LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK

I hope harry pothead dies.
serously,  he isnt some hero who saved the day, i bet he oculdnt even save a file on the game 'Super Mario' for nintendo 64 O.o

Anyone else gonna speed read it and spam the ending on every forum you see?

i am :)

-ty-

Real Spoliers:

harry and voldemort fight a massive climatic duel where they both kill each other. harry transfigures a rock into an ak47 while voldemort use summoning jutsu to bring garra to the battlefeild. harry manages to mow down voldemort right before being crushed by garra's sand. hermione can't belive what just happened, so she sticks her wand up her nose and blows her fucking head off. ron goes crazy because now both his lovers are dead. he digs up dumbledore's body, shaves his beard off, and wears it around his dick from then on. ginny and luna are lesbos while crabbe and goyle come out as gay. draco is killed by voldemort out of sheer annoyence. Hagrid was taking a shit in the great hall when peeves shoved umbridge up his gaping asshole. because of the fat, wailing, buttplug, hagrid dies of terminal constipation. snape is passed out drunk in some bar in london after one to many beers. gaara tries to kill neville, but neville's plants take root in gaara's sand, thus making him a walking garden. wormtail tries to run away, but is pwned by master cheif, chuck norris, and mudkip. 28 days later, all the corpses rise as zombies. to defeat them, ginny and luna fuse with potarra earrings to become sailor moon. she then summons a gigantic asteroid which destroys earth.

Afterwords jk rowling says "told you, you coulden't predict the ending."