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How Hardcore Are You?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-02 1:49

I'm so hardcore, when I programmed in BASIC, I numbered my lines 1,2,3,4,... instead of 10,20,30,40,... because I knew that I'd never make a mistake and have to back to insert lines. 

...and when I did, I didn't start over, either.  I just scrapped the project and started work on another one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 13:48

I made Seka Cum or real.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 15:16

i built a gaming laptop -- and engineered the 1st gaming trackpad (headshot!)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 18:29

i program AI in qbasic with nothing but if then statements.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:17

I run WinVista in a VM in WinXP in a VM in Win98 in a VM that is running in Win 3.1.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 9:04

i bent the pins of my processor into place with a butterknife

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 23:37

>>164

I run Windows 7 beta VM, in a Windows Vista Ultimate VM, in a Windows XP VM, in a Windows 2K VM, in a Windows ME VM, in a Windows 98SE VM, in a Windows 95 VM, ina  Windows 3.11 VM, in a Windows 1.0 VM, from MS-DOS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 23:08

>>166
Impossible! Screenshots or it didn't happen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 12:17

>>163
AI is really simple, and can be programmed in any language, including QBASIC:


do
 do
  result% = perform_action(action_id%)
  loop while result% = SUCCESS
 action_id% = int(rnd(1)*NUMBER_OF_POSSIBLE_ACTIONS)+1
loop

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 16:52

I welded my power supply from 9mm casings I found in Harlem.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 19:12

I'm so hardcore I buy software just so I can practice cracking it.

Name: FAGS= !TOLD/bVxbY 2009-01-02 21:50

rosewill.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-03 7:28

I'm so hardcore.

Name: Max 2009-01-10 14:11

I'm so hardcore, I got Windows 7 to run on my iphone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 20:05

I'm so hardcore, I got my iphone to run on Windows 7

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 11:16

>>174
GODDAMN that's hardcore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 21:24

>>175
GODDAMN you're gay.

Name: RAID 1 MIRRORED 2009-01-14 21:47

I'm so hardcore that taht erocdrah os m'I

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 23:19

Im so hardcore im rollin with a 5 year warranty for my vista ultimate.

Eat it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 23:50

I'm so hardcore, I have two GAEMAN rigs and I live alone in a one-bedroom apartment.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 23:32

I'm so hardcore I only write in MACHINE CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 22:38

I'm so hardcore that I have a diamond in my center.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 10:28

01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010
01100100 01100011 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100
00100000 01001001 00101110 00101110 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000
01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000
01100101 00100000 01101001 01100100 01100101 01100001

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-31 8:13

I'm so hardcore I grew up with a model 3, an apple 2e, an amiga 500 and 600(with a 50MB hard drive yo), a coco1, 2, and 3, and I knew how to program on all of them.


This was when I was 5 years old.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-31 21:14

i reformat and reinstall anytime something does work right

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 20:48

>>184
I reformat and reinstall once a week.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 21:31

>>185
I wish we could format your ugly face and reinstall a new one

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 23:23

>>185
I reformat and resintall a different OS every week.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-04 23:15

i'm so hardcore

i fucking hate you all

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 0:54

>>188
I'm so hardcore, I love everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 12:18

I browse the internet with a public IP address, no firewall, all servers running (including telnet), a blank administrator password with an fresh install of Windows XP SP1.

I have yet to catch a virus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 23:11

>>190
Cause you got a rootkit that hides them all

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 0:21

>>190
But the traffic goes through my gateway that logs all packets. I see nothing suspicious in them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 15:21

>>190  <-- Successful troll is successful:
 
>>191
>>192

Name: David 2009-04-09 11:29

Im' so hard core I listen to Dragronforce and wear a cape in real life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 14:34

(((INCOMING TRANSMISSION))____
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*] ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*} ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!

WATCH PROOF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

IF YOU'RE IN PHOENIX, GET OUT!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!! YOU NEED TO GET THE *FUCK* OUT OF THERE FAST.

AGAIN, THAT VIDEO IS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

DISCUSS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 14:34

(((INCOMING TRANSMISSION))____
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*] ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*} ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!

WATCH PROOF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

IF YOU'RE IN PHOENIX, GET OUT!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!! YOU NEED TO GET THE *FUCK* OUT OF THERE FAST.

AGAIN, THAT VIDEO IS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

DISCUSS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 14:43

(((INCOMING TRANSMISSION))____
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*]ALERT[*] ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*}WARNING{*} ,,BEEP BEEP BEEP,,
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN PHOENIX ARIZONA SOON!!!

WATCH PROOF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

IF YOU'RE IN PHOENIX, GET OUT!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!! YOU NEED TO GET THE *FUCK* OUT OF THERE FAST.

AGAIN, THAT VIDEO IS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxIZO5Bib4

DISCUSS!

Name: nicko 2009-05-07 1:01

like phoenix has anything to offer anyway

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:29

>>16
Hey ExpertProgrammer-san: you know you just completely failed at correctly-nested tags, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:57

>>197
Discuss? Ok. I live in Phoenix, want me to go out there and see how many of these have actual veterans in them? Or would you rather sit and be paranoid about massive government-conspiracy-created deaths?

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