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Why does the American accent sound so stupid?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 6:04

Serious question.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 9:55

16th century English pronunciation + various European and African accents = American accent

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 14:04

Same reason listening to a British accent is like pushing your head through mush.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 19:47

Retarded fucking question. There's no such thing as an "american accent" too many accents here that are too different.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 23:17

>>4
It's not like some American accants sound close to British or Aussie ones, they all sound 100% American. And they all sound stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 7:03

American accent sounds good, i know that coz i'm french and i heard lots of language so stupid. :okay:

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 21:37

>>5

So they don't sound like shit? that doesn't make them stupid

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 5:45

I never had that much trouble with American accents, but for god's sake I just heard Americans pronounce Betelgeuse as Beetlejuice.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 8:34

whenever I hear some american "scientist" say "aluminum", I turn the tv off

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 2:48

>>9
Hear, hear!
How fucking hard can it be to get it right?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-07 12:34

HOWDY PARTNER, I AM AN AMERICAN! wwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 14:30

I really don't like the American rhotic sound. And the overcharged intonation. Most video tutorials narrated by Americans (e.g. www.lynda.com) make me tired.

>>6
I'm French too, and i prefer British and Australian accents to American by far. I also hate the French English accent (I've been correcting mine by studying & practising the Estuary accent so hard). And "coz" used by a non-native like you just looks lame to me, sorry.

>>9
I get the same feeling. But i force myself to watch it in their original accents (especially on YouTube) because the content (science) interests me a lot. I feel relieved when i chance on one of those made by BBC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 16:33

>>12


I know I don't speak english as well as the american people, but I'm only 14, and I think I speak well for a french14 years old boy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 20:21

>And "coz" used by a non-native like you just looks lame to me, sorry.

why? when we learn language we pick such slang as well, i don't see anything bad with it

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 19:16

When British singers sing, why does their accent become American?

America > Britain

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 2:48

It's easier to sing the vowels if you flatten them. Their accent doesn't become American, it just becomes flat - and that's not even all the time. I think you ought to listen to more British singers.

If there is any advantage to the American accent, it would be that it acts as the "text to speech" or "robot" of the English language: It pronounces every syllable cleanly, by the text-book rules, and omitting un-needed vowels from the written language. It's clean English, but with absolutely no character (well, then there are regional accents like in the South... that has character...). The Canadian Accent is also quite close to English, with a few notable differences.

My order of accent preference I would put
- British
- Scottish & Welsh
- Irish
- American/Canadian
- Australian (sorry :[ )

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 9:12

>>16

Many British singers are distinguishable from American singers by just listening to them. Even though i'm not a native English speaker, i can tell the difference.


>>17

Mine would be
- British
- Welsh
- Scottish
- Irish
- Canadian
- American

I'm not sure about Australian and New Zealand. Some of them are very close to British, others to American. The Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns speaks and sings like a British, but his wife Natalie Imbruglia speaks and sings like an American, when they are both Australian. I like the accents of Australian YouTubers like AngryAussie (http://www.youtube.com/user/AngryAussie) and 1GOD1JESUS (http://www.youtube.com/user/1god1jesus). There are some American accents i seem to like, again from YouTubers like Crosisborg (http://www.youtube.com/user/crosisborg), but he is of Irish descent, maybe that's why.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 9:41

>>17
No character.
Yeah, right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 23:23

>>17
>>18

Welsh and Scottish accents are British you morans.

I think you mean the English accent.

Name: DD 2009-12-07 12:25

Its because they mispronounce the correct spelling of a word. But I'm not so keen on English accents either. They sound gay.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 19:20

>>22
pronounce ... spelling
Wut.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 23:41

>>20
You will find different accents across the UK, same as you wild the US. The modern British accent sounds horrible. fink abaot it fow a momint.
Scottish people dont sound like that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 0:12

Britfag here. There is no "British" accent, retard. Britain is an island, within which are England, Wales and Scotland.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 0:31

>>17

I'm a canadian and I can honestly say our accent is not very english at all, I lived abroad and got used to hearing english and american accents and I can honestly say now that I can hear the difference I'd put canadian close to last. I cringe when I hear people raise their dipthongs...

