The surgeon is pleased.
After getting a delicate assreaming in an unnamed viet kong prison during the occupation by cardassian forces in vietnam during not-quite-world war 2.5, the surgeon was inspired to plant cactii in pots and deliver them to sick, dying and otherwise underprivileged children in orphanages across the world. One child, upon being bestowed this most amazing gift, died of internal injuries when they tried to insert the cactus at ramming speed (warp 9.7) into their bandaged anus. The surgeon was inspired.
After successfully planting a sausage tree in the arboretum of the White House, the surgeon was then asked to travel back in time to defeat cyborg raptorjesus. After an epic struggle the surgeon defeated his enemy in hand to claw combat by way of his superior knowledge of the inner workings of the universe. And by rupturing his spleen with an 28" cock up his left pinky toenail. The surgeon was inspired.
The surgeon has never had need to pass up a hooker in the street, for hookers make great sandwiches and oranges. The surgeon was hungry.
All hail surgeon!
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