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VEGETARIAN

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-30 22:00

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Name: Anonymous 2005-04-04 22:34

Actually the key is to eat a low or medium amount of calories, avoid empty carbs and focus on good carbs from vegetables and fruits.  Also, fiber is the key.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-05 22:01

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-06 19:29

Does okonomiyaki count as a vegetarian food?  I like to whip up a batch every now and then and I load it up with carrots, red-yellow- orange and green bell peppers, mushrooms, garlic and green onions.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-08 15:35

>>9
if it involves dead animals then it doesnt, otherwise probably is.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-24 19:17 (sage)

>>9
WAPAPAPANESE

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-30 17:26

>>11

WEEAWEEAWEEABOO

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-31 19:35

I'm a level five vegan.  I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-07 0:46

AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-07 17:41

>>13

I'm a level 100 vegetarian. I don't eat anything that's alive or been alive, plant, fungus, or bacteria.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 8:43

I'm anorexic. I win.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 20:23

Vegetarians = Fail

Vegens = MEGA Fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 18:58

Actually the key is to eat a low or medium amount of calories, avoid empty carbs and focus on good carbs from vegetables and fruits.  Also, fiber is the key.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 22:49

and fap constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 15:12

>>19
especially while cooking

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 3:40

I went to a vegetarian restaurant earlier tonight. My friends were dragging me there only because they didn't check for ID when you ordered booze.

I kept on thinking "Why is the food so expensive and where's the beef?" :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 20:57

I dated a vegetarian once.
Stupid, stuck up little cow.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 11:46

Cut the crap and go vegan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 13:28

>>22
D-did you do it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 9:07

Vegan is a Religion

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-05-29 20:32

I was at a cultural fair where I live, and this vegan lady was all like "you must try the vegan life style! You'll love it! You'll feel great, here take tis leaflet, and this brochuor, and these magazines and these stickers and a hat!" So I said "...I work at [insert name of burger joint here]." And she's all like "Well that's Ok honey, everyone needs a job, You need to live, maybe someday when the carnivores are overthrown, you can work at a nice veggie bar and make smoothies! Wouldn't that be nicve? Don't you worry, the cruelty perpetrated against our animal breatheren is in no way your doing... yada yada yada..."
Long story short... she was real nice (and looked like my dead grandmother) and guilted me into reading all those magazines and crap, and it really screwed me up. Now I don't eat red meat anymore, or pig (but I'll never be a veggie never!) and only buy organic eggs and free range chicken... Once you read their propaganda you'll throw up at all the stories of tumor filled chicken nuggets, fertilized eggs, and puss pockets in pork chops from sick pigs etc etc...

The moral of this story... IF A VEGETARIAN EVER TRYS TO TALK TO YOU RUN AWAY. ..steal their fun stickers and run away.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 1:16

There plenty of reasons not to eat meat these days. I can think of so many off the top of my head.

Instead of me typing for 1/2 an hour, watch a fun cartoon:

www.themeatrix.com
www.themeatrix2.com

There is also some inaccuracy in these films. It's even worse. Calves raised for veal are kept in tight wooden boxes so they don't lick iron bars or turn around to drink their own urine to get iron in their body. They can't even lay down. FYI iron deficiency hurts like a bitch. This is all to keep their meat as pink as possible. They are slaughtered when they reach 6 months of age. Most of them don't survive but the profit from the meat is so high it doesn't matter. Screwed up, no?

Also in egg laying farms, the males are grided up alive and are fed to the egg laying hens to cut back on losses. These hens are packed so tightly into a single cage that they can't move and they soon grow deformities where the skin on their feet will grow around the metal mesh and their talons will grow so long that they become tangled in the mess aswell.

That's only a small part. Don't ignore this. The antibiotics and growth hormone are absorbed into your bodies and the pollution caused by excrements is incredible. Why do you think we have had so many avian flu epidemics in the past? Not hard to see why. Get informed people.

