I was at a cultural fair where I live, and this vegan lady was all like "you must try the vegan life style! You'll love it! You'll feel great, here take tis leaflet, and this brochuor, and these magazines and these stickers and a hat!" So I said "...I work at [insert name of burger joint here]." And she's all like "Well that's Ok honey, everyone needs a job, You need to live, maybe someday when the carnivores are overthrown, you can work at a nice veggie bar and make smoothies! Wouldn't that be nicve? Don't you worry, the cruelty perpetrated against our animal breatheren is in no way your doing... yada yada yada..."
Long story short... she was real nice (and looked like my dead grandmother) and guilted me into reading all those magazines and crap, and it really screwed me up. Now I don't eat red meat anymore, or pig (but I'll never be a veggie never!) and only buy organic eggs and free range chicken... Once you read their propaganda you'll throw up at all the stories of tumor filled chicken nuggets, fertilized eggs, and puss pockets in pork chops from sick pigs etc etc...
The moral of this story... IF A VEGETARIAN EVER TRYS TO TALK TO YOU RUN AWAY. ..steal their fun stickers and run away.