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What the hell is the point of circumcision?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 13:57

plz explain. Is it like emo cutting? Does it make you look cool? Should I try and circumcize myself? Am I spelling it right? Or am I asking too many questions?

Name: 20 2006-05-14 11:39

Well, i found out that i wasnt circuimcised. Go me.
I must say, circuimcision is some retarded shit right there. And teachers in sex-ed do a shitty job of explaining it.

"ZOMG a flap over your pee-hole where urine crusts up and you get infect waiiiii!"
^ LIES

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 11:44

>>41
lol? you found out you weren't circumcised by... looking down?

Name: 41 2006-05-14 19:36

;_; i didnt know what it was. I had to go to wikipedia.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 5:54

>>43
FOOL! GET OUT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 6:33

Amerikkkans have mutillated penises. Europeans and Asians are superior.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 8:45

I'm so happy I don't need fleshlight.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 17:08

>>46
And why is that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 18:23

>>45
A lot of people in China and Japan are circumsised.
Who cares about Europeans, they're all dirty anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 20:45

>A lot of people in China and Japan are circumsised.
WRONG!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 0:12

>>48 What...??

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 2:15 (sage)

>>48 likes making crap up.
 

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 3:56 (sage)

>>48
Whatever makes you sleep at night...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 7:42

>>48
lol

Name: Great grandpa Buzzman 2006-05-17 2:59

Simply put, just to make you more of a man.

Other than that and cleaniliness, nothing else.

I did myself a few years back, on my 78th birthday.  Didn't really feel a thing, but my 29 year old girlfriend sure enjoys it more.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 11:03

I gotta wonder who thought of it. "Gee I dunno, I don't have enough water to wash something the size of my big toe. I'll just cut off all this uesless extra flesh. I don't need it. OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN I'M BLEEDING!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 15:50

>>22

In America, that might be possible.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 0:32

>>56

Anything is if you have enough money, it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 0:52

Inteligent post time.

...wait, I was about to post something about circumcision being a cure for human evolution, but it seems people have already counterpointed that by saying it doesn't really matter in actuall sex. Those fucking pixies. They decived me again.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 18:10

There are actually quite a few Europeans who are circumcisised, me being one of them. I'd say that two out of five at my gym are circumsized, judging from what we can see in the communal showers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 20:34

>>59
Communal showers ftw

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 0:57

>>59
GTFO FAGGOT

Name: 61 2006-05-20 1:28

eeww you lok at other bois penuses yur gay

Name: dockiller 2006-10-31 5:40

you think if i went around killing circumcision doctors when i got caught a jury would ever convict me? 9 of the 10 jurrors would have been mutilated at birth also lol ill make sure to show some circum. vids on helpless babys at trial lmao ill be a hero youl see ill be on cnn one day youl see

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 5:52

Circumcision should be b&. lawlz

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 5:53

>>59
WHY DO YOU ENJOY LOOKING AT GROWN MEN NAKED AND THEIR GENITALIA?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 15:21

Circumcision is hygienic. I bet all you people with foreskins get a massive build-up of smegma, even after washing. Nasty.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 15:34

>>66
I'm in the majority so my penis hasn't been mutilated and my dick is always clean.

Also, WTF is smegma?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 17:03

Also, WTF is smegma?
Dick cheese.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 18:13

>>66 smegma, even after washing
can you explain that? why the hell will anyone have smegma if he washes his dick everytime he takes a bath?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 18:23

jews are filthy rats! They never wash and that's why they are always worried about smegma.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 19:21

I have a foreskin, and have never had smegma.  I wash my cock.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 19:46

i wash too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 2:48

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

"Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it."

I WILL TRADE YOU ALL MY POKEMON CARDS FOR JESUS' FORESKIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:12

>>73
CHARZARD LIMITED EDITION PLZ.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:27

I have a limited edition Blastoise!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:28

See, if you don't have foreskin you don't need to wash your cock.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 13:32

>>76
That's disgusting, dude

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 18:18

>>77
I still don't get any gross smegma like you though, no matter how many days and weeks I go.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 18:20

someone should start spamming /b/ with smegma again

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 22:58

I remember this one time when I was sick I went a whole week without having a shower and I never got smegma or shit like that. My dick didn't even smell bad.

You filthy kikes with your mutilated unnatural cocks must attract filth or something.

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