I'd say

-English (RP)
-General American
-New Zealand
-Australian
-Scottish
-Canadian
-Southern American English
-Various chavy english accents

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 2:25

in my opinion, southern accents only sound 'stupid' because people with this accent speak too fast. the accent is very capable of sounding nice as fuck if people were to take time and speak slowly, to take the time to make love with my ears and the insides of them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 14:30

Never heard southern accent sound fine. In fact there is some show on TV I haven't looked at only because it contains a character with an annoying southern accent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 1:19

Why do British men all sound like homosexuals?

Srs question.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 20:25

British can't fucking pronounce the final r in words, instead they just say "ah" like a fag opening up his mouth just before being fed a cock. They also can't fucking tell that 'tube' is spelt with a 't' and not 'ch'.

You fuckers probably never read a book in your lives, so what else can we Americans expect of people who never see words written properly? Thank god your worthless country lost its empire and now has no influence over the direction of modern English internationally.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 3:27

this thread brings to mind a wonderful exchange of words from the simpsons.

oh yeah? bart come 'ere a minute!

no you come 'ere a minute!

oh yeah?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 3:56

>>30

Troll louder, I don't think they can hear you in back.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 14:16

Are you serious? have you not ever though that americans pronouncing the T is wrong? I am sure that you do not say thawguhut when trying to say thought? And worthless Empire? If the Empire did not exist then many things that we have today would not exist, think next time before you post, and have a nice day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 5:17

>>30
At least we don't say it 'toob'. What the fuck is up with that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 5:52

>>34
The bumper of the five year old thread!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 8:42

>>15
ahh, I'm currently studying the language of the beaners on my own.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 0:22

>>34
>it's how it's supposed to be pronounced that's whats up with that

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 3:08

>>34
What do you say? Chyube?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 11:14

At least General American is not nearly as retarded as Estuary English (or "Heschry" if you want the authentic feel) or whatever you call the accent that kids speak these days in the Yew-Käy.

>>11
Yeah, "howdy partneRRRRRRR" to you too, Britfag.
Here's a speaker who's spoken English way longer than you, in a way more authentic way, in a way more English part of the country, and in times before mass surveillance and Muslims: http://www.bl.uk/learning/langlit/sounds/text-only/england/portesham/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 22:49

OP, that's because United-Statian ARE stupid. So their accent sounds stupid too.
/thread.

Name: anonymous 2010-04-15 20:23

I don't care what country your from, most of you here are idiotic bigots! People speak a certain way because that is how they are raised to speak. What is "correct" is up in the air. Also, a person's native speech pattern has nothing to do with their intellect!

Name: anonymous 2010-04-15 20:26

Oh, by the way, I'm pretty sure they don't even say "howdy partner" in Texas anymore, and they sure never said it where I come from.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 13:44

でも、マウンテンデューが嫌いなのよ。

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 20:50

Yeah, um, I think the british accent's are kind of funny,but I guess obviously other people find the american accents funny as well,I don't see anything stupid or wrong with it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 3:46

Why does the American accent sound so stupid?
'Cause you are a fag :D
The Game ='D

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 13:25

Britain(<--LAND)= Scotland, England and Wales.
UK(<--NATION)= Northern Ireland, Scotland, England and Wales
.... if you don't know that then get fucking educated before posting here. You're making an arse of yourself ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 18:07

United States of Stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 18:15

Watch this video of real Americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 17:59

>>39
Yeah, "howdy partneRRRRRRR" to you too, Britfag.
Milkribs isn't a fag brit, he's a canadian!

