Srsly Wii U? Controller? Fuck.

Nintendo just sawed a game controller in half and then pasted a screen from a portable DVD player in between.  But WAIT!!  THERE'S MORE!!  Now you can DRAW on the screen like a DSi XXL!!

Just because I wear that kind of shirt size that don't mean I shouldn't need a controller this fucking huge.

I predict that the next Nintendo controller will be a ball that you hold in your hand and rotate while pressing its sides. It will be called something embarrassing as well, like the Nintendo Sphere Drinkmah P.