They used to be. All the work safe boards once had "zip" in their URL, but that no longer seems to be the case.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 15:45
your precious /mu/? oh no, whatever shall you do without hordes of ignorant opinionated cunts sucking NMH's collective penises whilst bashing anyone with a unique opinion on music - it truly must be a sad day for you
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Anonymous2010-07-17 15:46
>>12
The boards were on different domains before, though.
Apparently moot thought this would work better.
Even the front page is down now, anybody know what's going on?
The new server b0rked or something?
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Anonymous2010-07-17 15:48
I'm wondering if this outage could be intentional for some reason. like the teacher coming to the playground and saying "all right everyone off the rides and get back to whatever."
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Anonymous2010-07-17 15:49
Reloading the front page shows things are supposedly still happening.. Should we flushDNS?
It's not like this is the first even this year that 4chan has gone down, could be an error at the data center or moot implementing something and he forgot to update '4chan status'
Even wikipedia and google go down sometimes guys...
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Anonymous2010-07-17 15:49
>>25
you had rides at your playground at school?
holy damn
Cox here and yeah, the site is down, remember to check this site http://status.4chan.org/ and look to the left and wait for the status to load
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Anonymous2010-07-17 15:53
>>29
no doubt, i can only imagine how hard you'll find it to cope without pictures of all the waifus that you prefer to real women on account of you actually standing half a chance with a plastic doll
and yes, i probably will do this to everyone who mentions the board they're from
>>46
Check the time stamp on those posts. Let your mouse pointer hover on it until the additional text box shows up. I see no later than 15:20 on them.
See guys, this is what happens when 4chan messes with the wrong people. Now we have to deal with the cyber police, do you see how powerful they are? They took down 4chan...
damit nice one some one just had to fuck it all up , conciquinces will never be the same now ...
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:23
What about the GREAT OUTDOORS?
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:23
7chan is a fucking weeaboo image board. 4chan is cooler. By far.
argh. I'll have to go outside and talk to someone and clean the house... Oh my aching back.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:23
>shut down 4chan
>get basement nerds to go outside and become successful
>keikaku doori
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:23
See guys, this is what happens when hardware issues mess with the wrong servers. Now we have to deal with the ID-Ten-T Error, do you see how powerful it is? It took down 4chan...
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:23
>>88 Never! I like it better here anyway, though I'm missing my Yotsuba a...
Also >>89 GET!
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:23
Congrats on the "outside" thing.
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The FBI has our IP.2010-07-17 16:24
Please someone start an argument.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:24
I haven't done anything illegal. They can have it.
Images are overrated. The text will set you free. Images are overrated. The text will set you free. Images are overrated. The text will set you free. Images are overrated. The text will set you free. Images are overrated. The text will set you free. Images are overrated. The text will set you free.
We were fucked by the cyber police guys, it's over.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:27
Oh hai guise.. Guess what?!
the? surgeon has only recently postponed his current operation to wish you a fantastic christmas and hopes you stay healthy
He wishes you a Merry Christmas;
He wishes you a Merry Christmas;
He wishes you a Merry Christmas and a happy new stitch;
Good tidings he brings to you and your lungs;
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Scar.
Fantastic, the? surgeon is delighted
Fantastic, the? surgeon is delighted
Fantastic, the? surgeon is delighted
Fantastic, the? surgeon is delighted
ITT: moot trolls us all by making us have to post in an archaic discussion board... Though i have to say, i haven't seen much spam! This could be good!
These textboards kind of remind me of sending a letter rather than an email. Ah the good ol' days. It's rather funny just how panicky some people are just because they can't access /b/. Chillout man. Go for that much needed shower or something.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:39
>>165 Mkay. I've done it for a while. A mountain fold is when you fold the paper so the crease comes up to you. A valley fold is just the opposite. Here's a simple piece to get started on:
Each Plasmodium has two distinct hosts
- A vertebrate such as the human where asexual phase (schizogony) takes place in the liver and red blood cells
- An arthropod host (Anopheles mosquito) where gametogony (sexual phase) and sporogony take place.
Cause disease by a wide variety of mechanisms, including metabolism of hemoglobin and lysis of infected cells leading to anemia and to agglutination of infected RBC.
Cause Paroxysms (chills, fever spike, and malarial rigors) when the infected RBC are lysed, liberating a new crop of merozoites.
This is a chance–for a fresh start–for communal growth and sharing of knowledge. All who seek wisdom or simply the avoidance of flagrant douchebaggery, please come. Post. Grow.
It's only a matter of time before the beast that is 4chan re-awakens. Until said event, I will cherish my time with you, here, Anon.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:45
Lets learn some simple electronics.
A capacitor can be instantly charged by connecting a power supply across its two leads, the rate at which a capacitor charges can be controlled by connecting a current limiting resistor in series with the capacitor and it also depends upon the sizes of the capacitor and current limiting resistor, this is known as the time constant and is calculated by: time constant = C(farads) * R(ohms).
After one time constant, the capacitor is charged to about 0.6 of its full charge and would require a further 4 time constants to fully charge.
Capacitors discharge in the same way that they charge and would loose about 0.6 of their charge every time constant.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
>>194 The tired old meme in the room. I shed a tear for thee–in thy sorrowful fitful slumber you have awakened and brought forth a torrent of thine own sorrow. I cry–for You.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:49
>>192
How could a person of your measure tell in any case?