By the way, here's the real list from best to worst, based on proper pronunciation-

Normal American (ex. most Americans)
Canadian
Southerner (American)
Irish
Scottish
Australian
English (every other accent sounds interesting to me, but good god do I hate their accent...no thanks.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 23:04

>>50
God tier (in order)
Southerner (Southerner here, I think it can sound good in the right situation, other times it sounds straight retarded)
Normal American
Irish
------
Meh tier
Scottish
Australian
Canadian
everything else not mentioned above or below
------
Shit tier
Welsh (sounds terrible)
English (not as bad as Welsh)
Boston
New York

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 14:05

>>51
Well that is a decent list, except Boston and New york should not be so low.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 12:00

>>52
They should probably be about Welsh and English, but I still don't like 'em
Like I said, I'm a Southern, and that means I don't like yankees

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 16:30

>>53
Well in that case fuck you, because I am from NY, dumb southern [lol].

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 2:50

Americans invented retarded words like "Ain't", "Y'all", "Howdy", "Hidely ho", and "Yeehaw".

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 3:05

>>55
Hidely ho
wut

Anyway, you can't talk about retarded words without bringing up Australia, and they're practically British.

Name: anonymus 2010-09-27 11:50

When u watch American tv programmes and they mimic English accents they make it sound all posh when it's not I'd like to see someone put on a standard/common English accent (well I'm a Londoner so maybe a Londoner accent).

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:09

>>55
Fuck you, "y'all" is a great word. It solves they problem of saying "you" for plural (and getting confused) and wasting precious time saying two syllables like "you guys" or "you all"
Thanks for punctuating it correctly, most people put "ya'll" which is blatantly wrong.
Ain't can be alright in some circumstances

>>54
Fuck you yankee scum

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 14:23

>>58
Y'all sucks stupid redneck!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 8:38

>>58
Meh, just revive "thou" pronoun. If conjugation is hard, use the same as "you". Like:

"Thou art a faggot", or
"Thou are a faggot".

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 11:55

>>59
If you think y'all is a redneck word, you've never been down here. Everyone, I repeat, every-fucking-body uses it, Except maybe English teachers, but I've heard a few use it (in informal situations, which is when anyone uses it). I know people who are the farthest thing from a redneck that use it.
You are stupid, and you are just jealous of our great pronoun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 3:10

your an idiot. I live in Florida and NO BODY says "y'all" you must live in Tecks-ass

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 4:02

Does anyone else find the English voice in Google Translate annoying?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 13:56

>>40
>United-Statian

ALL HAIL S(T)ATAN!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 19:10

>>51
Southern shouldn't be in God tier.

And this is coming from someone who lives in South Carolina.

>>52
Boston and New York accents are atrocious. But what do expect from a bunch of second or third generation immigrants.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 21:06

English English has prevalence over all other forms. Just as Spanish Spanish and French French have prevalence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 21:06

>>67

Which English dialect exactly? Because England itself has several.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 23:44

>>8
That's how it's pronounced.

>>9
The element Al was originally called Alumium, then it was changed for no fucking reason to Aluminum. Americans stuck with this. Then it was changed to Aluminium because that sticks with the -ium trend of chemical elements. The rest of the world stuck with this.

Tube should be pronounced like "tyube". You should hear a t and a y (as in yes).

The reason certain American accents sound stupid to me is that they intonate normal sentences as if they were questions, making it seem as if they are constantly making sure they're not retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 18:20

>>63
Thats because old people from the North live in Florida.
I've lived in Georgia and NC and have lots of family in South Carolina. Errybody says it.

>>69
Tube should be pronounced like "tyube". You should hear a t and a y (as in yes).
No, it shouldn't. It's "toob" you inbred fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 22:42

chyoob

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:20

Americans are stupid in the first place, of course their accent would also.

Name: JELLY 2010-11-30 18:40

>>72
U JELLY OF AMERICANS

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 20:02

>>69

*Aluminium

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 22:53

>>74
* Aluminum

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-03 21:37

>>75
* Ignorance

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-03 23:14

>>76
* Aluminum

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 12:16

Because Americans suck at everything they do.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 13:32

>>80
you got a case of the jelly bro
u mad we own the world?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 18:44

>>81
*claim America can take the world on in a war*
*get asses kicked by weak militaries in Iraq and Afghanistan*

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 22:10

>>82
implying we are getting our asses kicked
implying this conflict is a way

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 12:06

>>83
* war

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Name: FINAL VICTOR 2011-10-30 11:43

Hallo. I am Bernie from England.I spent 3 days in school before I quit and became a huge English douche who looked down on everyone else for not having as many bacterial colonies in my mouth. It actually makes my accent stronger!

