Srsly Wii U? Controller? Fuck.

Nintendo just sawed a game controller in half and then pasted a screen from a portable DVD player in between.  But WAIT!!  THERE'S MORE!!  Now you can DRAW on the screen like a DSi XXL!!

Just because I wear that kind of shirt size that don't mean I shouldn't need a controller this fucking huge.

It's basically a 3DS, minus the top screen, plus an extra stick and an extra row of shoulder buttons (more like triggers, but I'm not an Xboxfag that tries to distinguish the difference)