My name is Ohtori Akio, and I am fascinated with and attracted to every single one of you. All of you are idealistic, sexually frustrated, but underlyingly innocent people who spend every second of their day searching across the internet for the one person to show you the beauty of eternity. You are an example of true struggle for growth in the world. Honestly, have any of you had anyone who truly gave you unadulterated pleasure? I mean, I guess it's arousing acting helplessly, but you all take it to a whole new level. I want to make you to feel the throb of my engine, Anonymous.
Don't be a stranger. Maybe we ride in my car sometime. I'm pretty much up for doing anything with you. I am a great chef, and an even greater lover. What things do you do, other than try to be idealistic and help others around you, while searching for a way out of your coffin? Maybe we could go to the carnival together, or maybe have a sleepover, looking at the stars (It would be SO arousing). You are all beautiful, like roses, and should come to my apartment sometime. Thank you for listening.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:24
I hope we get to see LastShadow's mask again today.
That shit was dark and edgy.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:24
I'd just like to make one thing straight to you HerO posters.
HerO may appear "cute" on the outside, but if you were ever to engage in sexual practice with him you would be disgusted and turned off.
He is a pro gamer, not a supermodel, he has bad hygiene and a lousy body. Let's start from the top.
He will smell bad.
His skin would be greasy, this is even evident from pictures posted in these threads.
He would more likely than not have very bad breath.
(Clothes are off)
He has a high body fat percentage, so he most likely has man boobs.
He most certainly does not have "sexy" visible abs.
He will have love handles.
He will have very hairy foul smelling armpits.
He will have a pot belly.
He will likely have hairy nipples.
He will not have shaven his lower regions, which is disgusting.
His dick will smell and will be undersized.
His legs will be flabby and pubey/hairy.
He will have no ass, or a saggy one.
He will have no sexual experience.
I'm not sure where this idea that a progamer is some sort of perfect beautiful model came from, but it is painfully stupid.
I can only say if you were aware of all this and you're still interested in sex with HerO then you're just a sick desperate fuck.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:24
Hey Faggots,
My name is Ika musume, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded mammals who spend every second of their day on the land. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any tentacles? I man, I guess it's fun making fun of fishes because your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pregnant whales in the pacific ocean.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the tuna schools, and leader on my squid pack. What sports do you play, other than jack off in the bath tub? I also get tentacles, and have shrimp daily (It was very delicious; Shit was SO cash). You are all humans should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
No the whole fucking problem with hots design is simple, the fucking zerg caster is an air unit.
The whole point of defiler is this slow, easy to kill, defenseless, but super powerful unit that slowly advances and fucks you up with OP swarm and plague, but is easily killed.
Now zerg will have science vessal style casters that just move wherever the fuck they want and motherfucking nydus worms that kill buildings?
wtf is blizzard thinking, they dont understand that they should be trying to add in middle of the map engagements, tug of war, and actual unit positioning vs blobs. AKA holding space, creating space, pushing forward. By creating this middle of the map control or tug of war with entranched defenses (lurkers, tanks, defilers) or for instance protoss who tries to pin the enemy in their base to slow down pushes, NONE of this exists in most sc2 matchups and it becomes a big ball vs ball or harassment. They need to reconfigure each race to have slow pushes, map controlling entrenchment units (defiler, lurker, tank) so that you actually get these big engagements of pushing/pulling in the middle of the map.
Instead it's fucking super missiles for terran, flying defilers for zerg, and town portal for protoss, so that map position means jack shit. and you get ball vs ball with harass inbetween.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:25
Imagine you’re IdrA. You are playing Startale’s Bomber in the first broadcast match of MLG, on stage, in front of a huge crowd. You’re practicing hard for this match and you’re going to show your best stuff. Bomber is really skilled, but you’re confident in your ZvT and ZvZ. You just hate Protoss because they are imbalanced. But a day or so before the match, you find out Bomber missed his flight. That’s not so bad, it’ll be a walkover or someone from the Open Bracket, both options way better than playing against Bomber.
Then the day of the tournament you walk into the venue and sit down to play some warmups in the booth. You look over and there’s already someone in the other booth. He looks Korean. Dde? SeleCT? Who is it? You walk out of your booth and over to the other one. You open the door. “Hello?”
The chair slowly turns around. You see his face, but it can’t be. He’s not supposed to be here. Not him. Not a Protoss. Not THAT Protoss.
MC says, “Hi Greg, long time no see.”
You back slowly out of the booth.
But you can’t. It’s already forcefielded.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:25
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:25
>mfw if Hitler won, not only would we have little to no Jews, niggers, chinks, pakis, sandniggers, mexicans, eskimos or filthy Americans, but we'd also all be speaking glorious and beautiful Deutsch in a racially pure and beautiful land of stable economic and environmental growth, but also wholesome family and health values being promoted internationally.
