we trust this man? He could be a spy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 1:15

>>33
It is a sneaky doctor

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 1:42

It was practiced regularly on newborns in North America a lot in the 80's and early 90's because it was believed to prevent health problems... like infections of the wang and maybe some other shit I'm not even aware of.  I don't even know.  Unfortunately, my parents allowed me to be circumsized as a baby, and I will never forgive them for it.  What a stupid fucking thing to do!

>>5
We still have sensation, just less because skin got taken off, so there are less nerves.  However, they say that if you get circumsized as a baby, there is a greater chance for new nerves to grow. 

>>25
Yeah, unfortunately, this is actually NOT irritating because when the head is exposed all the time, it loses its sensitivity.  When I am unaroused, I can rub the head of my dick as hard as I want and it wno't bother me at all. 

I have to try not to think about how my dick was mutilated without my permission because it makes me want to destroy things.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 8:12

>>35
Poor you

Name: J3ph42 2006-05-12 14:06

>>1

Read Old Testament.
TL;DR version:
God said "And you, and all of your extended family, and their servants, will have their foreskins cut off for no other reason than because I say so, that is your covenant with me"

Utility? None. Increased risk of infection, loss of nerve sensitivity. I'm just lucky my mom had the nerve to threaten to pwn the doctors if they tried it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 16:53

I say we throw the emo kid a bone and tell him to get circumcised.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 1:25

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 5:22

I makes Jesus love you. ;)

Name: 20 2006-05-14 11:39

Well, i found out that i wasnt circuimcised. Go me.
I must say, circuimcision is some retarded shit right there. And teachers in sex-ed do a shitty job of explaining it.

"ZOMG a flap over your pee-hole where urine crusts up and you get infect waiiiii!"
^ LIES

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 11:44

>>41
lol? you found out you weren't circumcised by... looking down?

Name: 41 2006-05-14 19:36

;_; i didnt know what it was. I had to go to wikipedia.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 5:54

>>43
FOOL! GET OUT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 6:33

Amerikkkans have mutillated penises. Europeans and Asians are superior.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 8:45

I'm so happy I don't need fleshlight.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 17:08

>>46
And why is that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 18:23

>>45
A lot of people in China and Japan are circumsised.
Who cares about Europeans, they're all dirty anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 20:45

>A lot of people in China and Japan are circumsised.
WRONG!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 0:12

>>48 What...??

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 2:15 (sage)

>>48 likes making crap up.
 

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 3:56 (sage)

>>48
Whatever makes you sleep at night...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 7:42

>>48
lol

Name: Great grandpa Buzzman 2006-05-17 2:59

Simply put, just to make you more of a man.

Other than that and cleaniliness, nothing else.

I did myself a few years back, on my 78th birthday.  Didn't really feel a thing, but my 29 year old girlfriend sure enjoys it more.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 11:03

I gotta wonder who thought of it. "Gee I dunno, I don't have enough water to wash something the size of my big toe. I'll just cut off all this uesless extra flesh. I don't need it. OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN I'M BLEEDING!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 15:50

>>22

In America, that might be possible.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 0:32

>>56

Anything is if you have enough money, it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 0:52

Inteligent post time.

...wait, I was about to post something about circumcision being a cure for human evolution, but it seems people have already counterpointed that by saying it doesn't really matter in actuall sex. Those fucking pixies. They decived me again.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 18:10

There are actually quite a few Europeans who are circumcisised, me being one of them. I'd say that two out of five at my gym are circumsized, judging from what we can see in the communal showers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 20:34

>>59
Communal showers ftw

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 0:57

>>59
GTFO FAGGOT

Name: 61 2006-05-20 1:28

eeww you lok at other bois penuses yur gay

Name: dockiller 2006-10-31 5:40

you think if i went around killing circumcision doctors when i got caught a jury would ever convict me? 9 of the 10 jurrors would have been mutilated at birth also lol ill make sure to show some circum. vids on helpless babys at trial lmao ill be a hero youl see ill be on cnn one day youl see

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 5:52

Circumcision should be b&. lawlz

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 5:53

>>59
WHY DO YOU ENJOY LOOKING AT GROWN MEN NAKED AND THEIR GENITALIA?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 15:21

Circumcision is hygienic. I bet all you people with foreskins get a massive build-up of smegma, even after washing. Nasty.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 15:34

>>66
I'm in the majority so my penis hasn't been mutilated and my dick is always clean.