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-05-30 20:06

>>27
Damn you, you're that same old lady aren't you! >:(

Seriously though, even if you don't care about anything else, buy organic eggs. Real eggs come in more colors than just white and brown, the carton I have in my fridge has green, pale pink,  pale blue, and pale lavender eggs in addition to white and brown. Also organic eggs have more protien and vitamins and less colesterol and fat, and the risk of salmonella is insanely less because of the more sanitary conditions the eggs are laid in (ie: the chicken can move, and therefore does not shit/piss all over the egg).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 22:59

It's time for some agricultural terrorism.  Who's with me?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 15:56

It's called the Earth Liberation Front.
When despots further their political agendas behind the mask of Democracy, it's time to blow shit up. =P.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 22:10

YES. You can come to my town and blow up some of the fucking chicken trucks that drive thru on the main street. YOU BASTARDS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE I-81!

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-06-04 16:59

This just in: SHIT FUCKING BLOWS UP.

Make this dream come true.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 8:58

>>26
Free range chickens are like clean burning coal, doesnt really exist

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-06-10 21:29

Yes they do. I've seen them. I know the people who own the farm. The chickens just kinda wonder around the cow pastures, every now and then one gets out in the road, (unlike those dumb ass cage-chickens they're smart enough to get out of the way of the fucking cars) and they have to go grab it and toss it back over the fence.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 22:03

So free range concentration camps are okay with you guys?  Hey, the jews get to wander around for a while before they're slaughtered.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 20:33

So.... you're saying..... ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 22:41

>>35
Chickens are animals...
People are going to eat chicken. Chicken are delicious. Free-range chickens are not tortured, mutilated, or drowned in there own shit during their short lives. Chicken has a better life = chicken is healthier for you. Less diseased. Less fatty. More nutrition. Think about it... if you were going to eat a human would you want a flabby dirty aids infected /b/tard or a fit active... someone else? (it's not a life or death sit. you just feel like it, so the persons contributions to society are not a factor)

PS Though I would much rather that people had not died like that at all, yes, I would have prefered free range concentration camps. I would have prefered, if people would not have been starved, been diseased, experimented upon medically, and tortured, before their deaths.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 2:33

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 16:41

I am a vaginaterian.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-21 0:04

I am a Vajapaneseian

Name: the uber-fapper 2006-06-21 3:37

i am a carnivore. i will eat anything a face. faces are yummy, and dooooooooooon't you for-get it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 20:10

babie ribs bathed in bbq!
they are also very delicius =P

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 18:48

Cut down the half of the dairy product, it's makes your body way better.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 14:33

>>44
wha wha wha!?
i thought dairy was really good for you D:

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 15:13

fixing thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 17:15

http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewarticle.asp?AuthorID=19936&id=18866

Homogenized Milk May Cause Your Heart Attack: The XO Factor, Kurt A. Oster, M.D.

Don't Drink Your Milk!, Frank A. Oski, M.D.

Milk: The Deadly Poison, Robert Cohen.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 17:17

Non-homogenized milk is fine.  The homogenization process preserves it like hydrogenated oil.  It may even lead to arteriosclerosis.

http://www.google.com/search?&q=homogenized+arteriosclerosis&spell=1

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-17 1:19

milk is full of calcium, yes, but it's made for cows, not humans. Humans can't use the calcium effectively, thus it's bad for us.


COW MILK IS MADE FOR BABY COWS. ARE YOU A BABY COW?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 8:06

I don't want to eat meat, so I avoid it.  Whenever I think of meat now I think either of shit-coated animals, and mutilated animals, or a combination of the two.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-02 5:23

I find it funny how most of the people who are vegeterians are urban yuppies or hippies and almost everybody who lives out on the country side and owns farms where this stuff happens is a carnivore.

So, my question is, if you live on a large-scale farm and this type of thing happens all the time, why don't they care? Or, even better, why is it that Vegetarianism is suddenly SOOO big now that we're in the post-modern era, 100 years ago, people still ripped apart pigs and shit to get meat off of them and nobody cared because .... get this...

