Hello world4ch, I'm Dr. Anonymous and this is my love advice thread. In this thread, Anonymii may post their love-related issues, and Dr. Anonymous will try to help.
Ready to serve!
~Dr. Anonymous
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Anonymous2005-12-02 1:36
Dear Dr. Anonymous:
I ended a relationship with a big question mark a few years back. We used to talk all the time, now we talk maybe once a month. She's having the time of her life and doesn't want to share many of the details. I'll be moving to the same area in 2 years after undergrad. Do I still have a chance when we meet again?
>>2
Technically, you still have a chance, considering how some girls don't get too personal with those who are in their love interests ladder. You might have been mercilessly, hopelessly banished to the absolutely separated friends ladder if you two got too personal a few years back, and I'm afraid this mark seems to last for life.
Either way, you might want to consider this: she wasted her chance to be with you, and she's wasting her chance to be friendlier to you. Is she really worthy of you?
>>3
The fastest way is to be a shitty gang and treat them like dirt. Though I may ask, why do you want to get a girl? (Note that I'm not telling you to go gay, just asking why do you want a girl, what do you expect from her.)
I have found the love of my life. She is so prefect. So great so beautiful. The only problem is I am a man of 30 and she is But a girl of six. I think about her constantly. I always see her at the play ground near my house. I dream of taking her places. I Dream of going to movies and making out with her. Oh How I wish to Carress her flat breasts. How I long to spend a quiet evening with her as we sip wine and talk of memories past.
But sadly I am the shy sort. How Do I aproach This prefect Female. This Young goddess. How Do I ask her out? HOW? I am so shy. ANd she being so pretty most likely has many a pedophile asking her out. Ahh How she tortures me. I see her in her little dresses doing Flips on the jungle gym revealing her White or Pink panties every time. Oh what to do.
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Anonymous2005-12-02 20:29 (sage)
Just wait til she's 18. Then she WILL have breasts. Fat lushious triple J ones at that. What will you do then!!!
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Anonymous2005-12-02 21:31
Because of my interests, I don't meet girls very often and am starting to get pretty desperate. I have (temporarily) given up on the idea of love and basically ask out any girl once I come on a first-name basis with her.
I don't ask out girls who are (very) unattractive.
I don't ask out girls who have boyfriends.
I do ask out girls who I find intellectually banal.
Few girls qualify, and I allways get rejected (I've only been doing this for 3 months or so, so that's about 3 rejections). The rejection doesn't really bother me, because inside, I do believe I could do better, but the right girl just isn't here yet.
When I come home from work at night, I am just so desperate for some sort of human affection. I need someone (anyone) to hold hands with. I don't need to talk, I don't need to have fun, but I feel like my soul is all wound up, and I don't know how to relax it without some companionship (which isn't the same as sex).
Maybe I should just buy a pet or something.
Help me.
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Anonymous2005-12-02 21:38
I'm not the thread starter but I'll try to give you some advice...which may sound a bit silly. DON'T LET YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT DIE! YOU CAN'T STOP TRYING! DON'T GIVE UP! You can do it! This stranger on the internet believes you can fall in love!
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Also, yes a pet's unconditional love will help your loneliness.
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Anonymous2005-12-02 21:41
One more thing.
You might need to hear this, so here's the deal.
Most people you know believe that you are a pretty decent person overall, and would not mind hanging out with you in the slightest. Despite what you may think, dudes who see you in the street do not take one glance at your appearance and conclude that you are a loser going nowhere, as they are all too concerned about being judged themselves to force serious criticism upon you; in fact, good odds say that someone of your preferred gender may even take a lengthy glimpse at your ass while you are not paying attention.
You know all that stuff you are worrying about right now? It's probably nothing, and more than likely you will get through it just fine. Lots of folks have the same doubts about themselves and the world that you do, so they will almost certainly be sympathetic to your situation (though they may not like hearing about it because you remind them too much of themselves). Your choice of music, clothes, movies, foods, and all other consumer items are well within acceptable social norms, and for the most part there is no freelance shame squad wandering around looking to insult you for what you like.