Thank ya for listenin. I am an idiot.

Name: ALLO BERNIE AGAIN 2011-10-30 11:45

AYE, I mean't in yer mouth, not MOINE! AH HA HA HA HA HA. I am an idiot.

Bernie,
The England post idiot

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-06 1:18

fuck the u.s.

contry full of fools

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 13:54

>>91

You're just jealous because we're #1 in total crimes, rape, CO2 emissions, divorce rate, teen birth rate, heart attack, McDonald's restaurants, plastic surgery, and prisoners.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 22:00

America is the best country!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-13 12:21

If our accent wasn't so irritating, we would hold the British accent, the Australian accent, etc., in such high esteem. It's the whole reason any English narrators even get a fucking job. So, be happy that our accent is so shitty.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 23:13

Why the fuck do you sound so stupid you buttfucking faggot. America strong!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 23:30

American accent sounds like a duck.

seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 23:33

>>96

You sound like a duck you fucking pussy. Fight me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 23:53

>>97
Nope.avi

Name: Tina 2012-01-06 19:02

What?  U jealous biotch from some backward far off land.  We hear what u sound like.  You damn well know American accents are sexy and are the most coolest and normal sounding voices in the world. I know what I hear and I damn well know that American accents are great.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:02

>>99
THAT WAS IMAGEBOARD QUALITY!

Name: godmonster 2012-02-20 11:13

there is no normal or standard american english, there are alot of dialects klie midwestern standard were people combine standard northern with standard southern, so they sound like a typical american but say things like rass-le instead of restle or war-shing rather than washing. but i dont blame you brit islanders for not knowing that as few americans even realise it, but really you need to stop lumping us all togeather as well when you say american that means nothing.....a new englander, southerner, midwesterner, westerner, west coast american, alaskan, hawaiian, porto rican? point is america is more like the whole E.U. then it is like one individual country hell even an iowan and an nabraskan are not all that alike even tho there both midwestern american.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:18

It's sad; this is actually an interesting topic of discussion to me and yet somehow it always devolves into "my country is better than yours" patriotic dickery. It'd be nice to know why General American sounds stupid apart from the fact that it's American.

If there's one thing in its favor, at least the rhotic accent is consistent with orthography, in contrast to whatever this person was suggesting: >>22

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 20:53

>>40
>United-Statian
Oh wow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 21:04

ACCENT PREFERENCE ACCORDING TO AN AMERICAN COCHLEAR IMPLANTEE:
1. Maryland (not Baltimore)
2. General American Accent
3. Canadian
4. Midwestern
5. German
6. English Accent
7. Australian
8. Pakistanian (it's really pretty~)

Filipino accent in English...god, no. Spare me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 23:27

Yo dudes, I think yer all leavin' out the hella important Northern California accent. Fer sher teh sickest accent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 16:58

>>24
I actually read that in a British accent. how did you do that??

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 22:17

>62
>If you think y'all is a redneck word, you've never been down here. Everyone, I repeat, every-fucking-body uses it, Except maybe English teachers, but I've heard a few use it (in informal situations, which is when anyone uses it). I know people who are the farthest thing from a redneck that use it.

I recall reading that people from the Northern United States, when asked to guess a speaker's socioeconomic class from a recording of his speech, invariably guessed that people from with Southern accents were poor and uneducated.  They weren't able to differentiate between an upper-class Virginian accent and the barely-intelligible speech of an Appalachian inbred.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 22:00

>>104
Reading, reading, "maryland" OH FUCK NO, "not baltimore, oh okay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 7:34

Fucking ACTA.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 9:08

Any good place to practice writing kanji online? Something like skritter but free.

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