Let's discuss why MarineKing isn't 'reddit', isn't a cheater and is, yes, actually one of the best players in the world and why you're actually a delusional retard if you think otherwise.
I realize that at this point most of these threads are full of newfags who have never actually watched every season of GSL since open season 1, so I'll break down his career for you and also for those who might have forgotten.
>Open Season 2, MKP qualifies using the ID BoxeRPrime
>plays one shitty series against BabyByeBye, people think he sucks, no one cares about him
>takes out Fruitdealer 2-0, the former GSL champion. People are literally stunned and start to hate him as a cheesy faggot (kinda like how people hated Flash when he took down Bisu in OSL early in his career)
>then, he takes out Rainbow, the previous runner-up
>plays one of the closest finals in GSL history vs Nestea, people start to respect him
This is just to show that from the time MKP first qualified, he was actually one of the strongest players in the GSL. He proceeded to get in the finals vs Mvp twice and consistently do well in Code S. He's one of those players in a category up there with Nestea, Mvp, Nada and MC who have consistently performed well in the GSL, stayed in Code S for long periods of time and done well in virtually every tournament they've ever entered.
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Now, this all out of the way, some of you seem to joke about MKP being a redditfag or being loved by redditfags more than any other player. The fact that you guys get this butthurt over it shows how insecure and beta you are because you have to stop liking someone just because a group of people you hate don't like them.
I mean let's just look at the facts. Reddit donated money to MKP so he could go to MLG (which is, by the way, more than ANY of you faggots have ever done to support the career of a player you like. Watching a player's stream is one thing, taking money out of your own pocket to help them is another.) And then what happened when they sent him there? He won the Winter Arena, Winter Championships, he'll most likely win the Spring tournaments too. I think you're all just jealous that reddit had the generosity to help a Korean player's career significantly, while you faggots just shitpost kpop and pictures of TOP in /vg/. The idea that he actually browses reddit is completely retarded, we all know MKP can't speak any English besides 'Terran supply depot error' and the only reason he wore a reddit shirt and logo was because he wouldn't have gone to MLG without them. All he knows is they're some website that likes him and they helped him, it's not like MKP draws ragecomics or talks about 'microing le marines' in interviews or some shit.
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And the accusations of him being a cheater are just hilarious. Really, do you think in a situation where 1000s of people are watching him from inside the booth and live, there's a camera focused on his face with a cameraman right there and it's part of a major live tournament, ANYONE would actually try to do that? If he got caught pulling the cord or something, he'd never be able to play in the GSL ever again (and probably other tournaments) and would pretty much become sAviOr-tier. Yeah, we all know Parting should have gotten the win and that a regame was a stupid decision. But if you are pissed off about this, don't be pissed at MKP for doing his job and playing the best games he could, bitch at Gom for making the decision. At the end of the day, MarineKing took down 4 StarTale players in a row. After MKP stepped into the booth, the finals became the MKP show.
tl;dr mkp is one of the best players in the world, you're jealous of reddit and his career, it's retarded to think he actually cheated and you're so insecure that you would stop liking Mvp, Nestea, Nada, Revival, 5gg or anybody else if reddit gave a dime to them because you actually can't think rationally about anything.
>inb4 retards accuse me of being a hardcore mkpfag and start typing in broken retarded English in an immature attempt to mock me. I don't even like MKP that much (I'm more of an Mvpbro) and reddit is retarded. The thing that pisses me off is that half of the shit you people say about MKP is literally down's syndrome tier retardation.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:27
Lets get this shit started
>SC2
>Dying game
>On some shitty anime channel in Korea
>Tournaments going bankrupt
>Blizzard robbing tournaments of 50% of their ad-revenue
>Isnt even top 10 most played games in korean pc baengs
>Viewers have ladder anxiety or otherwise dont play
>LoL
>Growing rapidly, 1.3 million active players at a time
>Riot advertises their tournaments well, helps fund their esport
>Broadcast on OGN, only gaming channel in Korea
>Apart of Proleague
>200k first place prize
>GOMtv going to create a LoL league since SC2 is a sinking ship
>Viewers actually watch the game and enjoy playing to try and improve themselves
>3rd most played game in korean pc baengs at 8.56%
Why havent you jumped over to the MOBA train /v/?