Keep your head up, kiddo. Things will work out, though maybe not the way you plan them to; much like your first college roommate, the cosmos likes to get drunk and fuck with you, but only because it thinks you are a pretty cool muchacho and it wants you to loosen up some.
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Anonymous2005-12-03 4:25
>>9
I know the situation. Just grow your ego 20x and girls will flock.
Its simple to get girls to like you. Treat them Like dirt. Girls love that!
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Anonymous2005-12-03 11:38
<Dr. Anonymous at your service>
>>9
If you're given up on the idea of loving a girl before asking her out, you'll have real chances as soon as you get to know more girls. In spite of the image they created of themselves, they're more likely to fuck on the first date than say "I love you".
You said you don't ask out girls who are very unattractive or have boyfriends, but you do ask out girls who are intellectually banal. Not few girls qualify, really. You'll find girls under these criteria pretty often, that is, if you meet girls at all. Keep trying!
I don't need to talk, I don't need to have fun, but I feel like my soul is all wound up, and I don't know how to relax it without some companionship (which isn't the same as sex).
Fine on talk; possible problem on fun: most girls want to have fun in silly ways; problem on dependency: most girls won't like you to depend or rely on them because they are selfish and shallow; problem you have to address yourself: you shouldn't depend on others to relax and be happy. I know this is hard because good guys would want to have that special someone, but you'll find almost no girl who thinks like you. The more you want (and depend) on a girl for happiness, the less likely girls who know you will like you. I'm afraid it's this stupid, for if you are happy as you are then you should very well spare yourself of the burden of an immature girl around. So you should learn to enjoy your time alone - a time where you reign over yourself and nobody ruins for you -, to be happy as you are, and to rely only on yourself, not only because of girls, but because of people. You can't count on relying on anybody. No other than yourself will care so much about you and do things exactly they way you like. Finally, don't worry about sex, most girls love it and systematically lie about not enjoying/wanting/needing/liking it at all.
A pet will help you, yes. Both dogs and cats - whichever you like better - are more loyal and sincere companions than most girls, and if you're up for an intellectually banal girl, there's one difference between pets and humans you don't care about. Be sure of this: no girl will ever love you as unconditionally as a good pet.
there is no freelance shame squad wandering around looking to insult you for what you like.
I might add that even if there were, you should feel proud. Proud of being different than the social ones, the average Joes of society nobody other than relatives would care if they died tomorrow as they are "unique" like everybody else in the oh-so-loved society they belong to. Most times a lowly mob made of "normal people" criticizes something or someone for being "antisocial", "eccentric", or "unusual", the later is great in one or more ways and definitely superior to the rabble that call themselves "society".
To surmise, you basically just said "Stop being a woman, Anonymous."
And I think you're the same Anonymous that argued with me on the "worthy people" topic. >_>
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Anonymous2005-12-03 19:44
>>15 To surmise, you basically just said "Stop being a woman, Anonymous."
I didn't quite understand what you meant, but if you meant it's women's nature to be like that, then yes.
And I think you're the same Anonymous that argued with me on the "worthy people" topic. >_>
There are many Anonymous, but I'm probably one of them, IIRC.
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Anonymous2005-12-04 2:18
Allright, Anonymous, I'm bored as shit and I just found this, and i'm bored enough to post it.
I need to overcome the awkward, forced feeling I get whenever talking to a girl I like.
Suggestions? Comments? Advice? Burns? I'll take whatever.
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Anonymous2005-12-04 7:49
I think girls like a good beating. It is fun. Any comments?
