I'm so hardcore, when I programmed in BASIC, I numbered my lines 1,2,3,4,... instead of 10,20,30,40,... because I knew that I'd never make a mistake and have to back to insert lines.
...and when I did, I didn't start over, either. I just scrapped the project and started work on another one.
I'm so hardcore, when I programmed in BASIC, I numbered my lines 64997, 64998, and 64999,... instead of 10,20,30,40,... because I knew that I was so good that anything I could do would take only 3 lines and can fit in the 65000 line number limit of most BASICs.
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Anonymous2008-03-02 6:40
I'm so hardcore, I achieved Satori while you were playing with your GOTO's.
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Anonymous2008-03-02 7:03
I'm so hardcore, I used labels and line-number-less languages.
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Anonymous2008-03-02 11:21
I'm so hardcore, I program BASIC using Braille -- like Ray Charles did.
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Anonymous2008-03-06 14:12
I'm so hardcore, I program BASIC with my penis.
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Anonymous2008-03-06 15:05
I'm so hardcore I manage to divide by 0 without runtime errors.
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Anonymous2008-03-13 21:56
I'm so hardcore, the first time I came was to ASCII pron, writtten in BASIC, by myself. Once I finished it I showed it my best friend and that's also the first time I mutually masterbated.
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Anonymous2008-03-23 12:00
I browse 4chan using a text-only browser. Imageboards too.
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Anonymous2008-03-24 14:19
I'm so hardcore, I didn't program BASIC at all because it's so easy.
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Anonymous2008-03-24 14:24
basic is fail
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Anonymous2008-03-24 16:56
I'm so hardcore, I execute BASIC files with my own brain. I'm posting from my central nervous system now, actually.
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Anonymous2008-03-24 18:09
i'm so hardcore that i fucked a girl in misionary position face to face in a bed with the lights off and under a sheet using only BASIC
>>28 ... which is as diametrically opposed to hardcore as you can achieve.
I'm so hardcore I don't use a text editor. I use a hex editor and directly modify the data right on the disk, and when I'm lazy I use sed and awk for my editor.
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Anonymous2008-03-28 21:02
I use flint and rocks.
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Anonymous2008-03-28 22:23
When did this become /prog/?
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Anonymous2008-03-28 22:56
PUNCH CARDS, FAGGOTS.
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Anonymous2008-03-30 21:17
crayons and old t-shirts bitches
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Anonymous2008-03-31 0:46
I'm so hardcore I programmed my microwave to do the vacuuming
>>58
what, you have CS installed on a toaster or you mean you play against a toaster
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Anonymous2008-04-21 7:35
1 ECHO shit i wonder why the people in this thread just can't use regular expressions in vi to replace the number of the basic commands?
2 IF PROGRAMMING_BASIC
GOTO 3
ELSE
GOTO 4
3 ECHO shit because they're stupid and programming in basic!
4 ECHO learn c++ dumbass
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Anonymous2008-04-21 10:42
1 ECHO >>61 is a dumb penis
2 IF Gay
goto 1
ELSE
goto 1
3 ECHO >>61 is smart
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Anonymous2008-04-22 21:32
I help post helpful replies to EVERY POST in /comp/.
I'm so hardcore, I'm watching the election using mplayer2 with the ASCII codec through my All-In-Wonder card. Which I got to run on FreeBSD on my SPARC-based PC.
Im doing that but virtualized on a powerpc beige mac.
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Anonymous2008-11-05 20:15
I use winxp without a mouse. Seriously, I move, maximize, and resize windows using Alt-M, Alt-X, and Alt-S respectively. This comes to me naturally because I first used Windows 3.1 and my first mouse was a serial mouse.
I'm so hardcore that since my middle button broke I've been using snap links for everything.
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Anonymous2008-11-07 1:38
I'm so hardcore because im using a 24'' screen on 640 x 400 screen resolution with vista.
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Anonymous2008-11-07 15:24
I'm so hardcore I DDoS myself for fun.
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Anonymous2008-11-08 7:54
I'm so hardcore my ringtone is the Win98 startup sound.
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Anonymous2008-11-08 11:20
Which gaming systems should you choose?