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:49
ITT: We realize there are only two people here, you, and me.
>>213 This is what actual internet-fun is. Really. I'd say "try it you'll like it" but you'll have to figure it out on your own and I wouldn't want to ruin it for you.
hopefully this will be a cleansing period for all the jessi cancer.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:58
Oh wait guys, i have a copypasta for this.
/b/. /b/ never changes.
Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of troll and meme. Blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from newfag to oldfag to simple failure. In the year 2010 the destructive nature of /b/ could sustain itself no longer. the internet was plunged into an abyss of hate and trolling. But it was not, as some had predicted the end of /b/. Instead the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another lulzy chapter of 4chan history. For anon had succeeded in destroying /b/. But /b/.. /b/ never changes.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:58
>>244 you wish it to be true, but in your heart you know it isn't
A couple of people in the IRC chat keep mentioning the Spanish feds and the FBI, if that helps. Also I've seen a bunch of sage posts on the front page that make no sense.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:58
screw /b/! I want my /fat/!!!
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Anonymous2010-07-17 16:59
This is what chan would look like if it were sponsored by netto
Fucking cyber police ruining my day. I just wanted to talk about vidya.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:00
I'm so bored I'm bugging a bunch of japs in one of their chatrooms
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:00
WHARRGARBL. I want my /b/.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:00
>245
Fuck that copypasta, implies /b/ never changes but states it somehow got worse, it's always been the same, the others who have moved to other boards just got tired of seeming the exact same thing every day...
>>258
Fine.
/b/.../b/ has changed.
It's not about lulz or raff ruse. It's not even about fapping, or raiding. It's an endless series of proxy trolling by anons and tripfags. Trolling and it's vast consumption of newfags has become a rational business transaction. ID Tagged Anons post ID tagged threads with ID tagged interwebs. Nanomachines inside their computers enhance and regulate their actions. Meme control...post control...computer control...board control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. /b/ has changed. The age of deterrence is now the age of control, averting catastrophe from weapons of mass scientologists. And he who controls /b/ controls 4chan. And when the board is under control, /b/ becomes routine
>>219
What if /b/ stays down and all the other boards go back up?
MASSIVE FLOOD OF NEWFAGS
You don't want /b/ to go down, it's like the Jupiter of 4chan, protecting all the other planets from the giant space rocks that are the newfags.
>>245
But /b/ does change, modern /b/ is not even remotely similar to the /b/ of five, or even two years ago.
Do you remember when /b/ was one of the only boards that would go down in 2008 and 2009? They would fall to /bif/ or something, it was annoying and sort of funny to see them all go to /a/ as well, but it's nothing that hasn't happened before...
Also, perhaps I haven't been on /b/ for an extended period of time in a long time to tell, but sometimes I click on it and I swear I see the same shit and go back to something I enjoy...
just stay there and enjoy it, you have to sort of drop the /b/ attitude on other boards... Not that there aren't other boards that are little /b/, looking at you /v/
>>270
The good ol' dat server, always failing and making huge amounts of /b/tards shit up the boards you know and love.
Nowadays they just roll and raid boards for no reason at all, it's really crippling on the slower boards, and really fucking annoying.
Remember the positron uprising?
Poor /trv/...
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:11
>>278
Eh, you have a point, after browsing /b/ for a while, you don't really thing very much about your posts, since you fall back to the default response to said thread, such as anything involving having women near, "Raep". But eh, the reason i browse /b/ is for the occasional thread that makes me laugh....
seriously guys what if the imageboards will stay down? I think this could be a new beguinning and we should try our best. ok lets just say it once and for all time. we shouldn´t talk too much about dis.4chan in the internet. especially former /b/tards should pretend to browse /b/ if there´s a raid or something. any other good ideas to make this a "good" place?
>>293
Hmm, lets hope this thread stays cancer free. >>295
I might aswell, this would punish the regular /b/tards while the summerfags would just go to do what ever they were doing before.
>>299
Tt was a reference to the server, boards.4chan.org
A fail reference but still...
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:21
I miss the /co/mrades already ;_;
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:21
It's not up for me yet...
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:23
It seems that the consequences are really not the same.
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:23
all chans going down!
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Anonymous2010-07-17 17:23
The surgeon is pleased.
After getting a delicate assreaming in an unnamed viet kong prison during the occupation by cardassian forces in vietnam during not-quite-world war 2.5, the surgeon was inspired to plant cactii in pots and deliver them to sick, dying and otherwise underprivileged children in orphanages across the world. One child, upon being bestowed this most amazing gift, died of internal injuries when they tried to insert the cactus at ramming speed (warp 9.7) into their bandaged anus. The surgeon was inspired.
After successfully planting a sausage tree in the arboretum of the White House, the surgeon was then asked to travel back in time to defeat cyborg raptorjesus. After an epic struggle the surgeon defeated his enemy in hand to claw combat by way of his superior knowledge of the inner workings of the universe. And by rupturing his spleen with an 28" cock up his left pinky toenail. The surgeon was inspired.
The surgeon has never had need to pass up a hooker in the street, for hookers make great sandwiches and oranges. The surgeon was hungry.