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:27
mvp drop timing
10 depot
13(?) rax
13 gas
16 orbital
@100% barracks 2 marine
17 depot
19 factory
@2 marines reactor
21 command centre
22 depot
@100% reactor 2 hellion
27 tech lab on rax
27 2 more hellion (up to 4)
@100% tech lab stim + marines
34 2 more rax, one on reactor
36 2nd gas
37 starport + reactor
@100% barracks marines
@100 starport 2x medivacs (54 supply)
60 tech lab on fact
62 third gas
@100% stim combat shields
@70 reactor on third rax
@9.30 medivacs drop, hellions low ground, siege mode + tanks + engi bay
start +1, if damage is done then push out with reinforcements.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:27
Mvpbros, MKPfags, Flashbros and Terranbros of all sorts and various walks of life... We need to talk.
No, it's not about channeling to Mvp, no it's not about whether or not MKP cheated or is the best player in the world, no it's not about welcoming Flash into SC2 and it's not about whether or not Taeja is gonna win his first GSL
It's about us, and it's about Protoss. Too many times have I read these threads and found myself looking at posts from fellow Terranbros complaining that 1.4.3 protoss is too hard, Parting is a cheater or using an OP race, the GSL is fucked because of 5 P vs 3 T, etc. I was shocked to see Terran players calling toss imba after Maru lost in his group after going for a scouted all-in in one game, and just plain being outplayed the second game.
What you guys need to realize is that Protoss is not imbalanced. 1.4.3 protoss was around for months and they didn't dominate as strongly for some time. What's happening instead is that there is a change in the metagame of TvP and other toss matchups, and PartinG is pretty much directly responsible for it (as you can see from his ridiculous TvP winrate). Also 3 out of the 5 toss in Ro8 are living in the ST house, training with Parting.
Now, does this mean we should hate Parting? Should we just pray that Mvp shitstomps Naniwa so we can all laugh at Toss players afterwards?
No, we shouldn't, because that would be childish, and true Terranbros don't act like babbies or cry imba everytime our favourite players lose. If anything, we should admire Parting. He's challenged the best Terran players in a way they never have been before, and he very well might take a GSL championship (or another toss for that matter) because of it.
We shouldn't be hoping Mvp just shitstomps toss players, we should hope he overcomes them and comes up with a way to deal with Parting style TvP. It will give Terran players a chance to learn, to grow, and become better at the game overall. It will change the metagame even more, making SC2 into a complex, beautiful game that will hopefully reach the levels of BW in terms of how a professional game is played.
And most importantly, we need to stop whining. Just because a toss beat you does not mean that the toss is being carried by his race, more likely than not, it means that the toss played better, and you could learn something from it. This is the attitude of our heros in the GSL and StarLeagues who have made us see the beauty of Terran play time and time again. They practise, they train, they get better and they learn. And we can all do the same, and treat our protoss and zerg bros with good sportsmanship while we do it. If anything I feel bad for our capebros who have no representative in the GSL anymore.
tl;dr us Terranbros need to stop whining, start laddering, and enjoy as we watch our favourite players change their playstyles to adapt to the ever changing metagame.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:28
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I came to one base a-move
I came to proxy destroy
I won't move out till we
Can go "deathball ahoy"
We're pumping fits like crazy
There goes the new keyboard
A little forcefield happy
Got a Hate mail hoard
I can piss you off
Or I will piss on you
ons of the Autism
Brothers inane
This little Weasels
Going a long long way
I'm raping koreans
No I'm not losing
I'll win forever
Sons of the Autism
Sons of the Autism
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I made the top 8 somehow
Did way better than Grack
AND I DON'T NEED NO FANCLUB
I'm not as bad as Suk that hack
I can piss you off
Or I will piss on you
Sons of the Autism
Brothers inane
This little Weasels
Going a long long way
I'm raping koreans
No I'm not losing
I'll win forever
Sons of the Autism
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I have downs
Spazzin out
BMing hard
Shouting loud
Keeping up with Koreans
Probe rushing
Getting banned
And you'd better get me home
before the bus stops runnin
runnin!!!
runninnnnn!!!!!
Sons of the Autism
Brothers inane
This little Weasels
Going a long long way
I'm raping koreans
No I'm not losing
I'll win forever
Sons of the Autism
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:28
You don't understand.
Naniwa lost a game.
This isn't a crime against Starcraft2
This isn't a crime against Art
This is a crime against Nature.
A crime against all ethics and reason.
Its up there with the arrest of Nelson Mandela. It is a travesty. A joke. Naniwa can't lose. He never loses. He is Naniwa.