>instead it's 2012, race mixing and miscegenation is everywhere, niggers run rampant shouting incorrigibly in Swahili while raping white women in broad daylight and blasting rap music, gays freely fuck one another in public parades, women have rights, America is a barely illiterate shithole, pollution is prominent and chinks have the highest population in the world.
>and then as if to add insult to injury, the few surviving Jews, as if fueled by a beastly vengeance for mankind, have reached the highest echelons of control on Earth, such as the media through the News Corporation and the Disney Company, the Federal Reserve, Facebook and 4chan (not only do they control the television and the news, but they ALSO control the social networks), Mayor of New York, various parts of the government around the world and Israel still hasn't received a single nuking.
Not only that, but Gom is clearly a Jewish run and owned corporation. Just think about who they prefer to hire:
Jewtosis and Jewtrap need no explanation
Wolf is a Zionist who deeply craves to race mix
Tasteless is the homosexual life partner of a Jew
Khaldor might be German but shaves his head bald to hide his non-Aryan hair.
Not only that, but the music they play is all Zionist propaganda created by the Korean Sect of the Jewish media empire, also known as K-pop.
The fact that Hitler never succeeded just proves to me that there is no God, and if there is one, he hates us, and is probably Jewish.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:25
my literal sides
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:25
He's the hero that Starcraft deserves, but not the one it needs right now...
So we'll detect him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero--he's an invisible assailant, a cloaked protector...
The Dark Knight.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:25
Yeah, I think everyone owes it to themselves to consider suicide. Most people don't even know why they are living. At least get to the point where you have visualized how you will carry out your own death since psychiatrists will consider that a significant step in the authenticity of your contemplation of suicide. Then once you have that scenario in your mind, you can begin to think about reasons for living. If you can find no reason or purpose to your life, but you find your life painful, then you should consider the idea that life might not be for you. Maybe you don't find meaning, but you don't consider life to be painful, then you might think "Well I have no reason to live but I have no reason to die. I'm living at the moment so I'll just carry that out."
fuck you, ive raped people for far less than this. you think you can fucking come ITT and just act like a fucking hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, fuckface, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You fucking tell ANYBODY on this board what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a fucking baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm fucking kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to fucking face. You call yourself "Hooligan"? We'll see who's the hooligan when one of us is lying face down in a pile of their own blood, shit, and piss. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what fucking happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some fucking face to get my point across, just fucking test me you worthless sack of excrement.
>Go to fancy hairdresser
>No customers yet because it's early in the morning
>Every stylist look at me entering and smile
>One of them is a cute Asian girl
>They ask me who do i want for the haircut
>Walk toward the Asian girl without saying a word
>Seat down and she ask what is the haircut I'm looking for
>Take out a 8.3x11.7 inches picture out of a black folder
>Pic related it's that one of G-Dragon
>Cute Asian eyes start lighting up when she sees it
>We talk during the whole time she is styling my hair which is about one hour
>Learns that she is Korean and that she loves K-pop and particularly BIGBANG
>Ask her who she prefers in BIGBANG
>"G-Dragon or TOP I'm not sure yet..."
>Haircut is done
>Stand up and we are both watching the result in the mirror
>She says now she is sure: she prefers G-dragon
>Feel her touching my back pocket
>Walk out of the store and check the pocket
>It's a piece of paper with a phone number, a heart and a dragon drawn on it
>Korean girlfriend acquired
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:26
>mfw I modeled my main character as a handsome, idealistic man and have a hard time focusing on the game because I like to make him take off his upper armor and adore his muscular, manly chest and what it would be like for him to dominate me and whisper dirty things into my ear, all the while knowing that he's actually an undead and feeling slightly ashamed for the fact that I want to have sex with what is essentially a zombie and fantasizing about making retarded jokes while fondling his balls like "wow, looks like the dead is rising, in your pants!"
>mfw even when I put on my crappy upgraded Baldur's Armor I can barely focus because it shows of his sexy midriff and I have a midriff fetish and I purposely waste humanity after I die to make him sexy so I can adore his midriff.
>that feel when it's only a matter of time before we get to see the glory of our Bonjwa tearing his way through the GSL Code S.
>Grand Finals vs MMA
>It goes the final match
>that feel when the glory of the first foreign bonjwa becomes a legend, and the pride the world feels for Stephano causes StarCraft 2 to finally become an Olympic sport
>Stephano wins a Gold medal in the first Olympic Summer games with StarCraft 2 as a major even held in an American football stadium vs DRG.
