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VEGETARIAN

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-30 22:00

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Name: Anonymous 2005-04-04 22:34

Actually the key is to eat a low or medium amount of calories, avoid empty carbs and focus on good carbs from vegetables and fruits.  Also, fiber is the key.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-05 22:01

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-06 19:29

Does okonomiyaki count as a vegetarian food?  I like to whip up a batch every now and then and I load it up with carrots, red-yellow- orange and green bell peppers, mushrooms, garlic and green onions.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-08 15:35

>>9
if it involves dead animals then it doesnt, otherwise probably is.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-24 19:17 (sage)

>>9
WAPAPAPANESE

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-30 17:26

>>11

WEEAWEEAWEEABOO

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-31 19:35

I'm a level five vegan.  I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-07 0:46

AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-07 17:41

>>13

I'm a level 100 vegetarian. I don't eat anything that's alive or been alive, plant, fungus, or bacteria.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 8:43

I'm anorexic. I win.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 20:23

Vegetarians = Fail

Vegens = MEGA Fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 18:58

Actually the key is to eat a low or medium amount of calories, avoid empty carbs and focus on good carbs from vegetables and fruits.  Also, fiber is the key.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 22:49

and fap constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 15:12

>>19
especially while cooking

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 3:40

I went to a vegetarian restaurant earlier tonight. My friends were dragging me there only because they didn't check for ID when you ordered booze.

I kept on thinking "Why is the food so expensive and where's the beef?" :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 20:57

I dated a vegetarian once.
Stupid, stuck up little cow.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 11:46

Cut the crap and go vegan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 13:28

>>22
D-did you do it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 9:07

Vegan is a Religion

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-05-29 20:32

I was at a cultural fair where I live, and this vegan lady was all like "you must try the vegan life style! You'll love it! You'll feel great, here take tis leaflet, and this brochuor, and these magazines and these stickers and a hat!" So I said "...I work at [insert name of burger joint here]." And she's all like "Well that's Ok honey, everyone needs a job, You need to live, maybe someday when the carnivores are overthrown, you can work at a nice veggie bar and make smoothies! Wouldn't that be nicve? Don't you worry, the cruelty perpetrated against our animal breatheren is in no way your doing... yada yada yada..."
Long story short... she was real nice (and looked like my dead grandmother) and guilted me into reading all those magazines and crap, and it really screwed me up. Now I don't eat red meat anymore, or pig (but I'll never be a veggie never!) and only buy organic eggs and free range chicken... Once you read their propaganda you'll throw up at all the stories of tumor filled chicken nuggets, fertilized eggs, and puss pockets in pork chops from sick pigs etc etc...

The moral of this story... IF A VEGETARIAN EVER TRYS TO TALK TO YOU RUN AWAY. ..steal their fun stickers and run away.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 1:16

There plenty of reasons not to eat meat these days. I can think of so many off the top of my head.

Instead of me typing for 1/2 an hour, watch a fun cartoon:

www.themeatrix.com
www.themeatrix2.com

There is also some inaccuracy in these films. It's even worse. Calves raised for veal are kept in tight wooden boxes so they don't lick iron bars or turn around to drink their own urine to get iron in their body. They can't even lay down. FYI iron deficiency hurts like a bitch. This is all to keep their meat as pink as possible. They are slaughtered when they reach 6 months of age. Most of them don't survive but the profit from the meat is so high it doesn't matter. Screwed up, no?

Also in egg laying farms, the males are grided up alive and are fed to the egg laying hens to cut back on losses. These hens are packed so tightly into a single cage that they can't move and they soon grow deformities where the skin on their feet will grow around the metal mesh and their talons will grow so long that they become tangled in the mess aswell.

That's only a small part. Don't ignore this. The antibiotics and growth hormone are absorbed into your bodies and the pollution caused by excrements is incredible. Why do you think we have had so many avian flu epidemics in the past? Not hard to see why. Get informed people.

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-05-30 20:06

>>27
Damn you, you're that same old lady aren't you! >:(

Seriously though, even if you don't care about anything else, buy organic eggs. Real eggs come in more colors than just white and brown, the carton I have in my fridge has green, pale pink,  pale blue, and pale lavender eggs in addition to white and brown. Also organic eggs have more protien and vitamins and less colesterol and fat, and the risk of salmonella is insanely less because of the more sanitary conditions the eggs are laid in (ie: the chicken can move, and therefore does not shit/piss all over the egg).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 22:59

It's time for some agricultural terrorism.  Who's with me?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 15:56

It's called the Earth Liberation Front.
When despots further their political agendas behind the mask of Democracy, it's time to blow shit up. =P.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 22:10

YES. You can come to my town and blow up some of the fucking chicken trucks that drive thru on the main street. YOU BASTARDS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE I-81!

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-06-04 16:59

This just in: SHIT FUCKING BLOWS UP.

Make this dream come true.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 8:58

>>26
Free range chickens are like clean burning coal, doesnt really exist

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-06-10 21:29

Yes they do. I've seen them. I know the people who own the farm. The chickens just kinda wonder around the cow pastures, every now and then one gets out in the road, (unlike those dumb ass cage-chickens they're smart enough to get out of the way of the fucking cars) and they have to go grab it and toss it back over the fence.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 22:03

So free range concentration camps are okay with you guys?  Hey, the jews get to wander around for a while before they're slaughtered.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 20:33

So.... you're saying..... ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 22:41

>>35
Chickens are animals...
People are going to eat chicken. Chicken are delicious. Free-range chickens are not tortured, mutilated, or drowned in there own shit during their short lives. Chicken has a better life = chicken is healthier for you. Less diseased. Less fatty. More nutrition. Think about it... if you were going to eat a human would you want a flabby dirty aids infected /b/tard or a fit active... someone else? (it's not a life or death sit. you just feel like it, so the persons contributions to society are not a factor)

PS Though I would much rather that people had not died like that at all, yes, I would have prefered free range concentration camps. I would have prefered, if people would not have been starved, been diseased, experimented upon medically, and tortured, before their deaths.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 2:33

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 16:41

I am a vaginaterian.

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