Game systems or consoles have come in many shapes and forms. The three main players are Nintendo’s Wii, Microsoft’s XBOX 360, and the Playstation 3 from Sony. Each have their own strong and weak points.
Nintendo’s Wii has a revelutionary new motion control. This opens up all sorts of avenues for new user interaction. Nintendo’s games usually consist of a selection geared more for family use. This may be a good or bad quality depending on your intended use. There is a lesser selection of games for the Wii, as it is the least popular of the 3. Nintendo has not made many graphics upgrades this round, focuisng mainly on the motion sensor technology.
Microsoft’s Xbox 360 has a strong fanbase and a huge selection of games. Xbox live makes many of the games have great replay value. The graphics power of this device is awesome! Xbox live is also inexpensive, as cheap as $6 per month. On the downside, the XBOX has been known to have manufacturing glitches, such as the red ring of death or RROD. Micrsoft will fix these problems for free, but it is an inconvenience.
The Sony Playstation 3 boasts enhanced graphics and a blu ray DVD drive. These were Sony’s main 2 focal points in developing the PS3. DVD playback and game graphics on this machine are superb. The PS3 does have the ability to connect to Sony’s network for online gaming, which is free, but lacks the vitality and funtionality of Microsoft’s Xbox live service.
There are many factors to consider when purchasing a gaming system. There are many more than are listed in this article, however; these are the most prevalant.
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Anonymous2008-11-08 13:03
Im so hardcore because i've got windows vista home with win 98 theme.
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Anonymous2008-11-09 7:13
I'm so hardcore I got Linux running on my KIM-1
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Anonymous2008-11-10 21:07
I'm so hardcore, I got quad monitors and they all face away from the center.
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Anonymous2008-11-11 5:02
I'm so hardcore I bought Vista and rewrote it into another Linux distro
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Anonymous2008-11-11 7:06
i'm so hardcore i posted this entire thread using one python script of 5 lines
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Anonymous2008-11-11 11:59
Im so hardcore I encrypted a photo CD album to present it for xmas.
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Anonymous2008-11-11 12:36
I'm so hardcore I'm banned in 43 states.
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Anonymous2008-11-11 12:50
I'm so hardcore, im even with a crowbar in my hands.
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Anonymous2008-11-11 22:02
My mobo still has dip-switches. Which I soldered on myself. Using only the heat I could generate from rubbing my hands together. In the snow, six miles uphill both ways.
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Anonymous2008-11-11 22:05
>>84
>I'm so hardcore, I'm watching the election using mplayer2 with the ASCII codec through my All-In-Wonder card. Which I got to run on FreeBSD on my SPARC-based PC.
I was using two-processor computers back when you actually needed two processors in your computer to do it. None of this "dual-core" gimmick marketing bullshit.
>I copied CP/M, retrofit a GUI on it stolen from Xerox, reneged on a deal with IBM to create a real OS, and created a bastardized version of VMS with thousands of vulnerabilites due to the need to maintain compatibility with DOS, and still wasn't doing it right in 2008.
Fixed.
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Anonymous2008-11-18 22:20
I'm so hardcore, my partner and I roleplay without a safe-word.
I run Windows 7 beta VM, in a Windows Vista Ultimate VM, in a Windows XP VM, in a Windows 2K VM, in a Windows ME VM, in a Windows 98SE VM, in a Windows 95 VM, ina Windows 3.11 VM, in a Windows 1.0 VM, from MS-DOS.
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Anonymous2008-12-30 23:08
>>166
Impossible! Screenshots or it didn't happen.
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Anonymous2008-12-31 12:17
>>163
AI is really simple, and can be programmed in any language, including QBASIC:
do
do
result% = perform_action(action_id%)
loop while result% = SUCCESS
action_id% = int(rnd(1)*NUMBER_OF_POSSIBLE_ACTIONS)+1
loop
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Anonymous2008-12-31 16:52
I welded my power supply from 9mm casings I found in Harlem.
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Anonymous2009-01-02 19:12
I'm so hardcore I buy software just so I can practice cracking it.
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FAGS=!TOLD/bVxbY2009-01-02 21:50
rosewill.
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Anonymous2009-01-03 7:28
I'm so hardcore.