>tfw when Christopher Nolan decides to make a film about the Bonjwa's rise to fame across nations (entitled, 'Bonjwa Begins'), bringing StarCraft 2 to become a global sport.
>it becomes the highest earning sports film ever made, for 20 years.
>the bonjwa uses the royalties to graduate from university, and after 4 long years of the world of eSports missing his presence, he returns, to change the way games are played, worldwide.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:26
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ass, I CUM IN ass" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:26
>that feel when Dong Rae Jew cheated his stage partner Jawnius out of 30 million won.
It all began before the Finals even began. Genius was poised to win the prize so that he could finally have his teeth fixed and no longer be so poor that he could only feed on gravel. But the greed of the False Dong was too much.
The first few games starts out according to Team MVPs plan. Genius was supposed to carry out a supposedly 'brilliant' carrier strategy that would crush DRGG making only roaches and lings. However, the Jew Dong grew greedy, and instead decided to betray his partner by doing an essentially countering build, droping roaches and hydralisks into his third and natural as the carrier count was still too meek. Confused and desperately seeking for pebbles to nibble on, Genius was shocked when his teamate DRG came into the booth to tell him that he intended to take all the money for himself!
Genius tried to fight back, taking one game of off DRG, but with an easy base trade and a mass muta build on zergfire, Dong was able to take home his dirty cash easily.
As it stands, poor Jung Minced Tooth will most likely have to have his dental fees covered by his military service, and he'll probably die when Kim Jong-Un decides to nuke a Worst Korean military base after watching the terribly staged finals. While the Jew Dong is busy Donging his girlfriend in Spain on a bed made entirely out of worthless, Korean won, poor Jawnius' teeth will become mere dust, as non-existent as the molars of the Protoss units he once microed.
Rest in Peace,
Graveller.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:26
Hey guys, Dort here. Our team "Manly Tears" (some of you might remember us as the /v/ clan from the MGO/MAG days) is making steady progress in the "Abandoned Facility" map. But, we're heavily underhanded as out team only consists of about 7 members. That's why we need you guys. We already have a couple of /vg/ members with us, and soon we should have enough folks for a second team to run conquests.
If you're interested Contact Grivlier for the password, and then search for "Manly Tears" in the team menu.
pic related, it's going well but we lost a territory today because we have so few members.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:26
you're a fat skinhead who sits in his room all day telling himself he's inherently special because he's white and his failure of a life doesn't matter, he a winner anyway by default, or its the fault of someone else, ohhh those joos, i mean you're such a waste of skin you can't even be creative in your desperate attempt to blame your failures on others, you go with the most stereotypical mindless knee-jerk blame game, blame the joos. you wouldn't know whats going on outside your house let alone israel. stop being such a joke bro. and you fags really need to stop with this mental illness paranoia that everyone who mocks you is a secret joo, at this point in you mental illness, there must be 100 trillion joos in the world. i know you have some psychological need to convince yourself your views are common, and therefore everyone who's ever talked shit to you is a jew, but if your views were common, the jews would be gone and you wouldn't be a cast out in society. you need to come to terms with what a joke you are. stop deluding yourself.
The thought that at some point, IU has been sitting in a very important business meeting with a whole board of multimillionaires and suddenly felt the need to excuse herself to the restroom. It's fascinating to me to think that a girl that's so groomed, so pampered... a woman whose entire livelihood is built around her looks and image squats down on the toilet like the rest of us and squeezes out a fat turd. Or maybe not even a turd, maybe her shit is like beef stroganoff with a mixture of solid and liquid whirled together. Maybe she's a person who just drops single logs; compacted by hours of constipation as she sits helplessly applying layers of make up. What good does all that make up do to your face as she grimaces and her face goes beet red and her asshole protracts squirting out yesterdays kimchi. Sometimes when I lay a big log down, I'm usually proud if it's a foot or longer in length and take a picture to document it. I wonder if IU feels the same pride as myself as she looks behind her at the gigantic turd she has unleashed? Perhaps she feels shame..
I wonder how her bodyguards feel, her managers and assistants as they sit outside the bathroom listening to the sounds of her ass vibrating off the porcelain tiles. How about the person who enters the bathroom after IU? Such luck to be able to waft in the stench of IU's colon. I'd like to say I'm a well composed man, but I don't think I would be able to resist the temptation of licking those race streaks off the sides of the toilet. You don't get those opportunities that often, and to think how my body would shiver in ecstasy as I feel her buttpaste on my tongue. Even licking the toilet paper knowing that IU touched it before washing her hands would feel like heaven.
God the possibilities
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:27
How's it going, eh, /a/, my name is Jamal Martin.
I'm a 27 year old American Canucklehead (Canucks fan for you foreigners). I draw hockey art on my tablet, and spend my days building igloos and dogsledding.