PIGS aren't humans, and as much as it hurts to know, the only reason that we mourn humans over animals is because humans hold a place in our society while we keep animals around, mostly, for our service. I don't think many animals can hold a place in society as humans do, and I don't many animals have had lives that were worth remembering or even mourning.

Most animals technically are sentient beings, particularly livestock, most higher level animals we keep around as pets or for entertainment, or out of sheer genorisity to their the natural habitat. My point is, that animals are not people, and animals rarely deserve to treated on the same level that people do.

And on top of that, meat is delicious and turning to vegetarianism will not solve any of my personal problems, currently. I think that we should kill animals, not people. Since people are more important to have around than animals.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-03 23:53

^ i prefer the word "dumbass", but whatever fits is good

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-03 23:57

is it fucked up that after i read that thing on carving a human carcass i want some steak or ribs or something?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-04 13:49

>>51
Yeah! And another thing, why do we let women vote?  Or black people not be slaves?  Its how it used to be before all those "educated" city folk started thinking about stuff. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-05 20:51

>>51
vegetarians don't wear clothes

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-05 23:50

The world will be a better place after all these vegetarians die from malnutrition.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 19:49

Suck it, dairy company.
http://www.aviva.ca/article.asp?articleid=14
http://www.milksucks.com/

No, I'm not a vegetarian. I'm just an anti-dairy believer.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 20:35

>>57
Fails for linking to something associated with PETA.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 13:25

>>57
Here's one lactose intolerant.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 0:16

>>58
Not all vegetarians are interested in animals. Some are more interested in health over animals.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 12:32

>>60
Then >>57 shouldn't have posted a link to PETA.  In my opinion, they are a group of obnoxious children who hurt any cause they attach themselves to.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 13:31

Fuck P.E.T.A. They are nothing but shallow hypocrytes.

A bunch of ignorant as fuck bitchy post modern hippies with condescending attitudes.

95% of all medical tech stems directly from animal testing like it or not. Without medical tech people tend to die quite young.

PETA ruins that tech for so many, while using it themselves...

In fact the co-founder of them is on insulin...What a bitch. Why dosn't she just die for her beliefs to make a point...not kill for them.

They should go to hell, right next to the dairy farms and politicians.

If ever you see a peta member, choke them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 2:12

I like tofu. I eat meat now and then, but I find I'm eating less and less. Sometimes I don't even marinate the tofu - I toss it in the frying pan, then I mix in some sugar. It's really good, I suggest it. :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 11:58

>>63
Having tried tofu in the past, I don't suggest it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 11:00

>>64
You need to buy the right kind of tofu.
Solution: eat meat

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 15:49

>>65
YOUR POST IS CONFUSING

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 21:08

>>49
If I could buy gallons of breast milk at the store, I would.
Also, bumping 3 year old thread with first post of 2010.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 21:14

>>67
Woops, 5 year old thread*

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-02 5:40

After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random. I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside. I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth. It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit. Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good.  The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.

Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won't come off, it just stretches.  So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth. I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.

After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus. I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth. It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I've been frying a chicken.

It's been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back. They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I've lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She's gone far away. I've broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn't work. It just makes a loud sound. I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It's hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.

Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms. It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice. It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse. I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.

When I'm finished I try to bite her finger. I can't. I'm disappointed. I put her hands into the plastic bag along with her legs. And then I see her face. It is still quiet. She has a small nose and a sweet lower lip. When she was alive I wanted to bite them. Now I can satisfy that desire. It's so easy to bite off her nose. As I chew the cartilage I can hear the noise. I use a knife to cut off more of the cartilage and put it in my mouth. It really doesn't taste very good. I scoop out her lower lip with my knife and put it in my mouth. It has hard skin. I decide to eat it later when I can fry it. So I put it in the refrigerator.

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