What do women want

List of things you think women want in a relationship or in a man?

excitement
humor
good looks
protection

1. A guy that can sweep her off her feet. Doesn't matter if you're stupid as fuck or a horrible person, being able to keep her laughing or entertained is enough to create a chance.

2. Talk constantly no matter how stupid the bullshit is that's flying out of your mouth. I don't mean to be in a boring way, but just to seem insightful and so the girl can occasionally say "Oh yeah I feel that way too". Then let her talk and not pay attention to her, then talk yourself again.

3. Show her that you care by constantly touching and groping her. Don't put your hand down there yet, although by now you mine as well be massaging her tits and kissing her.

4. In order to get sex, you need to get her piss drunk or take her out on a nice dinner...that involves getting her piss drunk.  Take her home, lock the door, don't use a condom. Strip her down and fuck her, and if she can remember cumming from it the next day then she's all yours!