I train with my hockey stick every day, this superior weapon can bruise your shins because of the super-high tensile tape, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hockey stick license 2 years ago, and have been getting better every day.
I speak English and French fluently, both Newfie and Quebecois dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Canadian history and their Criminal Code of Canada, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Canadian visa, I am moving to Toronto to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a hockey player or an igloo engineer!
I own several parkas, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Canada, so I can fit in easier. I apologize to my elders and speak English and then French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Manliness and confidence vs awkwardness and narcissism at its finest.
Khaldor dared to contradict Day9's opinion a couple of times (dont remember the circumstances) while they were casting so Day9 obviously decided it was a good idea to do his best to put Khaldor in difficulty during the cast.
The best way to do it was asking Khaldor what was on players mind everytime the situation was difficult to read (for example when a player could transition in 2 different ways at the same time) so that the elements on the map weren't enough.
Khaldor however realised it quite quickly, and since he's not someone you can bully around (shit, not when you are a greasy neckbeard who throws tantrum through his channel everytime something goes wrong like Day9) he decided to bring the casting on a more confortable territory: DAILY LIFE.
Can you imagine Khaldor talking about clubs, lifting weights, joking about Day9's weak arms while 'jokingly' giving him a little punch and so on?
All of this while casting, of course.
You could basically hear Day9 shutting the fuck up more and more, while Khaldor didn't had mercy for even an istant.
Dunno if it was more pissed off or having fun, bt probably was a mixture of both.
Then Khaldor brought a beer bottle, and that was when I realised that we had reached the point of no return.
Let's discuss why MarineKing isn't 'reddit', isn't a cheater and is, yes, actually one of the best players in the world and why you're actually a delusional retard if you think otherwise.
I realize that at this point most of these threads are full of newfags who have never actually watched every season of GSL since open season 1, so I'll break down his career for you and also for those who might have forgotten.
>Open Season 2, MKP qualifies using the ID BoxeRPrime
>plays one shitty series against BabyByeBye, people think he sucks, no one cares about him
>takes out Fruitdealer 2-0, the former GSL champion. People are literally stunned and start to hate him as a cheesy faggot (kinda like how people hated Flash when he took down Bisu in OSL early in his career)
>then, he takes out Rainbow, the previous runner-up
>plays one of the closest finals in GSL history vs Nestea, people start to respect him
This is just to show that from the time MKP first qualified, he was actually one of the strongest players in the GSL. He proceeded to get in the finals vs Mvp twice and consistently do well in Code S. He's one of those players in a category up there with Nestea, Mvp, Nada and MC who have consistently performed well in the GSL, stayed in Code S for long periods of time and done well in virtually every tournament they've ever entered.
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Now, this all out of the way, some of you seem to joke about MKP being a redditfag or being loved by redditfags more than any other player. The fact that you guys get this butthurt over it shows how insecure and beta you are because you have to stop liking someone just because a group of people you hate don't like them.
I mean let's just look at the facts. Reddit donated money to MKP so he could go to MLG (which is, by the way, more than ANY of you faggots have ever done to support the career of a player you like. Watching a player's stream is one thing, taking money out of your own pocket to help them is another.) And then what happened when they sent him there? He won the Winter Arena, Winter Championships, he'll most likely win the Spring tournaments too. I think you're all just jealous that reddit had the generosity to help a Korean player's career significantly, while you faggots just shitpost kpop and pictures of TOP in /vg/. The idea that he actually browses reddit is completely retarded, we all know MKP can't speak any English besides 'Terran supply depot error' and the only reason he wore a reddit shirt and logo was because he wouldn't have gone to MLG without them. All he knows is they're some website that likes him and they helped him, it's not like MKP draws ragecomics or talks about 'microing le marines' in interviews or some shit.
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And the accusations of him being a cheater are just hilarious. Really, do you think in a situation where 1000s of people are watching him from inside the booth and live, there's a camera focused on his face with a cameraman right there and it's part of a major live tournament, ANYONE would actually try to do that? If he got caught pulling the cord or something, he'd never be able to play in the GSL ever again (and probably other tournaments) and would pretty much become sAviOr-tier. Yeah, we all know Parting should have gotten the win and that a regame was a stupid decision. But if you are pissed off about this, don't be pissed at MKP for doing his job and playing the best games he could, bitch at Gom for making the decision. At the end of the day, MarineKing took down 4 StarTale players in a row. After MKP stepped into the booth, the finals became the MKP show.
tl;dr mkp is one of the best players in the world, you're jealous of reddit and his career, it's retarded to think he actually cheated and you're so insecure that you would stop liking Mvp, Nestea, Nada, Revival, 5gg or anybody else if reddit gave a dime to them because you actually can't think rationally about anything.
