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What the hell is the point of circumcision?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 13:57

plz explain. Is it like emo cutting? Does it make you look cool? Should I try and circumcize myself? Am I spelling it right? Or am I asking too many questions?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:11

Circumcision is supposed to make masturbation harder and Jews and Muslims practice it, as well as some sneaky doctors if parents don't say no. Also it's used if one has too tight foreskin and for medical purposes as it's cleaner, but loss of foreskin makes your dick much less sensitive which is bad. I don't like looks of it nor do I like it at all and I feel bad for those unfortunate ones who have been circumsized. It might make you look cool with retards, but otherwise it's not cool at all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:17

Circumcision fells good its like a bald dick except chicks love it and no dirty smell that the awful foreskin brings. DO it its good for you beside it will hurt like hell if you dident do it as a chilld thankfully i did it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:21

>>3
STOP! GRAMMAR TIME!

Apparently circumcision also improves writing skills greatly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:37

I'm way sensitive under there so that would be odd to not have that sensation. Why do chicks love it? Last longer in bed?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:41

>>5
Chicks love it, because majority of the porn stars are circumcisized, it arguably makes dick look "bigger" and they last longer in bed. IMO circumcision sucks, but then again I'm dick loving faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:44

>>5
He probably think that chicks love it because his sister once smelled his cock after he hadn't taken a shower for months.

If you know how to fucking take a god damned shower, you're not going to have any problems with any sort of smell coming from your penis.

Oh, by the way, circumcision is believed to have surfaced because of the lack of hygiene back in the days, where one would go for months without getting a bath. Times have changed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:52

A circumsized penis is number than an uncircumsized one so it allows you to perform longer in bed, and actully give the lady a better chance of achieving an orgasm.

Although I'm a cock-loving faggot as well, so it doesn't matter to me. I like the smell of dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:03

>>3
Dirty smell? That must be your dick, mine doesn't smell.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:05

>>7
He probably think that chicks love it because his sister once smelled his cock after he hadn't taken a shower for months.
I got a hard-on from imagining that situation.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:09

I wanted a circumcision so I got one when I had the courage - at the age of 14.
with foreskin: My dick was mostly sensitive because the foreskin was covering the tip most of the time so it wasn't rubbing around the shorts -> it was much more sensitive when exposed. Also, hygiene wasn't a problem, but seriously, there are ALWAYS some pissdrops which just stay under the foreskin, regardless of how hard you shake.
after: heaven or hell, heaven won. It is 24/7 so clean that I could eat from it. Through the rubbing around it is much less sensitive(the tip), which helps with sex. No greatly, but it does.

all in all, both sides of the argument are retarded because they argue of those little details. Just do whatever you want

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:13

>>11
I love smell and dirty cocks, but I'm fag anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 17:55

but how to fap with no foreskin =(?
you have to use lube or shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:15

>>13
Noooo, actually you don't know how much excessive skin you have around you dick. Well, it has to be excessive so as to not to rip when you get a boner. Anyway, just use this skin

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:39

I'm not mutillated. When I get a boner, all my skin goes back automatically, I don't have to pull it or anything. It's just the way it's supposed to work.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:43

SMEGMA!!!
i hate all you hooded kkk dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:45

Its for JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:49

>>16
Better than your Jew dicks!

Name: DOCTOR MARIO 2006-05-10 20:33 (sage)

>>1

DO NOT TRY TO DO IT YOURSELF.  HOLY FUCK.

circumcision originated by tightwad jews who, while wandering the desert, did not want to waste water cleaning their penile units.  which makes sense.

nowadays with municipal water supplies and public sewage, there is no need for it anymore.

it remains in practice because of pushy doctors, ignorant parents and dumbass women who don't realize that removing mass from an object makes it SMALLER.  a penis does not get bigger because you cut tissue off of it.  the foreskin, when retracted, increases the circumference of the penis because all that skin has to go somewhere.  when extended, yeah it looks like an anteater, but it has a stimulating effect on the vaginal nerves on backward thrusts.

if you are concerned with smegma, you need to take a goddamned shower.  pull the skin back when you piss.

lastly, if you are whining about being too sensitive, work on your technique.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 21:49

...how do i tell if i was circuimcized? i seriously have no idea. foreskin? what the crap? Mine has a hole with no "flap" over the opening. Was i circuimcised?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 21:57

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 23:45

Is it possible to locate the doctor who cut me 20 some odd years ago so i can sue for emotional distress?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 3:11

Just say NO to useless elective surgery on the PENIS! Leave it intact.

The worst part is not even having any choice in the matter!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 5:42

swallow that sand good.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 14:10

I have foreskin (lovin it) and I can't imagine not having foreskin being good. I'd hate to feel the fabric of my boxers rubbing against the head of my penis, that would be irrititating.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 14:48

>>25
after some time it wouldn't be sensitive anymore. which meas you'd have to fap 2 hours until orgasm.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 15:31

>>22
Probably possible if the was sneaky doctor ie. didn't ask parent's permission. I'm glad my parents didn't let doctor to mutilate my penis, even though he wanted to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 16:13

What's sad is alot of doctors in America will just cut the babies dick without the parent's permission. They dont even have a reason. They do it just because it's been done so much.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 16:18

>>28
*a lot

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 16:55

Foreskin = Faggotory

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 18:38

>>26
Maybe that's the reason why these amerikkkan prudes are doing it. They don't want you touching your pee-pee because it's sinful and ur goin ta hell.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 22:13

The foreskin isn't where most of the nerves are, they're mostly in the head. Jerking off may be less sensitive but when you're fucking it really won't make a difference.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 0:54

>>32
Should we trust this man? He could be a spy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 1:15

>>33
It is a sneaky doctor

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 1:42

It was practiced regularly on newborns in North America a lot in the 80's and early 90's because it was believed to prevent health problems... like infections of the wang and maybe some other shit I'm not even aware of.  I don't even know.  Unfortunately, my parents allowed me to be circumsized as a baby, and I will never forgive them for it.  What a stupid fucking thing to do!

>>5
We still have sensation, just less because skin got taken off, so there are less nerves.  However, they say that if you get circumsized as a baby, there is a greater chance for new nerves to grow. 

>>25
Yeah, unfortunately, this is actually NOT irritating because when the head is exposed all the time, it loses its sensitivity.  When I am unaroused, I can rub the head of my dick as hard as I want and it wno't bother me at all. 

I have to try not to think about how my dick was mutilated without my permission because it makes me want to destroy things.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 8:12

>>35
Poor you

Name: J3ph42 2006-05-12 14:06

>>1

Read Old Testament.
TL;DR version:
God said "And you, and all of your extended family, and their servants, will have their foreskins cut off for no other reason than because I say so, that is your covenant with me"

Utility? None. Increased risk of infection, loss of nerve sensitivity. I'm just lucky my mom had the nerve to threaten to pwn the doctors if they tried it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 16:53

I say we throw the emo kid a bone and tell him to get circumcised.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 1:25

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 5:22

I makes Jesus love you. ;)

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