Also, WTF is smegma?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 17:03

Also, WTF is smegma?
Dick cheese.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 18:13

>>66 smegma, even after washing
can you explain that? why the hell will anyone have smegma if he washes his dick everytime he takes a bath?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 18:23

jews are filthy rats! They never wash and that's why they are always worried about smegma.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 19:21

I have a foreskin, and have never had smegma.  I wash my cock.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 19:46

i wash too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 2:48

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

"Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it."

I WILL TRADE YOU ALL MY POKEMON CARDS FOR JESUS' FORESKIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:12

>>73
CHARZARD LIMITED EDITION PLZ.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:27

I have a limited edition Blastoise!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:28

See, if you don't have foreskin you don't need to wash your cock.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 13:32

>>76
That's disgusting, dude

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 18:18

>>77
I still don't get any gross smegma like you though, no matter how many days and weeks I go.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 18:20

someone should start spamming /b/ with smegma again

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 22:58

I remember this one time when I was sick I went a whole week without having a shower and I never got smegma or shit like that. My dick didn't even smell bad.

You filthy kikes with your mutilated unnatural cocks must attract filth or something.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 23:10

>>78
you can always remember that your penis was cut because of a JEWS and religion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 23:12

>>81
Alright, I'm going to kill kikes now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 15:36

I was talked into being cut at 24 and have regretted it for more then 24 years.  My son is complete and happly with it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 21:34

Jewish cocks are NOT unnatural (although admittedly "mutilated" but only very slightly, and sex is very nice on a circumcised penis. >>82 is a moron for making a threat of physical harm, which is illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 21:37

>>26

not true

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 15:36

Sex is better with uncircumsized penises, both for the guy and for the girl.  Do some research on it and you will see that this is true.  Sex without a foreskin is like sight without color, though you guys who were circumsized at birth luckily don't know what you're missing.  Sure, foreskin's aren't pretty, but if we weren't meant to have them we wouldn't be born with them. 

There's always restoration.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 11:34

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 11:43

What the hell is the point of circumcision?


to curb sexual activity/interest

sex is not to be used for pleasure, 'tis for multiplying. to further the family name / catholics / muslims / whatever



pah

im glad my parents were'nt retards (at least in that respect)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 19:46

You dummy, sexual interest is not adversely affected by clipping some ugly skin off.  Did you think it was the head of the cock that came off?  That's retarded.  The head of the cock is not cut off.

Name: Tom Taker 2006-11-26 0:45

I have all my skin, and I'm lovin it.  Makes fappin so easy, plus I'd like to hale all my body, especially all of my dick. 

Name: female 2006-11-26 7:17

CUT IT

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 9:45

Lol Amerikkka and their savage puritan practices

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 14:27

The evil jewish people do it so nobody has a place to keep money.

Glad I dodged that bullet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 17:36

@93 Wow, that made me laugh so hard!

Name: LordRiordan 2006-11-26 21:53

It's done so that people can decide one is more disgusting then the other and alienate people who don't happen to have their preferences and aren't willing to either mutilate their most sensitive and masculine body part or cannot grow the part back. I like the part where it's done at birth and the person has no choice and has to live with the consequences.

Oh and it's not hard to wash your dick you smelly cunts. You are supposed to wash it if its cut or uncut anyways.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 21:57

Japan? OMFG. You lucky... They have certain flowers in Japan that are absolutely gorgeous that you should check out. They only grow in that region I believe. Lots of things in Japan, it's an entirely different society.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-15 3:49

only losers get circumcised

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-15 3:58

>>97
way to bump a topic only cock-obsessed queers care about, spammer

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-15 19:19

Because dog dicks fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-16 11:52

because, you stupid pagans, it prevents AIDS and all those STD's. biology get, asshole

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-16 12:15

>>100
Lucky I'm not a nigger then

Name: A black negro man 2008-08-16 14:47

>>101
I'm your father.

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