>inb4 retards accuse me of being a hardcore mkpfag and start typing in broken retarded English in an immature attempt to mock me. I don't even like MKP that much (I'm more of an Mvpbro) and reddit is retarded. The thing that pisses me off is that half of the shit you people say about MKP is literally down's syndrome tier retardation.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:27
Lets get this shit started
>SC2
>Dying game
>On some shitty anime channel in Korea
>Tournaments going bankrupt
>Blizzard robbing tournaments of 50% of their ad-revenue
>Isnt even top 10 most played games in korean pc baengs
>Viewers have ladder anxiety or otherwise dont play
>LoL
>Growing rapidly, 1.3 million active players at a time
>Riot advertises their tournaments well, helps fund their esport
>Broadcast on OGN, only gaming channel in Korea
>Apart of Proleague
>200k first place prize
>GOMtv going to create a LoL league since SC2 is a sinking ship
>Viewers actually watch the game and enjoy playing to try and improve themselves
>3rd most played game in korean pc baengs at 8.56%
Why havent you jumped over to the MOBA train /v/?
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:27
mvp drop timing
10 depot
13(?) rax
13 gas
16 orbital
@100% barracks 2 marine
17 depot
19 factory
@2 marines reactor
21 command centre
22 depot
@100% reactor 2 hellion
27 tech lab on rax
27 2 more hellion (up to 4)
@100% tech lab stim + marines
34 2 more rax, one on reactor
36 2nd gas
37 starport + reactor
@100% barracks marines
@100 starport 2x medivacs (54 supply)
60 tech lab on fact
62 third gas
@100% stim combat shields
@70 reactor on third rax
@9.30 medivacs drop, hellions low ground, siege mode + tanks + engi bay
start +1, if damage is done then push out with reinforcements.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:27
Mvpbros, MKPfags, Flashbros and Terranbros of all sorts and various walks of life... We need to talk.
No, it's not about channeling to Mvp, no it's not about whether or not MKP cheated or is the best player in the world, no it's not about welcoming Flash into SC2 and it's not about whether or not Taeja is gonna win his first GSL
It's about us, and it's about Protoss. Too many times have I read these threads and found myself looking at posts from fellow Terranbros complaining that 1.4.3 protoss is too hard, Parting is a cheater or using an OP race, the GSL is fucked because of 5 P vs 3 T, etc. I was shocked to see Terran players calling toss imba after Maru lost in his group after going for a scouted all-in in one game, and just plain being outplayed the second game.
What you guys need to realize is that Protoss is not imbalanced. 1.4.3 protoss was around for months and they didn't dominate as strongly for some time. What's happening instead is that there is a change in the metagame of TvP and other toss matchups, and PartinG is pretty much directly responsible for it (as you can see from his ridiculous TvP winrate). Also 3 out of the 5 toss in Ro8 are living in the ST house, training with Parting.
Now, does this mean we should hate Parting? Should we just pray that Mvp shitstomps Naniwa so we can all laugh at Toss players afterwards?
No, we shouldn't, because that would be childish, and true Terranbros don't act like babbies or cry imba everytime our favourite players lose. If anything, we should admire Parting. He's challenged the best Terran players in a way they never have been before, and he very well might take a GSL championship (or another toss for that matter) because of it.
We shouldn't be hoping Mvp just shitstomps toss players, we should hope he overcomes them and comes up with a way to deal with Parting style TvP. It will give Terran players a chance to learn, to grow, and become better at the game overall. It will change the metagame even more, making SC2 into a complex, beautiful game that will hopefully reach the levels of BW in terms of how a professional game is played.
And most importantly, we need to stop whining. Just because a toss beat you does not mean that the toss is being carried by his race, more likely than not, it means that the toss played better, and you could learn something from it. This is the attitude of our heros in the GSL and StarLeagues who have made us see the beauty of Terran play time and time again. They practise, they train, they get better and they learn. And we can all do the same, and treat our protoss and zerg bros with good sportsmanship while we do it. If anything I feel bad for our capebros who have no representative in the GSL anymore.
tl;dr us Terranbros need to stop whining, start laddering, and enjoy as we watch our favourite players change their playstyles to adapt to the ever changing metagame.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:28
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I came to one base a-move
I came to proxy destroy
I won't move out till we
Can go "deathball ahoy"
We're pumping fits like crazy
There goes the new keyboard
A little forcefield happy
Got a Hate mail hoard
I can piss you off
Or I will piss on you
ons of the Autism
Brothers inane
This little Weasels
Going a long long way
I'm raping koreans
No I'm not losing
I'll win forever
Sons of the Autism
Sons of the Autism
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Sons of the Autism
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I made the top 8 somehow
Did way better than Grack
AND I DON'T NEED NO FANCLUB
I'm not as bad as Suk that hack
I can piss you off
Or I will piss on you
Sons of the Autism
Brothers inane
This little Weasels
Going a long long way
I'm raping koreans
No I'm not losing
I'll win forever
Sons of the Autism
Sons of the Autism
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I have downs
Spazzin out
BMing hard
Shouting loud
Keeping up with Koreans
Probe rushing
Getting banned
And you'd better get me home
before the bus stops runnin
runnin!!!
runninnnnn!!!!!
