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LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 8:51

I hope harry pothead dies.
serously,  he isnt some hero who saved the day, i bet he oculdnt even save a file on the game 'Super Mario' for nintendo 64 O.o

Anyone else gonna speed read it and spam the ending on every forum you see?

i am :)

-ty-

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 9:54

Wow, you're cool. I wish I could be just like you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-12 14:11 (sage)

I hope Harry dies because it'd give a sense of completion to the series, and we wouldn't have to worry about sequels and shit. Obviously prequels aren't an option seeing as the books are about _harry_ and Rowling pretty much covered his life.

Plus, if he dies, I won't have to bother buying the book because I know it'll be full of shitty seens with Hagrid and ron crying then fucking eachother. Seriously, too emo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-12 21:16

Heh guys? Guys? Guys, guess what

I was watching Barney yesterday (my fagget brother likes it lol fag) and i was all like Barney the dinosaur? More like barney the faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 2:37

Harry will become an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 10:44

I imagine HWMNBN and Harry kill eachother in the end, taking all magic with them or something.

What is it with JK Rowling and killing off characters??

Oh, and Dumbledore permadeath.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 12:06

>>4
He wears purple for a reason.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 1:57

She could right a book about his fucking parents

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 3:06

>>8
Write

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 5:27

>>8
A book about his fucking parents might not be quite suitable for kids IMHO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 5:58

I bet Harry will die and it will be all angsty and overdramatic. -_- Plus I think my sister will cry over it and give me a headache, -yay-...

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 17:04

I've never read a Harry Potter book, do I win?

YES I DO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 1:44 (sage)

>>12
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 10:20 ID:dllXYTn3

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 10:22 ID:dllXYTn3

^---better than that harry potter bollocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 12:02 ID:k+4hCs8n

>>14

God dammit I was going to buy those. Ah, well. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 12:35 ID:o6dG3u7P

>>12

I've never read a book, do I win?

YES I DO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 13:59 ID:+FNn3y1n

grief counselers around the world will rejoice at the influx of income if potter dies

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 15:09 ID:a7R2fCv/

I like HP

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 2:15 ID:7XcT/T65

I had a friend whose last name was Potter and his mom was a hippie that was into magic and yes his first name was Harry. I don't know if the drug use caused by that book killed him yet. He was in forth grade when it happened. I still carry a lighting bolt on my guitar strap as a tribute to my fallen friend.  

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 11:49 ID:+h/YUTfo

hello my name is harry potter, i'm a precocious youth who manages to regularly trounce wizards with far more skill,
experience and emotional maturity than myself. I have only token respect for the rules, which is OK because all of
my so-called authority figures regularly bend, break or simply forget about the laws in order to accomodate my
latest adventure. Which is good because whatever odd occurance or random event is happening in the area,
it always directly relates to me and my past. Always.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 13:42 ID:TWrtKT70

Why not just hate or love Harry Potter quietly? Why does everyone have to have some big important opinion about it that they MUST share with the internet?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 17:20 ID:CI80IcvO

POTTER DIES

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 21:08 ID:BUTO6TWG

whats the point in opinions if they arn't shared?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 2:05 ID:yKw0qFvm

harry's scar is a horcrux

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 2:25 ID:45rz8xko

She has to kill HP 'cuz she will be forced to write another one and she doesn't want to.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 6:35 ID:+KLQVT6o

>>26
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 8:55 ID:qxBSdjaj

The /b/tards are fat, ugly, stinky, ignorant, unproductive, obsessed with Japan, atheist, wear glasses, and have long hair. Except some skinny /b/tards who are incapable of gaining muscle or weight and one poke will break their fragile weak bones.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 8:04 ID:d09uzFh7

>>26
Didn't work with Sherlock Holmes ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 18:23 ID:PchhZpUV

>>25
Do they cut his head open? Anyone have a leaked ebook? D:

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 20:21 ID:L9vcaohZ

Hey, guy! guys! spoilers!

...Dumbledore dies.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 19:33 ID:9SgGSOry

^ old news

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 22:01 ID:4zNj5oXk

Damn snape.......always knew he was a dirty bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 14:28 ID:mEKrl/sN

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 16:32 ID:mEKrl/sN

.lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 16:32 ID:mEKrl/sN

VIP quality eh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 16:42 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 6:21 ID:92/XKCTi

I hope Harry Potter dies so we don't get that Expanded Universe shit that we did with Star Wars.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 10:46 ID:Yrfi6HJj

Can you say, FAN FICTION

DO NOT WANT

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 14:24 ID:Pk6wL2SZ

i'll just speed read it backwards, i'll beat you to the ending, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 22:50 ID:knniCXrT

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 7:51 ID:TGtwgrYD

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 19:39 ID:n4aJ4IN0

Snape becomes an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 22:11 ID:rlOpzNaI

HARRY POTTER DIES

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-10 15:14 ID:7JSh1hmh

SPOILERS:
1/2 of characters die.
1/2 have massive orgy.
not necesarily separtate halves.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 13:49 ID:0O++qyNW

>>14

any chance of a reshit ? >.>

I really should check these boards more often >.<

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 19:54 ID:asWHqUR9

Harry Potter rapes Dumbledores dead body, anally abusing him and stealing the 98 year old man's never-lost virginity.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-27 19:18 ID:EvbWLq8A

lol taking harry potter seriously.

