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Why does the American accent sound so stupid?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 6:04

Serious question.

Name: anonymous 2010-04-15 20:23

I don't care what country your from, most of you here are idiotic bigots! People speak a certain way because that is how they are raised to speak. What is "correct" is up in the air. Also, a person's native speech pattern has nothing to do with their intellect!

Name: anonymous 2010-04-15 20:26

Oh, by the way, I'm pretty sure they don't even say "howdy partner" in Texas anymore, and they sure never said it where I come from.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 13:44

でも、マウンテンデューが嫌いなのよ。

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 20:50

Yeah, um, I think the british accent's are kind of funny,but I guess obviously other people find the american accents funny as well,I don't see anything stupid or wrong with it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 3:46

Why does the American accent sound so stupid?
'Cause you are a fag :D
The Game ='D

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 13:25

Britain(<--LAND)= Scotland, England and Wales.
UK(<--NATION)= Northern Ireland, Scotland, England and Wales
.... if you don't know that then get fucking educated before posting here. You're making an arse of yourself ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 18:07

United States of Stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 18:15

Watch this video of real Americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 17:59

>>39
Yeah, "howdy partneRRRRRRR" to you too, Britfag.
Milkribs isn't a fag brit, he's a canadian!

By the way, here's the real list from best to worst, based on proper pronunciation-

Normal American (ex. most Americans)
Canadian
Southerner (American)
Irish
Scottish
Australian
English (every other accent sounds interesting to me, but good god do I hate their accent...no thanks.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 23:04

>>50
God tier (in order)
Southerner (Southerner here, I think it can sound good in the right situation, other times it sounds straight retarded)
Normal American
Irish
------
Meh tier
Scottish
Australian
Canadian
everything else not mentioned above or below
------
Shit tier
Welsh (sounds terrible)
English (not as bad as Welsh)
Boston
New York

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-25 14:05

>>51
Well that is a decent list, except Boston and New york should not be so low.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 12:00

>>52
They should probably be about Welsh and English, but I still don't like 'em
Like I said, I'm a Southern, and that means I don't like yankees

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 16:30

>>53
Well in that case fuck you, because I am from NY, dumb southern [lol].

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 2:50

Americans invented retarded words like "Ain't", "Y'all", "Howdy", "Hidely ho", and "Yeehaw".

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 3:05

>>55
Hidely ho
wut

Anyway, you can't talk about retarded words without bringing up Australia, and they're practically British.

Name: anonymus 2010-09-27 11:50

When u watch American tv programmes and they mimic English accents they make it sound all posh when it's not I'd like to see someone put on a standard/common English accent (well I'm a Londoner so maybe a Londoner accent).

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:09

>>55
Fuck you, "y'all" is a great word. It solves they problem of saying "you" for plural (and getting confused) and wasting precious time saying two syllables like "you guys" or "you all"
Thanks for punctuating it correctly, most people put "ya'll" which is blatantly wrong.
Ain't can be alright in some circumstances

>>54
Fuck you yankee scum

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 14:23

>>58
Y'all sucks stupid redneck!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 8:38

>>58
Meh, just revive "thou" pronoun. If conjugation is hard, use the same as "you". Like:

"Thou art a faggot", or
"Thou are a faggot".

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 11:55

>>59
If you think y'all is a redneck word, you've never been down here. Everyone, I repeat, every-fucking-body uses it, Except maybe English teachers, but I've heard a few use it (in informal situations, which is when anyone uses it). I know people who are the farthest thing from a redneck that use it.
You are stupid, and you are just jealous of our great pronoun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 3:10

your an idiot. I live in Florida and NO BODY says "y'all" you must live in Tecks-ass

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 4:02

Does anyone else find the English voice in Google Translate annoying?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 13:56

>>40
>United-Statian

ALL HAIL S(T)ATAN!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 19:10

>>51
Southern shouldn't be in God tier.

And this is coming from someone who lives in South Carolina.

>>52
Boston and New York accents are atrocious. But what do expect from a bunch of second or third generation immigrants.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 21:06

English English has prevalence over all other forms. Just as Spanish Spanish and French French have prevalence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 21:06

>>67

Which English dialect exactly? Because England itself has several.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 23:44

>>8
That's how it's pronounced.

>>9
The element Al was originally called Alumium, then it was changed for no fucking reason to Aluminum. Americans stuck with this. Then it was changed to Aluminium because that sticks with the -ium trend of chemical elements. The rest of the world stuck with this.

Tube should be pronounced like "tyube". You should hear a t and a y (as in yes).

The reason certain American accents sound stupid to me is that they intonate normal sentences as if they were questions, making it seem as if they are constantly making sure they're not retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 18:20

>>63
Thats because old people from the North live in Florida.
I've lived in Georgia and NC and have lots of family in South Carolina. Errybody says it.

>>69
Tube should be pronounced like "tyube". You should hear a t and a y (as in yes).
No, it shouldn't. It's "toob" you inbred fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 22:42

chyoob

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:20

Americans are stupid in the first place, of course their accent would also.

Name: JELLY 2010-11-30 18:40

>>72
U JELLY OF AMERICANS

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 20:02

>>69

*Aluminium

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 22:53

>>74
* Aluminum

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-03 21:37

>>75
* Ignorance

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-03 23:14

>>76
* Aluminum

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 12:16

Because Americans suck at everything they do.

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