Sons of the Autism
Brothers inane
This little Weasels
Going a long long way
I'm raping koreans
No I'm not losing
I'll win forever
Sons of the Autism
Sons of the Autism
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:28
You don't understand.
Naniwa lost a game.
This isn't a crime against Starcraft2
This isn't a crime against Art
This is a crime against Nature.
A crime against all ethics and reason.
Its up there with the arrest of Nelson Mandela. It is a travesty. A joke. Naniwa can't lose. He never loses. He is Naniwa.
He has Immortals, destroyers of Worlds.
He has Zealots, master of the a-move.
He has Colossi, splash damage extraordinaires.
The only way he can lose is by the other player cheesing and playing Terran. Microing? No. It is not microing. It is more than just robbing Starcraft2. MVP did not just rob Starcraft2. He broke into Starcraft2's house, tied Starcraft2 to a chair, murdered Starcraft2's family while it weeped then raped Starcraft2 before finally putting the gun to its head and blowing its skull all over the wall.
Starcraft2 is dead. Finished. The next GSL will get no viewers, because of this disgrace. This injustice against the best player of all time in any dimension, anywhere.
I am sure that any real Starcraft2 fan feels dirty and unclean after watching it. Last night, after the final GG, I had a shower, and I crouched in the shower, for hours and hours weeping, mumbling about 'why did MVP not play macro games'. I went into my bedroom and looked up at my collection of Naniwa posters and I weeped.
He has been cheated. The greatest ever. of all time. Of any time. Naniwa, the man who made Starcraft2 pure, who made Starcraft2 into something more than a game, who made Starcraft2 into a grand construct of beauty and triumphant glory.
Raped. Beaten. By a thug from a country of thugs who wouldn't know what a glorious 2base all-in was if it hit them on the 3rd from the back of the proxy Pylon.
Reminder that Mvp is the Based Passion. Just as Jesus was crucified through his wrists for the sins of mankind, Mvp suffers through his wrist injuries to become the greatest Terran of all time.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:28
>mfw RTS gamers literally can't explain why SC2 is a bad game.
If you have any shit to talk about SC2, you should all be in at least Masters. Because some of you RTS guys literally can't say anything bad about SC2 that isn't immediately proven wrong.
No really, if SC2 is such a casual game that's easy for anyone to play and attracts immature retards to it, then why can't you guys be good at it. I know that literally all of you guys realized this game wasn't easy like playing AoE or some other RTS game that has 20 iterations against a computer, and then gave up while you were still knees deep in bronze league.
This is how I imagine all of you guys playing SC2:
>play the campaign
>'oh wow this game is nice and fun like all my other rts games."
>play a single ladder game
>get shitstomped by a 14 year old smoking pot in his mother's basement with a piss poor 4gate that hits at 10 minutes
>he spams "ez. ez. ez. ez." the entire time all your buildings are dying until you surrender
>never play multiplayer again
That or you guys beat one bronze leaguer and think you understand the game suddenly. Really, is there a single one of you diehard RTS elitists who's EVER gotten to master's league? And if you do, do you think it's shit? Can you justify why?
But of course not, you guys lack the one thing SC2 fans have that binds us together: Passion. We care about this game enough to constantly struggle against other players and get better at it. We love watching our favourite players. We feel ashamed and angry not at the game, but ourselves for not playing it well enough, every time we lose. And you guys will literally, never understand that feeling.
I'll be honest, I've been playing SC2 since the beta (early 2010) and still play it fairly regularly now. I have never once beaten the campaign. It's not that it's too hard or something, it's just incredibly boring. Nothing can compare to the rush of playing against another player and doing everything I can to kill them. It amazes me that most of you RTS guys actually think that's the best part of the game.
So yeah, long rant but really, I'd love to see you guys objectively prove that SC2 is shit.