He has Immortals, destroyers of Worlds.
He has Zealots, master of the a-move.
He has Colossi, splash damage extraordinaires.
The only way he can lose is by the other player cheesing and playing Terran. Microing? No. It is not microing. It is more than just robbing Starcraft2. MVP did not just rob Starcraft2. He broke into Starcraft2's house, tied Starcraft2 to a chair, murdered Starcraft2's family while it weeped then raped Starcraft2 before finally putting the gun to its head and blowing its skull all over the wall.
Starcraft2 is dead. Finished. The next GSL will get no viewers, because of this disgrace. This injustice against the best player of all time in any dimension, anywhere.
I am sure that any real Starcraft2 fan feels dirty and unclean after watching it. Last night, after the final GG, I had a shower, and I crouched in the shower, for hours and hours weeping, mumbling about 'why did MVP not play macro games'. I went into my bedroom and looked up at my collection of Naniwa posters and I weeped.
He has been cheated. The greatest ever. of all time. Of any time. Naniwa, the man who made Starcraft2 pure, who made Starcraft2 into something more than a game, who made Starcraft2 into a grand construct of beauty and triumphant glory.
Raped. Beaten. By a thug from a country of thugs who wouldn't know what a glorious 2base all-in was if it hit them on the 3rd from the back of the proxy Pylon.
Reminder that Mvp is the Based Passion. Just as Jesus was crucified through his wrists for the sins of mankind, Mvp suffers through his wrist injuries to become the greatest Terran of all time.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:28
>mfw RTS gamers literally can't explain why SC2 is a bad game.
If you have any shit to talk about SC2, you should all be in at least Masters. Because some of you RTS guys literally can't say anything bad about SC2 that isn't immediately proven wrong.
No really, if SC2 is such a casual game that's easy for anyone to play and attracts immature retards to it, then why can't you guys be good at it. I know that literally all of you guys realized this game wasn't easy like playing AoE or some other RTS game that has 20 iterations against a computer, and then gave up while you were still knees deep in bronze league.
This is how I imagine all of you guys playing SC2:
>play the campaign
>'oh wow this game is nice and fun like all my other rts games."
>play a single ladder game
>get shitstomped by a 14 year old smoking pot in his mother's basement with a piss poor 4gate that hits at 10 minutes
>he spams "ez. ez. ez. ez." the entire time all your buildings are dying until you surrender
>never play multiplayer again
That or you guys beat one bronze leaguer and think you understand the game suddenly. Really, is there a single one of you diehard RTS elitists who's EVER gotten to master's league? And if you do, do you think it's shit? Can you justify why?
But of course not, you guys lack the one thing SC2 fans have that binds us together: Passion. We care about this game enough to constantly struggle against other players and get better at it. We love watching our favourite players. We feel ashamed and angry not at the game, but ourselves for not playing it well enough, every time we lose. And you guys will literally, never understand that feeling.
I'll be honest, I've been playing SC2 since the beta (early 2010) and still play it fairly regularly now. I have never once beaten the campaign. It's not that it's too hard or something, it's just incredibly boring. Nothing can compare to the rush of playing against another player and doing everything I can to kill them. It amazes me that most of you RTS guys actually think that's the best part of the game.
So yeah, long rant but really, I'd love to see you guys objectively prove that SC2 is shit.
My name is SlayerS_KawaiiTyrone, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life whiteys who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass kpop pictures and videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you even gotten out of bronze league? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own lack of skill, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of MKP, Hero, and Nada.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm best friends with BoxeR, and going to be the starter for SlayerS for the next GSTL. What esports do you play, other than “jack off to clothed Korean girls”? I'm also in Code S Ro8 and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
yeah i went once
>decide to stop being a basement dweller
>go to a barcraft
>have a few beers
>mood is lightening up
>suddenly someone starts yelling
>"HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT ITS 6PM"
>what is going on
>"TIME FOR THE SNIBSCIDENT REPORT"
>realise im at the snibbles saloon
>every tv switches to snibbles
>realise everyone is wearing a headcam
>snibbles gets demoted to gold
>everyone is crying
>bar closes early
>Mother's against Autism are handing out folders by the exit
>Day9 calls it the best Barcraft yet
Consider me an ambassador. Coming to you from the hearts of those who browse these threads. So sincerely, from the bottom of our inject, stream yourself murdering your family and pets, then kill yourself on cam. Stream it live on teamliquid so that we can break 100k consecuative viewers and by the death of snibbles rise from the ashes into the sun as feces drips onto the faces of the league faggots who wouldn't except you. Leave no note, you have nothing left to say. We'll see to it that HerO shits in your casket, and iNcontroL eats on your grave
OK guys, I have been in these threads for over a year. I've watched every GSL final since then in these threads and code s practically every time it's aired with you guys, and i seriously don't get this
who the fuck is snibbles? where did he come from? why is everybody obsessed with him?