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Anonymous2005-12-04 8:25
Dear Dr. Anonymous:
All I want is a good, stable relationship with someone who has the same interests as me. I've fallen in love twice with such people, but neither of them returned my feelings. The problem is that unlike the standard otaku I am pretty good looking and sociable, so there are quite often "normal" girls falling for me. I am very bad at turning people down. I try to emphasize my otaku-ness in an attempt to turn "normal" girls off, but sometimes it works against me and they think it's "cute" or "underground." I mean, I enjoy getting lots of sex, but I am worried about hurting my partners because, while I think most of them are good people and I'd be happy to have them as friends, I never really fall in love with them, and thus I always feel like there's someone better, and that I will inevitably end up cheating. We usually end up drifting apart after one or two dates. I try to explain this problem to people when they take an interest in me, but like I said I am really bad at turning people down, plus I like to have sex. At the same time, I feel like being "popular" with girls undermines my chances at finding a girlfriend within the subculture, which is what I really want.
What should I do Anonymous?
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Anonymous2005-12-04 8:46
Is "otaku" some wimpy-ass dildo that is way too into that anima crap? God, that stuff is lame shit.
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Anonymous2005-12-04 10:36
<Dr. Anonymous at your service>
>>17 I need to overcome the awkward, forced feeling I get whenever talking to a girl I like.
It's hard to overcome any kind of excitement over something you like, be it a girl, a new videogame, or a torrent full of your favorite fetish you've just downloaded. Excitement falls when you're used to it. The best way to reduce your feelings is to spend more time with girls - less exciting ones if you must, they'll work too -, and to be as sincere as possible - just speak your mind.
>>18
Dr. Anonymous does not condone violence. However, it almost seems like some girls (not the majority) find it attractive. Not a pleasure nor desirable, but they are somehow attracted to guys that beat them, because in their stupidity, they think they can and have to "change him", which seems to be an idea girls who are stupid love.
>>19
If this is really true, then you need more fixing than girls after you. It's hard enough to find a girl that likes you and you can stand; it's even harder to find one that shares your hobbies. While sharing hobbies is good, you should not count on it. Relatively, the number of couples who share jobs and/or hobbies is low. And the number of girls who are into anime and manga is low too. If you multiply low by low, you get very low. Perhaps you can learn to appreciate the girls who fall for you. After all, you're benefiting from their sex. Perhaps they keep falling for you because you have sex with them but don't really like them and dump them often. Perhaps you can repeat this cycle until you find a girl you like for more than sex.
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Anonymous2005-12-04 12:09
Dear Dr. Love,
I live in an area that I rarely find the girls attractive and the few that I do find attractive or sorta attractive either aren't interested in me or I just can't force myself to talk to them... Sometimes, i have a hard time getting words out of my mouth and act my normal self around them.. I know, the first step in attaining a girl is to overcome your shyness and talk to her.. but, I just can't do it.. it's really hard for me.
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Anonymous2005-12-04 12:29
Find a fat girl. The like to suck cock.
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Anonymous2005-12-04 13:17
*lights self on fire*
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Anonymous2005-12-05 4:45
I TOLD YOU! Be mean to women. tell them they are dirty. Tell them they smell. tell them they are filthy and like to suck your cock as you take a shit. they like that.
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Anonymous2005-12-05 8:42
>>25
Might work for you, but what about those of us who AREN'T misogynists?
>>22
Like I said in my previous post, you can reduce your shyness by getting used to it. How to get used to it? If you can't talk to the girls you like, start talking to the girls you like less. Befriend them, and get used to being with females, then you'll find it easier to be around the girls you really like. Be as rational as possible, thinking you're there to risk it all so you can go out and/or make out with her.
>>31
Well, I guess having a fat fetish helps in finding girls, although I'll argue that all girls can get guys, because men's ladder has only three zones:
- Would actively like to fuck
- Would fuck drunk and admit to it
- Would fuck drunk and not admit to it
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Anonymous2005-12-08 21:39
>>33
You forgot one:
- Would not drink if his life depended on it
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Anonymous2005-12-09 7:11
>>34
- Would not drink if his life depended on it, but would still fuck.