My name is SlayerS_KawaiiTyrone, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life whiteys who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass kpop pictures and videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you even gotten out of bronze league? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own lack of skill, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of MKP, Hero, and Nada.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm best friends with BoxeR, and going to be the starter for SlayerS for the next GSTL. What esports do you play, other than “jack off to clothed Korean girls”? I'm also in Code S Ro8 and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
yeah i went once
>decide to stop being a basement dweller
>go to a barcraft
>have a few beers
>mood is lightening up
>suddenly someone starts yelling
>"HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT ITS 6PM"
>what is going on
>"TIME FOR THE SNIBSCIDENT REPORT"
>realise im at the snibbles saloon
>every tv switches to snibbles
>realise everyone is wearing a headcam
>snibbles gets demoted to gold
>everyone is crying
>bar closes early
>Mother's against Autism are handing out folders by the exit
>Day9 calls it the best Barcraft yet
Consider me an ambassador. Coming to you from the hearts of those who browse these threads. So sincerely, from the bottom of our inject, stream yourself murdering your family and pets, then kill yourself on cam. Stream it live on teamliquid so that we can break 100k consecuative viewers and by the death of snibbles rise from the ashes into the sun as feces drips onto the faces of the league faggots who wouldn't except you. Leave no note, you have nothing left to say. We'll see to it that HerO shits in your casket, and iNcontroL eats on your grave
OK guys, I have been in these threads for over a year. I've watched every GSL final since then in these threads and code s practically every time it's aired with you guys, and i seriously don't get this
who the fuck is snibbles? where did he come from? why is everybody obsessed with him?
I watched his stream one time and he's a shitty zerg player.
I actually don't get this at all.
He's not Korean
He's not good
half of the avatarfags and anons in these threads would probably destroy him
who
the
fuck
is
snibbles?
why does everybody care about him? if anybody in these threads besides snibbles wants to stream, no one cares. if snibbles wants to stream HOLY FUCKING BALLS IT'S TIME FOR THE SNIBSCIDENT REPORT. HOLY FUCKING SNIBS SNIBBLES MCSNIBBY SNIBS
all i know about his guy is that he's an ugly white guy, can't play zerg, and he ties a webcam to his head
who the fuck is he
why should i care
why do you care
this actually baffles me to no end. i can't sleep because i'm literally wondering why the fuck everybody in these threads has an aneurysm over anything relating to snibbles
seriously at least when you guys werre homolusting over nestea and mkp the faggots could actually play
who
the fuck
is
the snibscident report?
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
Alright, it's time to talk one on one with everyone here. Listen carefully brahs. This is the snibbolution. Everybody asks me what the fuck is snibbs about, what the fuck is up with that headcam cunt you're fucking up your desk mate. It's a fucking act, there is no snibbs. U mirin brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's fucken snibbs brah. Everyone has a little bit of snibbs in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you’re a fucken raging cunt if you wanna be brah, stop being a fucking sad cunt alright. Stay in lose ladder matches, but be a fuckin mad cunt like snibbs brah, that’s what we fucken do cunt. That's what we do in this shit bro. You wanna be a fucken little sad cunt? Fuck that shit bro. Every fucking little haters gonna hate brah, you’ll never be like snibbs brah. Cause I’m a fucken mad cunt mate, I'm the fucken maddest cunt mate.
Every one of us has a little bit of snibbs in us, you just don’t know it yet. If you’re sitting there going who the fuck is this fucking faggot, well your probably right, but fuck I’m buttraged brah yea cunt. Cause at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this. If you’re a fucken whiney mad cunt you get away with anything bro. You think if i was some nice cunt making this shit, people would be like oh yeah snibcident report brah yeah? Noone'd give a fuck, man. In life you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fucken mad cunt, you gotta be a raging cunt. You’re gonna hit dat fucken butten, you’re gonna be a asspained cunt, you’re gonna smash your keyboard, you know and not give a fuck. Cause that’s what we do bro, that’s what the snibbs cunts do. That’s what the snibbolution is bro, none of this fucken nice cunts. We're all gonna fuckin qualify for code a bro that’s it.
Tasteless and Artosis walked out of the GOM studio after a long night of GSL casting. Four best of three Terran versus Terrans would have drained the will of even the most seasoned of Starcraft casters. It was late, and Tasteless knew that Artosis had long missed the last subway back to his home and would have to take a very expensive taxi.
Tasteless had a better idea. The two paused for a moment by the wall. Tasteless stared into Artosis’ eyes and both men instantly knew what was going on. “Instead of a taxi back to your place, you should come back to MY place.” Tasteless winked, pushing himself unto his co-commenter and giving him a little peck on the cheek. TSL Polt walked out of the studio staring at first with a hint of surprise and concern but quickly changing said stare into one of non-surprise.
