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1. Being treated like dirt, raped, and dumped frequently. I believe they call this "excitement" and "confidence".
2. Money, or the ability to make money. One way to measure a business' worth is by summing total revenues from the last 5 years. Girls probably do the this to people. I believe they call this "hard work" and "confidence".
3. Sheer idiocy and a talent for making astonishingly stupid jokes, the kind any smart person is left staring at him with this empty look as if he were both confused and in pain for his minute of life so mercilessly wasted. This is the only kind of jokes girls laugh at. I believe they call this "humour" and "confidence".
In fact, they call anything "confidence". Anything but real confidence, that is. Not only they don't know what they want, but they end up getting what they do not want, and as if it couldn't get any worse, they go crying like babies for more, because they seem to be into masochism and they usually have this retarded idea of changing him as they saw on TV.
Estimated mental age of the average girl: 10 years old.