Nintendo just sawed a game controller in half and then pasted a screen from a portable DVD player in between. But WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!! Now you can DRAW on the screen like a DSi XXL!!
Just because I wear that kind of shirt size that don't mean I shouldn't need a controller this fucking huge.
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-06-13 23:26
HAHA MICHAEL PATCHER BUST A CAP ON WII U'S ASS HE'S MAI BITCH NOW!!!!
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Anonymous2011-06-14 1:28
It's basically a 3DS, minus the top screen, plus an extra stick and an extra row of shoulder buttons (more like triggers, but I'm not an Xboxfag that tries to distinguish the difference)
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Anonymous2011-06-14 12:48
I predict that the next Nintendo controller will be a ball that you hold in your hand and rotate while pressing its sides. It will be called something embarrassing as well, like the Nintendo Sphere Drinkmah P.
Picture a big fat guy ready to sit on you with his big ass. 6 inches doesn't nearly cover that width. >:
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Eviscerator112011-06-24 2:47
The Wii U looks so gay, it looks like a d.s. and after I got my dsi I regretted it, IT SUCKS! I hated the wii, and now there making a GAYER one!?!? I want to kill myself, the gaming world is getting worse and worse! D: (Except for Minecraft).
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It is a Japanese game, almost ALL of them are gay, Dillweed.
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SFBE2011-06-24 14:09
Wait, you're talking about a game SYSTEM now. You imply all Jap games AND game systems are gay right?
That, or your logic originates from Shitsville. >:
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Anonymous2011-06-24 14:17
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! THE WII U IS COOL LOOKING!!! :(
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Eviscerator112011-06-24 14:20
>>13
Note the word "almost" in my post. I don't hate Every Japanese games, just most of them. The Wii sucks, we all know that though.
Final Fantasy was KINDA a good game.
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Eviscerator112011-06-24 14:21
*Every Japanese game*
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Eviscerator112011-06-24 16:50
DURP I DONT KNOW MY GRAMMAR AND IM FROM SHITSVILE!