Artosis could not resist an offer to take a break from his animal infested home and took Tasteless up on his offer. They hailed a cab and were soon on the way home, staring at each other like a mutalisk stares at an undefended mineral line. The taxi driver was too engrossed in the smooth sounds of Girl’s Generation to even notice his passengers were about to ravage each other harder than a dark templar ravages your third base.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
>zerg
>expand and maek units, 1a, the race
>macro requires you to pay attention to hatcheries and make the right units, so it makes sense that macro is most important
>only micro is with infestors
>macro is off of one building type
>units tend to be pretty shitty as a result, but require no control
>terran
>have to stim and stutter step marines and micro them out of storms and from getting forcefielded
>have to siege and position tanks carefully or else shit gets caught off guard and you lose the most important part of your army
>tvt is essentially chess with macro because of constantly trying to get air advantage, vision and building/breaking siege lines
>have to emp infestors, ht, dt, banshees and use snipe against broodlords
>have to control hellions properly or they'll die to virtually anything (even lings) if you don't control them, and line up to shoot workers
>banshees have to be controlled well, even with cloak or else they'll die quickly to queen/marine/stalker/viking
>units are pretty good if controlled well as a result
>protoss
>maek stalker
>maek zealot
>maek forcefield
>maek collosus
>maek archon
>literally the only micro for the entire race is ff, storm and blink
>artosis in master's league in korea literally just makes a deathball on 2-3 bases and 1a's 95% of the time, sometimes sends a warp prism
>the only units that don't do shittons of damage are sentries and observers and nothing besides casters needs to be controlled/microed
protoss is a fucking joke
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.
Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.
Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.
You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.
Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:30
Akagi is playing with a machine draining out his blood for each hand he loses, and stacks of cash for each hand he wins.
Saki is getting her pussy licked by Nodoka if she wins.
Tetsuya gets 5 million yen if he wins.
Koizumi is playing for the honour of glorious Nippon and Nippon alone.
Battle takes place in Washizu's mansion with him funding all the money.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:30
no it's not. I owned an xbox 360 for 2 years and it was the single worst thing I've ever owned in my life, and i didn't even pay for it. someone gave it to me as a gift
the online is bullshit because of $60 a year for xbox live, the console itself is terrible because it constantly overheats and rrod. the controller itself is abysmally bad, I wouldn't use an xbox if you paid me. I've literally just declined the offer to play vidya at friend's house because I'm so disgusted by how poorly designed the box controller is. it's absolutely shit. the dpad is useless, I struggled for so long to do even basic fighting game commands with an xbox controller and it was impossible because the dpad isn't even qualified to be called a dpad. when I bought a ps3 with the money I got from selling my xbox, I was so relieved when the dpad was actually a dpad.
the thing I don't understand about people who rave about the xbox controller is that they don't understand why the dualshock hasn't changed since the ps1 era.
it hasn't changed because it's perfect. it's perfectly symmetrical, which makes perfect sense, because look at your hands. they look the exact fucking same. the dpad on the dualshock is the exact as the buttons on the other side of it, there are four sensors, in the EXACT SAME POSITION, as the buttons. I know this because I've taken apart ps2 controllers in the past to construct my own arcade joystick using it. the analog sticks are exactly the same, and there is perfect symmetry in the design.
the same can't be said for the xbox controller, which for some gay reason has the joystick on the left higher than the one on the right. this just makes it hard as fuck to use along with the fact that the dpad is unusable.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:30
Alright, it's time to talk one on one with everyone here. Listen carefully brahs. This is the mecholution. Everybody asks me what the fuck is mech about, what the fuck is up with all those tanks cunt you're fuckin up your MMR mate. It's a fucking act, there is no losin with mech. U mirin brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's fucken mech brah. Everyone has a little bit of MVP in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you’re a fucken mech cunt if you wanna be brah, stop being a fucking sad cunt alright. Stay in lose ladder matches, but be a fuckin mech cunt like MVP brah, that’s what we fucken do cunt. That's what we do in this shit bro. You wanna be a fucken little bio cunt? Fuck that shit bro. Every fucking little haters gonna hate brah, you’ll never be like MVP brah. Cause I’m a fucken mech cunt mate, I'm the fucken maddest mech cunt mate.
Every one of us has a little bit of MVP in us, you just don’t know it yet. If you’re sitting there going who the fuck is this fucking faggot, well your probably right, but fuck I’m goin mech brah yea cunt. Cause at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this. If you’re a shredded mech cunt you win everything bro. You think if I was some bio cunt making this shit, people would be like oh yeah marines brah yeah? Noone'd give a fuck, man. In life you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fucken mech cunt, you gotta be a raging cunt. You’re gonna hit dat fucken butten, you’re gonna make tanks, you’re gonna make hellions, you're gunna make thors, you know and not give a fuck. Cause that’s what we do bro, that’s what the mech cunts do. That’s what the mecholution is bro, none of this fucken bio cunts. We're all gonna fuckin win for code s bro that’s it.