I'm so hardcore, when I programmed in BASIC, I numbered my lines 1,2,3,4,... instead of 10,20,30,40,... because I knew that I'd never make a mistake and have to back to insert lines.
...and when I did, I didn't start over, either. I just scrapped the project and started work on another one.
I'm so hardcore, when I programmed in BASIC, I numbered my lines 64997, 64998, and 64999,... instead of 10,20,30,40,... because I knew that I was so good that anything I could do would take only 3 lines and can fit in the 65000 line number limit of most BASICs.
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Anonymous2008-03-02 6:40
I'm so hardcore, I achieved Satori while you were playing with your GOTO's.
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Anonymous2008-03-02 7:03
I'm so hardcore, I used labels and line-number-less languages.
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Anonymous2008-03-02 11:21
I'm so hardcore, I program BASIC using Braille -- like Ray Charles did.
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Anonymous2008-03-06 14:12
I'm so hardcore, I program BASIC with my penis.
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Anonymous2008-03-06 15:05
I'm so hardcore I manage to divide by 0 without runtime errors.
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Anonymous2008-03-13 21:56
I'm so hardcore, the first time I came was to ASCII pron, writtten in BASIC, by myself. Once I finished it I showed it my best friend and that's also the first time I mutually masterbated.
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Anonymous2008-03-23 12:00
I browse 4chan using a text-only browser. Imageboards too.
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Anonymous2008-03-24 14:19
I'm so hardcore, I didn't program BASIC at all because it's so easy.
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Anonymous2008-03-24 14:24
basic is fail
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Anonymous2008-03-24 16:56
I'm so hardcore, I execute BASIC files with my own brain. I'm posting from my central nervous system now, actually.
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Anonymous2008-03-24 18:09
i'm so hardcore that i fucked a girl in misionary position face to face in a bed with the lights off and under a sheet using only BASIC
>>28 ... which is as diametrically opposed to hardcore as you can achieve.
I'm so hardcore I don't use a text editor. I use a hex editor and directly modify the data right on the disk, and when I'm lazy I use sed and awk for my editor.
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Anonymous2008-03-28 21:02
I use flint and rocks.
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Anonymous2008-03-28 22:23
When did this become /prog/?
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Anonymous2008-03-28 22:56
PUNCH CARDS, FAGGOTS.
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Anonymous2008-03-30 21:17
crayons and old t-shirts bitches
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Anonymous2008-03-31 0:46
I'm so hardcore I programmed my microwave to do the vacuuming