My name is Ika musume, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded mammals who spend every second of their day on the land. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any tentacles? I man, I guess it's fun making fun of fishes because your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pregnant whales in the pacific ocean.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the tuna schools, and leader on my squid pack. What sports do you play, other than jack off in the bath tub? I also get tentacles, and have shrimp daily (It was very delicious; Shit was SO cash). You are all humans should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.