Meh, i just split up with my girlfriend. She officially split up with me, but I consider it a mutual agreement as we'd been talking about it for some time. I think Dr. Anonymous would agree with me that there are plenty of fish in the sea!
oh, and to be honest, most fat girls like hot guys, just as most fat guys still like hot girls. Me? I go for a medium size. Little bit of meat. But without the rolls.
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Anonymous2005-12-09 22:28
That's what I do, I like my girls kinda fleshy. Not fat, but with some meat to grab and a good piece of ass. I don't like these supermodel stick bugs.
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Anonymous2005-12-09 23:04
roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Yeah!
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Anonymous2005-12-09 23:25
Meh, a bit of meat is good, you get nice real breasts that don't leak saline if you stab her too much.
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Anonymous2005-12-09 23:31
I like a good stanky pussy that has cottage cheese oozing out of it.
Mhmm, that's one thing you guys who like skinny girls are missing out on, some nice booty!
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Anonymous2005-12-10 19:04
Dr. Anonymous recommends healthy looking girls with voluptuous breasts and bottom, as opposed to anorexia.
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Anonymous2005-12-11 0:36
Dr Misogynist agrees.
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Anonymous2005-12-11 0:59
I would fuck Jessica Alba 24/7
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Anonymous2005-12-11 11:05
Dr. Misogynist here.
Dr. Anonymous, in your professional (lol) opinion, what do you think are the odds of a long distance relationship where the female is the dominant personality will crumble if she is confronted with a more appealing male interest?
My conjecture is that she will be the lynchpin instead of the traditional male position. The male will remain submissive to the female despite distance, but if the female were to loosen the monitoring behavior, the relationship would be considerably weaker.
Your thoughts?
btw, stick it in her pooper.
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Anonymous2005-12-11 15:22
males in submissive positions should be shot
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Anonymous2005-12-11 19:22
>>48
Short distance takes priority over long distance, that's why a long distance partner has to be absolutely great and have lots of luck to keep the girl. Even if he allows this girl to realize her desires of domination, she'll eventually find a short distance male to fulfill her need.
btw, stick it in her pooper.
Definitely! I support this practice.
~Dr. Anonymous
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Anonymous2005-12-11 19:47
Dr misogynist on the mobile here. Us > dr phil :D
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Anonymous2005-12-11 21:48
Dr. Anonymous, how do i convince my lil girl to suck my PENIS
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Anonymous2005-12-12 8:49
>>50 btw, stick it in her pooper. Definitely! I support this practice.
I don't like fecal matter quite that much...
I have a slight problem. I recently moved and ive recently aquirred a liking to a female friend back home. We talk all the time and ive conviced her to move into the same apartemnt complex as me. She always talks about other men and she asks me for advice. I feel like i should be nice and give her advice but i dont want her to start a relationship before she starts living closer to me so that i can try to make a move. Can you give me some advice..
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Anonymous2006-11-19 22:53
she thinks you're a homo. speak real manly like.
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Anonymous2006-11-19 22:53
WORLD4CH IS DEAD YOU STUPID FUCK!
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Anonymous2006-11-19 23:05
Dead Dr. Anonymous.
I've met this girl that I really like, and we've actually foot flirted a couple of times (which is really like a huge deal to me, but I bet it isn't to her, but I dunno), where she ofc took the initiative, and not me (cause I'm way too shy and way too much of a looser to even consider such a thing). We also sent kinda flirty text messages to each other, but not any more...
Anyway, this is quite some time ago, like... 1 1/2 - 2 months. We still talk, but haven't really done anything remotely romantic togheter since... So I really don't know what to think. As I mentioned earlier, I'm really shy, so I don't really dare to say or do anything that shows that I'm interested in her.
So... I guess I'm kind of screwed, and lost my chance with her? She prolly only thinks of me as a friend now, and nothing more?
(Jay, another sad anonymous posting his sad, non-excisting love life)
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Anonymous2006-11-20 1:05
Dear Dr. Anonymous...
How short should pubic hair be to keep it from getting into the mouths of the opposite sex during oral intercourse? .5 in? 1 in.? My friends and I can't agree.
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