I hope harry pothead dies.
serously, he isnt some hero who saved the day, i bet he oculdnt even save a file on the game 'Super Mario' for nintendo 64 O.o
Anyone else gonna speed read it and spam the ending on every forum you see?
Harry Potter rapes Dumbledores dead body, anally abusing him and stealing the 98 year old man's never-lost virginity.
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Anonymous2007-04-27 19:18 ID:EvbWLq8A
lol taking harry potter seriously.
I don't care how it ends. I got the chance to use my "dead sirius/serious" joke and that's all I was waiting for.
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Anonymous2007-04-27 19:23 ID:P3RZsZp1
You guys are weird, it's a decent series in books that only take one sitting.
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Anonymous2007-04-27 19:25 ID:5tW3sDPJ
lets fuck Harry
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Anonymous2007-04-30 8:12 ID:FzLW3stv
fuck harry
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Anonymous2007-05-03 9:06 ID:YEJJ3RMm
Dumbledore was dirty nepotist and he had it coming.
SPOILERS
1_Lupin is cured
2_Dumbledore wasn't really dead,
3_Neither was Black.
4_Snape is really on the side of good and is actually handsome, and nice and wants to sleep with all those middleaged single mommies who se johnny depp in their head when they're reading part of the book about him to their precious babies.
5_Harry and ron and hermoine and ginny and cho and krum all have a big polygamous marriage and love each other so much.
6_Oh yeah James and lily aren't dead either.
7_Voldemorts long lost daughter princess Ananda Jorinda Penelope Elizabeth Sparrow Einstein Bagins Moonfire turns up, saves the world from her father, and marries the top 10 most popular male characters.
8_J. K Rowling masturbates with a diamond encrusted dong on top of a matress stuffed with 100$ bills.
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Anonymous2007-06-21 15:14 ID:fnk3kLDc
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Anonymous2007-06-22 15:39 ID:ZXbwAV8Q
How reliable is the spoiler commonly shown on what looks like a hastily photocopied page of the book?
Without spoiling it too much, it's a about a certain guy dying for some other guy.
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Anonymous2007-06-22 18:26 ID:5qGntLRW
Draco collapsed, shrieking in horror as blood rapidly spread across his abdomen and his insides began being expelled through a gaping wound. Draco’s horrible screams filled the cavernous room until Hermione, apparently unable to take it any more, cast a spell of her own.
“Petrificus Totalis,” she shouted.
Draco’s body stopped writhing and remained motionless on the floor, his entrails piled in front of him. Harry felt the last link between his mind and Draco’s snap.
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Anonymous2007-06-22 19:05 ID:ybdnC7WT
lol fanfic lol
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Anonymous2007-06-23 15:21 ID:Ln24zR2N
>>49
one sitting my ass, unless you're one of those crazy-assed middle aged women who read all the time.
fuck that, i read slow as hell and take it all in, those books take me fuckin months
harry and voldemort fight a massive climatic duel where they both kill each other. harry transfigures a rock into an ak47 while voldemort use summoning jutsu to bring garra to the battlefeild. harry manages to mow down voldemort right before being crushed by garra's sand. hermione can't belive what just happened, so she sticks her wand up her nose and blows her fucking head off. ron goes crazy because now both his lovers are dead. he digs up dumbledore's body, shaves his beard off, and wears it around his dick from then on. ginny and luna are lesbos while crabbe and goyle come out as gay. draco is killed by voldemort out of sheer annoyence. Hagrid was taking a shit in the great hall when peeves shoved umbridge up his gaping asshole. because of the fat, wailing, buttplug, hagrid dies of terminal constipation. snape is passed out drunk in some bar in london after one to many beers. gaara tries to kill neville, but neville's plants take root in gaara's sand, thus making him a walking garden. wormtail tries to run away, but is pwned by master cheif, chuck norris, and mudkip. 28 days later, all the corpses rise as zombies. to defeat them, ginny and luna fuse with potarra earrings to become sailor moon. she then summons a gigantic asteroid which destroys earth.
Afterwords jk rowling says "told you, you coulden't predict the ending."
And if Harry dies, over half of the considerable amount of Harry Potter Fanfictions will be screwed up. (More than they already are, that is)
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Anonymous2007-10-17 6:18
Snape made the first move, summoning a giant pig and playing two traps facedown. That's when Harry rolled five magical wizard dice and got yahtzee. Harry yelled, "Accio skateboard!" Quickly he rode a one-wheel nose manual while hurling spells at Snape and pulling sweetass flatland tricks. "Expelliarmus!", Snape hissed and disarmed his former student in favor of his preference for taijutsu. Hagrid's naked form could be seen barreling towards the melee from a distance. The half-giant had obviously and very illegally cast "Enorgio" on his meat hose. He tackled Ron from behind with a sickening "crunch" sound. The boy smelled booze on the giant's breath as his robes were ripped from his back like black construction paper. "You n' Harry, I'll boil yer heads, both of yeh." Ron squealed in terror. He was flipped and slammed on his back like a hot treacle tart and his eyes met the last image he'd ever see. Hagrid bore down and relaxed his sphincter.