4chan imageboards down?

Seems so right now.

i'm thinking the cyberpolice took down 4chan after we dun goof'd up

>>234
Cyber Police.

>>230

you never been around when the boards were down before?

http://imgur.com/H21qm.png

hopefully this will be a cleansing period for all the jessi cancer.

Oh wait guys, i have a copypasta for this.
/b/. /b/ never changes.
Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of troll and meme. Blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from newfag to oldfag to simple failure. In the year 2010 the destructive nature of /b/ could sustain itself no longer. the internet was plunged into an abyss of hate and trolling. But it was not, as some had predicted the end of /b/. Instead the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another lulzy chapter of 4chan history. For anon had succeeded in destroying /b/. But /b/.. /b/ never changes.

>>244 you wish it to be true, but in your heart you know it isn't

this is why we have nice things

what you mean i'm the oldest fag here

A couple of people in the IRC chat keep mentioning the Spanish feds and the FBI, if that helps.  Also I've seen a bunch of sage posts on the front page that make no sense.

screw /b/! I want my /fat/!!!

This is what chan would look like if it were sponsored by netto

Spanish law enforcement? hmmmm
I call BS on that.

>>251
Lol'd.....

>>245

absolute power corrupts absolutely

Fucking cyber police ruining my day. I just wanted to talk about vidya.

I'm so bored I'm bugging a bunch of japs in one of their chatrooms

WHARRGARBL. I want my /b/.

>245

Fuck that copypasta, implies /b/ never changes but states it somehow got worse, it's always been the same, the others who have moved to other boards just got tired of seeming the exact same thing every day...

>>256

post it

caturday...

>>258
Fine.
/b/.../b/ has changed.
It's not about lulz or raff ruse. It's not even about fapping, or raiding. It's an endless series of proxy trolling by anons and tripfags. Trolling and it's vast consumption of newfags has become a rational business transaction. ID Tagged Anons post ID tagged threads with ID tagged interwebs. Nanomachines inside their computers enhance and regulate their actions. Meme control...post control...computer control...board control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. /b/ has changed. The age of deterrence is now the age of control, averting catastrophe from weapons of mass scientologists. And he who controls /b/ controls 4chan. And when the board is under control, /b/ becomes routine

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i miss /b/...

>>219
What if /b/ stays down and all the other boards go back up?
MASSIVE FLOOD OF NEWFAGS
You don't want /b/ to go down, it's like the Jupiter of 4chan, protecting all the other planets from the giant space rocks that are the newfags.

>>245
But /b/ does change, modern /b/ is not even remotely similar to the /b/ of five, or even two years ago.

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see now this is why all the other boards hate /b/

>>266
Reminds me of that glitch pokemon from pokemon blue, good times...

>>267
Other boards hate /b/? ;_;

>>264

Do you remember when /b/ was one of the only boards that would go down in 2008 and 2009? They would fall to /bif/ or something, it was annoying and sort of funny to see them all go to /a/ as well, but it's nothing that hasn't happened before...

Also, perhaps I haven't been on /b/ for an extended period of time in a long time to tell, but sometimes I click on it and I swear I see the same shit and go back to something I enjoy...

>>267
I'm from /b/, yet i hate /b/.

>>38

Yeah, maybe this would be a good time to actually get up and do something.

>>269

Every board hates /b/. Including /b/.

>>266

REAL VIP, buddy.

>>272
>Implying your not going to just fap until the boards are back up.

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so who just all of 4chan?
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>>269

just stay there and enjoy it, you have to sort of drop the /b/ attitude on other boards... Not that there aren't other boards that are little /b/, looking at you /v/

>>276
Whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>277

perhaps they are working on it