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Max2009-01-10 14:11
I'm so hardcore, I got Windows 7 to run on my iphone.
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Anonymous2009-01-10 20:05
I'm so hardcore, I got my iphone to run on Windows 7
I'm so hardcore I grew up with a model 3, an apple 2e, an amiga 500 and 600(with a 50MB hard drive yo), a coco1, 2, and 3, and I knew how to program on all of them.
This was when I was 5 years old.
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Anonymous2009-01-31 21:14
i reformat and reinstall anytime something does work right
I browse the internet with a public IP address, no firewall, all servers running (including telnet), a blank administrator password with an fresh install of Windows XP SP1.
Im' so hard core I listen to Dragronforce and wear a cape in real life.
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Anonymous2009-04-09 14:34
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{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*} ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
(((INCOMING TRANSMISSION))____
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*] ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*} ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
(((INCOMING TRANSMISSION))____
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*] ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*} ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
>>16
Hey ExpertProgrammer-san: you know you just completely failed at correctly-nested tags, right?
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Anonymous2009-05-08 0:57
>>197
Discuss? Ok. I live in Phoenix, want me to go out there and see how many of these have actual veterans in them? Or would you rather sit and be paranoid about massive government-conspiracy-created deaths?
>>203
Big Time.
A huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway even.
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Anonymous2009-06-09 12:25
I'm so hardcore that I'm the only guy they need for a bukakke film.
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Anonymous2009-06-10 1:51
I'm so bukakke that I'm the only guy they need for a hardcore film.
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Anonymous2009-06-10 14:41
I'm so hardcore I programmed in assembly instead of BASIC.
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Anonymous2009-06-10 16:41
I'm so hardcore that I eat silica and shit out CPUs.
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Anonymous2009-08-15 1:05
I'm so hardcore I burn DVD's using a VERY small soldering iron.
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Anonymous2009-08-15 1:15
>>210
I'm so hardcore I burn DVD's using a MODERATELY SIZED soldering iron.
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Anonymous2009-08-15 13:11
I'm so hardcore I burn DVD's using a branding iron.
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Anonymous2009-08-15 13:34
I'm so hardcore I have a switchless network: all the computers have two NICS and are daisy chained with crossover CAT6.
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Anonymous2009-08-15 16:41
I'm so hardcore, I play yugioh with my penis whilst I'm bending over another man to reveal his anus and putting my nostrils inside so I can smell the cum just shot into his anus
Close this fucking board, have more people on /g/...
Im so hardcore im telling Moot what to do with his site.
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Anonymous2009-09-05 14:18
I'm so hardcore I ordered a bunch of pc parts on the internet, assembled them into a functioning pc and then installed the latest beta of windows 7 all by myself.
im so hardcore i only read python backwards and i only post on text boards
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Anonymous2009-09-11 14:29
I'm so bored I'm posting on this board
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Anonymous2009-09-15 7:55
back to /b/,spammer
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Anonymous2009-09-15 7:55
back to /b/,spammer
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Anonymous2009-09-15 7:55
back to /b/,spammer
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Anonymous2009-09-16 5:37
I'm so hardcore, I have the highscore on 3DMark
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Anonymous2009-09-16 17:33
I am so hardcore I am posting to a week old thread.
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Anonymous2009-09-20 13:26
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
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Anonymous2009-09-28 2:59
I SAID I:M NOT GONNA HURT YA
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Anonymous2010-05-06 11:26
I'm so hardcore, I got my grandparents a JITTERBUG for its ease of use but then I wiped it and installed linux.
>>277
I'm so hardcore I run Windows 7 in a VM that I have running in a WinME runtime inside of WINE on slackware linux
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Anonymous2010-05-22 19:12
I'm so hardcore I only watch movies by Max Hardcore.
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Ben2010-05-22 22:35
Im so hardcore I know three languages, and am learning three more at the moment. I dont know why the fuck anyone would program in BASIC. Damnit people. Use perl. No pun intended.
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Anonymous2010-12-04 13:53
I'm so hardcore I think in FORTRAN.
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!EANKebUV622010-12-05 2:26
I'm so hardcore I built a computer all by myself using parts I bought from Newegg. You'e jealous.