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The Greatest Prose

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 17:05

ITT we compile a list of authors who, according to ourselves, stand out from the rest simply by their raw writing ability. The authors who could write a five thousand page novel on paint drying and we would just sit there and read it, mesmerized by every word.

For me it would be China Mieville, George R.R. Martin, and Neal Stephenson.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 17:30

A.A. Milne

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 19:07

Dan Brown

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 0:40

Steven Erikson

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 7:02

George R.R. Martin
Dan Brown

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 10:48

Ayn Rand

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:48

Ray Dann

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Sean Hannity

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Dan Brown

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Steven Erikson

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 17:11

B.H. Fingerman

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 17:34

Ayn Rand

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 20:34

Peter Chimaera
Ayn Rand
Terry Pratchett

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 7:01

>>13
Terry Pratchett
greatest prose
No.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 3:58

Denis Johnson

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-30 0:17

Flannery O'Connor

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-30 0:48

kobo abe
yukio mishima
Camus
alister crpwley (for awesome verbosity)
Natsume Soseki
Patricia C. Wrede (for simplicity)
Anne Carson (for minimalism mastery)

Some authors I like but there overall literary talent isn't as good as there abilities to write plots. like ayn rand. I love her booksbut her writing style is length and boring. I like Gore Vidal but his style is nothing special

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-07 2:43

William Faulkner
James Joyce

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-07 19:44

K.J. Bishop

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 16:10

Robert Penn Warren
William Burroughs

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James Joyce

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-09 18:04

Einar Már Guðmundsson

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-12 16:35

Steven Eriksson

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Vladimir Nabokov

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 4:08

>>23

I agree at least partially. Few authors can write an action scene as well as he can.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 10:21

Dan Brown

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edgar allan poe

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David Eddings

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JRR Tolkien. Ernest Hemingway

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-05 22:28

Michael Chrichton

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 3:28

>>27
>>29
Tolkien? Poe?! Are you fucking serious, guys?..

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Camus.

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Vladimir Nabokov
Umberto Eco

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 9:33

Christopher Paolini

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 9:43

dostoyevski

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 23:16

Jorge Luis Borges
Julio Cortazar
Tom Robbins
Charles Bukowski

I know it's basically a who's-who of hipster bookshelves, but damn they are amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-07 0:36

ayn rand. ten thousand pages on paint drying, easy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-07 1:17

I want to say JRR Tolkien because I'm a massive faggot for LotR, but honestly, his writing is a little difficult to push yourself through.

I'd have to go with George Orwell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-07 22:28

>>38
Tolkien's language is beautiful; he paid a lot of attention to the sound of words, to their form, and that's very important. Orwell did as well, but not with the care and mastery that Tolkien applied to it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-11 11:25

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 1:22

Whoever keeps saying Ayn Rand is a dumbshit. For all intents and purposes, Ayn Rand may as well be illiterate.

Stephen King, JRR Tolkien, Neil Gaiman

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-18 3:07

This is going to sound like an odd choice, but Nasu Kinoko. His way of describing things goes back and forth between making my head explode and making me shit bricks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-19 22:01

Charles Bukowski

Henry Miller

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-20 19:46

>>43

Bukowski is quite possibly the most overrated poet ever. All his poetry sounds like the drunken ramblings of a cranky old douche who hates everyone but himself. Coincidentally, it actually is that.

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