I watched his stream one time and he's a shitty zerg player.
I actually don't get this at all.
He's not Korean
He's not good
half of the avatarfags and anons in these threads would probably destroy him
who
the
fuck
is
snibbles?
why does everybody care about him? if anybody in these threads besides snibbles wants to stream, no one cares. if snibbles wants to stream HOLY FUCKING BALLS IT'S TIME FOR THE SNIBSCIDENT REPORT. HOLY FUCKING SNIBS SNIBBLES MCSNIBBY SNIBS
all i know about his guy is that he's an ugly white guy, can't play zerg, and he ties a webcam to his head
who the fuck is he
why should i care
why do you care
this actually baffles me to no end. i can't sleep because i'm literally wondering why the fuck everybody in these threads has an aneurysm over anything relating to snibbles
seriously at least when you guys werre homolusting over nestea and mkp the faggots could actually play
who
the fuck
is
the snibscident report?
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
Alright, it's time to talk one on one with everyone here. Listen carefully brahs. This is the snibbolution. Everybody asks me what the fuck is snibbs about, what the fuck is up with that headcam cunt you're fucking up your desk mate. It's a fucking act, there is no snibbs. U mirin brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's fucken snibbs brah. Everyone has a little bit of snibbs in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you’re a fucken raging cunt if you wanna be brah, stop being a fucking sad cunt alright. Stay in lose ladder matches, but be a fuckin mad cunt like snibbs brah, that’s what we fucken do cunt. That's what we do in this shit bro. You wanna be a fucken little sad cunt? Fuck that shit bro. Every fucking little haters gonna hate brah, you’ll never be like snibbs brah. Cause I’m a fucken mad cunt mate, I'm the fucken maddest cunt mate.
Every one of us has a little bit of snibbs in us, you just don’t know it yet. If you’re sitting there going who the fuck is this fucking faggot, well your probably right, but fuck I’m buttraged brah yea cunt. Cause at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this. If you’re a fucken whiney mad cunt you get away with anything bro. You think if i was some nice cunt making this shit, people would be like oh yeah snibcident report brah yeah? Noone'd give a fuck, man. In life you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fucken mad cunt, you gotta be a raging cunt. You’re gonna hit dat fucken butten, you’re gonna be a asspained cunt, you’re gonna smash your keyboard, you know and not give a fuck. Cause that’s what we do bro, that’s what the snibbs cunts do. That’s what the snibbolution is bro, none of this fucken nice cunts. We're all gonna fuckin qualify for code a bro that’s it.
Tasteless and Artosis walked out of the GOM studio after a long night of GSL casting. Four best of three Terran versus Terrans would have drained the will of even the most seasoned of Starcraft casters. It was late, and Tasteless knew that Artosis had long missed the last subway back to his home and would have to take a very expensive taxi.
Tasteless had a better idea. The two paused for a moment by the wall. Tasteless stared into Artosis’ eyes and both men instantly knew what was going on. “Instead of a taxi back to your place, you should come back to MY place.” Tasteless winked, pushing himself unto his co-commenter and giving him a little peck on the cheek. TSL Polt walked out of the studio staring at first with a hint of surprise and concern but quickly changing said stare into one of non-surprise.
