/comp/ - How Hardcore Are You?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-02 1:49

I'm so hardcore, when I programmed in BASIC, I numbered my lines 1,2,3,4,... instead of 10,20,30,40,... because I knew that I'd never make a mistake and have to back to insert lines.

...and when I did, I didn't start over, either. I just scrapped the project and started work on another one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 0:00

I'm so hardcore, I programmed my enterprise's internal management software using punchcards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 0:03

I did this:

http://www.mac-guild.org/raid.html

RAID 0 KICKED IN, YO!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 0:35

I hacked NASA with a calculator

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 1:33

I hacked the Gibson with my toaster.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 2:05

Im so hardcore that I eat ASCII and shit binary

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 2:56

>>42
RAID 0 is not RAID.

Enjoy your AIDs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 23:55

I'm so hardcore, I cut diamonds with my guts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 1:34

>>47
I'm so hardcore, I cut diamonds with my PENIS <<fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 11:37

Enjoy your RAIDS

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 15:30

>>47
>>48
I'm so hardcore I `cut -d 'r' agonforce`

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 15:35

I installed linux on a dead badger. Dual-booting OpenBSD. Twice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 20:35

>>51
/thread
You wins all my internets.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:28

>>51
OpenBSD: Where "Open" means "1985"

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 20:49

I dual boot windows 3.1 with DOS 6.0

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 0:45

>>54
Dumbass. Just don't type WIN.COM to start Windows 3.1.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 2:55

I play Counter Strike on my laptop WITH A MOUSEPAD BITCHES.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 6:33

I play CS with a toaster

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 15:05

>>55
WIN? More like FAIL, am I right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 1:07

>>58
what, you have CS installed on a toaster or you mean you play against a toaster

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 7:35

1 ECHO shit i wonder why the people in this thread just can't use regular expressions in vi to replace the number of the basic commands?
2 IF PROGRAMMING_BASIC
GOTO 3
ELSE
GOTO 4
3 ECHO shit because they're stupid and programming in basic!
4 ECHO learn c++ dumbass

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 10:42

1 ECHO >>61 is a dumb penis
2 IF Gay
goto 1
ELSE
goto 1
3 ECHO >>61 is smart

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 21:32

I help post helpful replies to EVERY POST in /comp/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 22:25

holy shit /comp/ is dumb. how many of you fags have read your sicp today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 0:50

sicp ??
hey >>64 /pI-405 N @34.185320, -118.473730 to:14959 sylvan, van nuys, carog/ is that way ---->

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 22:30

I got MUTT to work with my company's Exchange server.

SUCK IT FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 20:13

>>66
Bitches don't know about my MUTT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 1:08

I'm the guy who first cracked the iPhone

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 3:38

I'm the guy who first cracked the Toaster Oven - no more having to register a unique serial number just to cook lunch

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 16:22

My computer still has a Turbo button.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:00

I installed a computer for my turbochargers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 0:27

My computer fills a whole room and run off punchcards and I just got it to run Linux

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 2:11

im the guy who owns you base

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 19:34

When I bought my computer, it was white. Now the case is a rich beige.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 20:33

When I married my wife, she was white. Now her ass is a rich beige.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-10 21:35

I'm so hardcore, I can read CD's in binary with the naked eye.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-11 0:10

I'm so hardcore, I can post to 4chan and jack my dick at the same time.

Oh wait, that's what everybody here does.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-13 1:45

>77
You sir, fail it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-13 11:17

I'm so hardcore I still use DOS and I play Wastelands on it because Fallout 1 and 2 are for casuals.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 21:56

im posting from my iphone

none of you biches can do dat.

fuck yall poort biches

my keybord is perfect. yall sucks dickss

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