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What do women want

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 17:45

List of things you think women want in a relationship or in a man?

excitement
humor
good looks
protection

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 21:55

money

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 23:20

EVERYTHING!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 0:53

I am a woman.  I look for:
-kindness and thoughtfulness
-compatible with my geekiness
-reasonably handsome - tall, lanky, with beard are all pluses
-doesn't necessarily need money, or car, or job, but if he's working hard towards those things I'm happy

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 2:04

>>4

fails for lies

remember something: women don't know what they want
read between the lines: if you aren't working towards these things, then she won't be happy and she will be gone

not that I disagree mind, women are horrible drivers, to lazy/inferior to work for a living for long extended periods of time and they are HORRIBLE with money.

she's a geek, so she actually might want kindness and thoughtfulness, but I somehow doubt it. Every girlfriend that got with me did so under the pretense that I wasn't as kind as the others.

OH BUT WAIT

FAILS DOUBLE FOR NO GIRLS ON THE CYBER NETWORK INTERWEBS

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 4:51

Dick
Penis

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 4:52

Women are hard-wired for materialism (down to Earth, if you want to say it positively). Even if they're consciously idealistic and THINK they're looking for kindness and thoughtfulness, the subconscious motivation knows the score. They want a man to impregnate them, take care of her material needs (boils down to money and the ability to get more money) and make sure she and her baby survives. If possible, they want both things. But if push comes to shove, they'll choose the materialist option over the idealist one.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 4:56

>>7

Every one can be materialistic, it is human nature.  Men tends to reason more than women and women tend to think with their emotions more.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 4:59

I don't think a woman ever found the type of man that they really want and only ends up with something that satisfy them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 13:18

>>5

I'm >>4, and I just wanted to reply to your comments.  Of course if someone doesn't have any money or a job, no prospects, and isn't even working towards getting employment in the future, they're going to be unattractive as a mate.  What kind of life can a woman expect if she goes with a NEET, anyway?  A certain amount of stability is necessary in order to start a family and raise a child, and if a man seems unable to provide even the basic necessities, why on earth would a woman be attracted to him?

However, the importance of a man's wealth and status is different for different women, I imagine.  The man I love is currently unemployed and doesn't have much money to spare, but he's working hard for the future, and our relationship is fulfilling on so many other levels that it's irrelevant to me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 13:33

>>10

but if mr. rich, smart and handsome tried to get into your pants, you'd leave him if you liked him- shit maybe even if you didn't

and he won't (have a relationship with you) by the way- in this modern world these men don't need nor desire relationships with women, just need to fuck 'em)

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:03

>>1

1. Being treated like dirt, raped, and dumped frequently. I believe they call this "excitement" and "confidence".

2. Money, or the ability to make money. One way to measure a business' worth is by summing total revenues from the last 5 years. Girls probably do the this to people. I believe they call this "hard work" and "confidence".

3. Sheer idiocy and a talent for making astonishingly stupid jokes, the kind any smart person is left staring at him with this empty look as if he were both confused and in pain for his minute of life so mercilessly wasted. This is the only kind of jokes girls laugh at. I believe they call this "humour" and "confidence".

In fact, they call anything "confidence". Anything but real confidence, that is. Not only they don't know what they want, but they end up getting what they do not want, and as if it couldn't get any worse, they go crying like babies for more, because they seem to be into masochism and they usually have this retarded idea of changing him as they saw on TV.

Estimated mental age of the average girl: 10 years old.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 23:48

>>12
You have answerred correctly and win one free 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 0:11

1. A guy that can sweep her off her feet. Doesn't matter if you're stupid as fuck or a horrible person, being able to keep her laughing or entertained is enough to create a chance.

2. Talk constantly no matter how stupid the bullshit is that's flying out of your mouth. I don't mean to be in a boring way, but just to seem insightful and so the girl can occasionally say "Oh yeah I feel that way too". Then let her talk and not pay attention to her, then talk yourself again.

3. Show her that you care by constantly touching and groping her. Don't put your hand down there yet, although by now you mine as well be massaging her tits and kissing her.

4. In order to get sex, you need to get her piss drunk or take her out on a nice dinner...that involves getting her piss drunk.  Take her home, lock the door, don't use a condom. Strip her down and fuck her, and if she can remember cumming from it the next day then she's all yours!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 3:05

sincerity
trust
loyalty
apreciation

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 3:30

love
appreciation
kindness

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 5:04

apple
monkey
carburator

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 10:05 (sage)

>>17
I am the monkey an I spit upon your apple.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 11:31

>>12
>>14
Bitter, much?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 12:32

>>19
Delusional, much?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 15:05

Horny, much?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 16:42

>>21
MUCH, MUCH?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 13:52

Women want...


me!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 17:10

>>23
"Men want...


me!"

FIXED! LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 17:31

>>24

LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 18:35

>>25

LOL! LOL! LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-16 19:46

As a girl, I want a guy to be funny and reasonably handsome. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-16 19:56

>>27
LIES! GIRLZ DONT POST ON 4CHAN!!11

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-17 0:12

>>27
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-17 22:57

Is there any possible way to get a girl that is your friend to show interest in becoming more than just a friend?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-17 23:52

And in more thatn just a friend you mean?
A fuck friend?
A person whom you love?
What what what

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-18 0:55

>>30
The moment a guy enters a girl's "friend" zone, the girl starts seeing him as only a friend. To her it seems totally illogicaly for her to see him as a bf from there.

Thats how girls want to play the game. All they want is to play the game THEIR way.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-18 1:52

>>32

That's why I don't fuckin' play no mutha'fuckin games.

RAPE IS REALITY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-18 8:51

Ye gods, is everyone on the internet this paranoid and bitter?!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-18 9:08

>>15
>>16
If you're a guy: loser
If you're a girl: liar

>>21
Yes of course

>>27
Define funny.

>>30
HAHAHA oh no. They're far too stupid to realize this is what a logical person would do. They fuck first, talk later. And if they talked to you before fucking, you lost.

>>32
To her it seems totally illogicaly for her to see him as a bf from there.
Yes, and this happens because they are fucking stupid. Maybe they don't even see it illogical, because to find something illogical you have to have a sense of logic.

>>34
Ye gods, do you have a real life? Get one, then you'll understand what we mean.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-19 17:18

>>34

You have no clue.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-19 18:47

The reason we are here is girls suck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-20 0:45

and there are no girls on 4chan, so it rulz

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-20 1:49

>>10
HOW ABOUT WORKING YOURSELF AND EARNING ALL YOUR SHIT YOURSELF YOU STUPID BITCH

Name: almost-serious 2006-01-21 0:46

obviously not slobs who spend their days on 4ch, but if you're a good listener you can atleast 1. get girls as friends, then 2. ask them for advice when you need it. (I'm still at step one, but I'm not exactly looking for gf so friends are good).

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