Artosis could not resist an offer to take a break from his animal infested home and took Tasteless up on his offer. They hailed a cab and were soon on the way home, staring at each other like a mutalisk stares at an undefended mineral line. The taxi driver was too engrossed in the smooth sounds of Girl’s Generation to even notice his passengers were about to ravage each other harder than a dark templar ravages your third base.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
>zerg
>expand and maek units, 1a, the race
>macro requires you to pay attention to hatcheries and make the right units, so it makes sense that macro is most important
>only micro is with infestors
>macro is off of one building type
>units tend to be pretty shitty as a result, but require no control
>terran
>have to stim and stutter step marines and micro them out of storms and from getting forcefielded
>have to siege and position tanks carefully or else shit gets caught off guard and you lose the most important part of your army
>tvt is essentially chess with macro because of constantly trying to get air advantage, vision and building/breaking siege lines
>have to emp infestors, ht, dt, banshees and use snipe against broodlords
>have to control hellions properly or they'll die to virtually anything (even lings) if you don't control them, and line up to shoot workers
>banshees have to be controlled well, even with cloak or else they'll die quickly to queen/marine/stalker/viking
>units are pretty good if controlled well as a result
>protoss
>maek stalker
>maek zealot
>maek forcefield
>maek collosus
>maek archon
>literally the only micro for the entire race is ff, storm and blink
>artosis in master's league in korea literally just makes a deathball on 2-3 bases and 1a's 95% of the time, sometimes sends a warp prism
>the only units that don't do shittons of damage are sentries and observers and nothing besides casters needs to be controlled/microed
protoss is a fucking joke
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:29
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.
Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.
Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.
You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.
Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:30
Akagi is playing with a machine draining out his blood for each hand he loses, and stacks of cash for each hand he wins.
Saki is getting her pussy licked by Nodoka if she wins.
Tetsuya gets 5 million yen if he wins.
Koizumi is playing for the honour of glorious Nippon and Nippon alone.
Battle takes place in Washizu's mansion with him funding all the money.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:30
no it's not. I owned an xbox 360 for 2 years and it was the single worst thing I've ever owned in my life, and i didn't even pay for it. someone gave it to me as a gift
the online is bullshit because of $60 a year for xbox live, the console itself is terrible because it constantly overheats and rrod. the controller itself is abysmally bad, I wouldn't use an xbox if you paid me. I've literally just declined the offer to play vidya at friend's house because I'm so disgusted by how poorly designed the box controller is. it's absolutely shit. the dpad is useless, I struggled for so long to do even basic fighting game commands with an xbox controller and it was impossible because the dpad isn't even qualified to be called a dpad. when I bought a ps3 with the money I got from selling my xbox, I was so relieved when the dpad was actually a dpad.
the thing I don't understand about people who rave about the xbox controller is that they don't understand why the dualshock hasn't changed since the ps1 era.
it hasn't changed because it's perfect. it's perfectly symmetrical, which makes perfect sense, because look at your hands. they look the exact fucking same. the dpad on the dualshock is the exact as the buttons on the other side of it, there are four sensors, in the EXACT SAME POSITION, as the buttons. I know this because I've taken apart ps2 controllers in the past to construct my own arcade joystick using it. the analog sticks are exactly the same, and there is perfect symmetry in the design.
the same can't be said for the xbox controller, which for some gay reason has the joystick on the left higher than the one on the right. this just makes it hard as fuck to use along with the fact that the dpad is unusable.
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Anonymous2012-05-26 12:30
Alright, it's time to talk one on one with everyone here. Listen carefully brahs. This is the mecholution. Everybody asks me what the fuck is mech about, what the fuck is up with all those tanks cunt you're fuckin up your MMR mate. It's a fucking act, there is no losin with mech. U mirin brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's fucken mech brah. Everyone has a little bit of MVP in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you’re a fucken mech cunt if you wanna be brah, stop being a fucking sad cunt alright. Stay in lose ladder matches, but be a fuckin mech cunt like MVP brah, that’s what we fucken do cunt. That's what we do in this shit bro. You wanna be a fucken little bio cunt? Fuck that shit bro. Every fucking little haters gonna hate brah, you’ll never be like MVP brah. Cause I’m a fucken mech cunt mate, I'm the fucken maddest mech cunt mate.
Every one of us has a little bit of MVP in us, you just don’t know it yet. If you’re sitting there going who the fuck is this fucking faggot, well your probably right, but fuck I’m goin mech brah yea cunt. Cause at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this. If you’re a shredded mech cunt you win everything bro. You think if I was some bio cunt making this shit, people would be like oh yeah marines brah yeah? Noone'd give a fuck, man. In life you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fucken mech cunt, you gotta be a raging cunt. You’re gonna hit dat fucken butten, you’re gonna make tanks, you’re gonna make hellions, you're gunna make thors, you know and not give a fuck. Cause that’s what we do bro, that’s what the mech cunts do. That’s what the mecholution is bro, none of this fucken bio cunts. We're all gonna fuckin win for code s bro that’s it.