I don't care how it ends. I got the chance to use my "dead sirius/serious" joke and that's all I was waiting for.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-27 19:23 ID:P3RZsZp1

You guys are weird, it's a decent series in books that only take one sitting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-27 19:25 ID:5tW3sDPJ

lets fuck Harry

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-30 8:12 ID:FzLW3stv

fuck harry

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-03 9:06 ID:YEJJ3RMm

Dumbledore was dirty nepotist and he had it coming.

SPOILERS
1_Lupin is cured
2_Dumbledore wasn't really dead,
3_Neither was Black.
4_Snape is really on the side of good and is actually handsome, and nice and wants to sleep with all those middleaged single mommies who se johnny depp in their head when they're reading part of the book about him to their precious babies.
5_Harry and ron and hermoine and ginny and cho and krum all have a big polygamous marriage and love each other so much.
6_Oh yeah James and lily aren't dead either.
7_Voldemorts long lost daughter princess Ananda Jorinda Penelope Elizabeth Sparrow Einstein Bagins Moonfire turns up, saves the world from her father, and marries the top 10 most popular male characters.
8_J. K Rowling masturbates with a diamond encrusted dong on top of a matress stuffed with 100$ bills.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 15:14 ID:fnk3kLDc

?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 15:39 ID:ZXbwAV8Q

How reliable is the spoiler commonly shown on what looks like a hastily photocopied page of the book?
Without spoiling it too much, it's a about a certain guy dying for some other guy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 18:26 ID:5qGntLRW

Draco collapsed, shrieking in horror as blood rapidly spread across his abdomen and his insides began being expelled through a gaping wound. Draco’s horrible screams filled the cavernous room until Hermione, apparently unable to take it any more, cast a spell of her own.
“Petrificus Totalis,” she shouted.
Draco’s body stopped writhing and remained motionless on the floor, his entrails piled in front of him. Harry felt the last link between his mind and Draco’s snap.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 19:05 ID:ybdnC7WT

lol fanfic lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:21 ID:Ln24zR2N

>>49
one sitting my ass, unless you're one of those crazy-assed middle aged women who read all the time.

fuck that, i read slow as hell and take it all in, those books take me fuckin months

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:57 ID:CfrcdzHg

>>57
Well you just suck at readng then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 14:42 ID:eS7bEQUi

>>58
yeah, i pretty much do, but i enjoy it moar.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 9:03 ID:rkXJloGD

SPOILERS
Dobby is the REAL boy-who-lived, and kills Voldy by raping him repeatedly.

This also brings up interesting questions about Harry's parentage, and what the hell James and Lily were doing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 9:05 ID:rkXJloGD

SPOILERS:
Dobby is the REAL boy-who-lived, and kills Voldy by raping him repeatedly.

This also brings up interesting questions about Harry's parentage, and what the hell James and Lily were doing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 14:53 ID:t3t97us3

Hey guys, it's me, the real Harry Potter. It seriously hurts my feelings when you say you want me to die in the book.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 17:36 ID:sM0o0X/b

>>62
>>62
I don't want you to die. I want you to be repeatedly ass raped and spunked in by Snape and Malfoys.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 19:55 ID:+dQFrtCi

>>61
◕ ◡ ◕ < FUCKYOU!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-30 17:36 ID:IbwxKMKM

lupin dies
tonks dies
percy dies

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-30 17:51 ID:IbwxKMKM

lolzz

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 12:48 ID:P4ZKhQxE

Real Spoliers:

harry and voldemort fight a massive climatic duel where they both kill each other. harry transfigures a rock into an ak47 while voldemort use summoning jutsu to bring garra to the battlefeild. harry manages to mow down voldemort right before being crushed by garra's sand. hermione can't belive what just happened, so she sticks her wand up her nose and blows her fucking head off. ron goes crazy because now both his lovers are dead. he digs up dumbledore's body, shaves his beard off, and wears it around his dick from then on. ginny and luna are lesbos while crabbe and goyle come out as gay. draco is killed by voldemort out of sheer annoyence. Hagrid was taking a shit in the great hall when peeves shoved umbridge up his gaping asshole. because of the fat, wailing, buttplug, hagrid dies of terminal constipation. snape is passed out drunk in some bar in london after one to many beers. gaara tries to kill neville, but neville's plants take root in gaara's sand, thus making him a walking garden. wormtail tries to run away, but is pwned by master cheif, chuck norris, and mudkip. 28 days later, all the corpses rise as zombies. to defeat them, ginny and luna fuse with potarra earrings to become sailor moon. she then summons a gigantic asteroid which destroys earth.

Afterwords jk rowling says "told you, you coulden't predict the ending."

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 15:26 ID:il4kPTY1

>>67
that would be pretty fucking amazing

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 20:10 ID:QtFxv8dm

And if Harry dies, over half of the considerable amount of Harry Potter Fanfictions will be screwed up. (More than they already are, that is)

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 6:18

Snape made the first move, summoning a giant pig and playing two traps facedown. That's when Harry rolled five magical wizard dice and got yahtzee. Harry yelled, "Accio skateboard!" Quickly he rode a one-wheel nose manual while hurling spells at Snape and pulling sweetass flatland tricks. "Expelliarmus!", Snape hissed and disarmed his former student in favor of his preference for taijutsu. Hagrid's naked form could be seen barreling towards the melee from a distance. The half-giant had obviously and very illegally cast "Enorgio" on his meat hose. He tackled Ron from behind with a sickening "crunch" sound. The boy smelled booze on the giant's breath as his robes were ripped from his back like black construction paper. "You n' Harry, I'll boil yer heads, both of yeh." Ron squealed in terror. He was flipped and slammed on his back like a hot treacle tart and his eyes met the last image he'd ever see. Hagrid bore down and relaxed his sphincter.

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