Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

Dr. Anonymous Love Advice

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 17:52

Hello world4ch, I'm Dr. Anonymous and this is my love advice thread. In this thread, Anonymii may post their love-related issues, and Dr. Anonymous will try to help.

Ready to serve!
~Dr. Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 23:25

Meh, a bit of meat is good, you get nice real breasts that don't leak saline if you stab her too much.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 23:31

I like a good stanky pussy that has cottage cheese oozing out of it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 23:53

>>42
enjoy your yeast infection

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 6:33

Mhmm, that's one thing you guys who like skinny girls are missing out on, some nice booty!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 19:04

Dr. Anonymous recommends healthy looking girls with voluptuous breasts and bottom, as opposed to anorexia.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 0:36

Dr Misogynist agrees.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 0:59

I would fuck Jessica Alba 24/7

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 11:05

Dr. Misogynist here.

Dr. Anonymous, in your professional (lol) opinion, what do you think are the odds of a long distance relationship where the female is the dominant personality will crumble if she is confronted with a more appealing male interest?

My conjecture is that she will be the lynchpin instead of the traditional male position.  The male will remain submissive to the female despite distance, but if the female were to loosen the monitoring behavior, the relationship would be considerably weaker.

Your thoughts?

btw, stick it in her pooper.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 15:22

males in submissive positions should be shot

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 19:22

>>48
Short distance takes priority over long distance, that's why a long distance partner has to be absolutely great and have lots of luck to keep the girl. Even if he allows this girl to realize her desires of domination, she'll eventually find a short distance male to fulfill her need.

btw, stick it in her pooper.
Definitely! I support this practice.

~Dr. Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 19:47

Dr misogynist on the mobile here.  Us > dr phil :D

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 21:48

Dr. Anonymous, how do i convince my lil girl to suck my PENIS

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 8:49

>>50
btw, stick it in her pooper.
Definitely! I support this practice.
I don't like fecal matter quite that much...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 14:47

OTL <--- stick it in!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 22:17

it burns when i pee

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 7:51

>>55
Then you need a real Dr. Don't you?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 8:54


>>55
Dr. Misogynist here:  You stuck it up her ureter, dumbass.  Go for the stinker next time.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 7:13

>>52
tell her its a lolipop

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 8:53

>>52
Herr Doktor said it better than I could:
I'm Dr. Anonymous, not Dr. Pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 16:30

Anonymous is a pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 17:25 (sage)

Halp pls doctor, I have been botherred by something recently and I don't know how to make it go away.
Why won't you gtfo?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 12:39

>>61
I's seens me a ghosty! *tapdances*

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 22:57

    my dog autoblowjob himself
    it sounds like SHHRRRPPP SHHHRRRPP SHHHHRRRPPP

3 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-11-11 17:36

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 22:37

Dear Doctor Anonymous,

I have a slight problem. I recently moved and ive recently aquirred a liking to a female friend back home. We talk all the time and ive conviced her to move into the same apartemnt complex as me. She always talks about other men and she asks me for advice. I feel like i should be nice and give her advice but i dont want her to start a relationship before she starts living closer to me so that i can try to make a move. Can you give me some advice..

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 22:53

she thinks you're a homo.  speak real manly like.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 22:53

WORLD4CH IS DEAD YOU STUPID FUCK!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 23:05

Dead Dr. Anonymous.

I've met this girl that I really like, and we've actually foot flirted a couple of times (which is really like a huge deal to me, but I bet it isn't to her, but I dunno), where she ofc took the initiative, and not me (cause I'm way too shy and way too much of a looser to even consider such a thing). We also sent kinda flirty text messages to each other, but not any more...

Anyway, this is quite some time ago, like... 1 1/2 - 2 months. We still talk, but haven't really done anything remotely romantic togheter since... So I really don't know what to think. As I mentioned earlier, I'm really shy, so I don't really dare to say or do anything that shows that I'm interested in her.

So... I guess I'm kind of screwed, and lost my chance with her? She prolly only thinks of me as a friend now, and nothing more?

(Jay, another sad anonymous posting his sad, non-excisting love life)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 1:05

Dear Dr. Anonymous...

How short should pubic hair be to keep it from getting into the mouths of the opposite sex during oral intercourse?  .5 in?  1 in.?  My friends and I can't agree.

Name: Bill and Ted 2010-05-16 23:40

69 dude!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:07

>>69
Way to bump a five (5) year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 10:15

>>70
It was rather stylish.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 19:30

Name: Sgt.Kabu�镊kiman䣘溫 2012-05-26 7:02

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Newer Posts
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List