Srsly Wii U? Controller? Fuck.

Nintendo just sawed a game controller in half and then pasted a screen from a portable DVD player in between.  But WAIT!!  THERE'S MORE!!  Now you can DRAW on the screen like a DSi XXL!!

Just because I wear that kind of shirt size that don't mean I shouldn't need a controller this fucking huge.

The Wii U looks so gay, it looks like a d.s. and after I got my dsi I regretted it, IT SUCKS! I hated the wii, and now there making a GAYER one!?!? I want to kill myself, the gaming world is getting worse and worse! D: (Except for Minecraft).