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LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 8:51

I hope harry pothead dies.
serously,  he isnt some hero who saved the day, i bet he oculdnt even save a file on the game 'Super Mario' for nintendo 64 O.o

Anyone else gonna speed read it and spam the ending on every forum you see?

i am :)

-ty-

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 9:54

Wow, you're cool. I wish I could be just like you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-12 14:11 (sage)

I hope Harry dies because it'd give a sense of completion to the series, and we wouldn't have to worry about sequels and shit. Obviously prequels aren't an option seeing as the books are about _harry_ and Rowling pretty much covered his life.

Plus, if he dies, I won't have to bother buying the book because I know it'll be full of shitty seens with Hagrid and ron crying then fucking eachother. Seriously, too emo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-12 21:16

Heh guys? Guys? Guys, guess what

I was watching Barney yesterday (my fagget brother likes it lol fag) and i was all like Barney the dinosaur? More like barney the faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 2:37

Harry will become an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 10:44

I imagine HWMNBN and Harry kill eachother in the end, taking all magic with them or something.

What is it with JK Rowling and killing off characters??

Oh, and Dumbledore permadeath.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 12:06

>>4
He wears purple for a reason.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 1:57

She could right a book about his fucking parents

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 3:06

>>8
Write

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 5:27

>>8
A book about his fucking parents might not be quite suitable for kids IMHO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 5:58

I bet Harry will die and it will be all angsty and overdramatic. -_- Plus I think my sister will cry over it and give me a headache, -yay-...

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 17:04

I've never read a Harry Potter book, do I win?

YES I DO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-18 1:44 (sage)

>>12
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 10:20 ID:dllXYTn3

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 10:22 ID:dllXYTn3

^---better than that harry potter bollocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 12:02 ID:k+4hCs8n

>>14

God dammit I was going to buy those. Ah, well. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 12:35 ID:o6dG3u7P

>>12

I've never read a book, do I win?

YES I DO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 13:59 ID:+FNn3y1n

grief counselers around the world will rejoice at the influx of income if potter dies

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 15:09 ID:a7R2fCv/

I like HP

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 2:15 ID:7XcT/T65

I had a friend whose last name was Potter and his mom was a hippie that was into magic and yes his first name was Harry. I don't know if the drug use caused by that book killed him yet. He was in forth grade when it happened. I still carry a lighting bolt on my guitar strap as a tribute to my fallen friend.  

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 11:49 ID:+h/YUTfo

hello my name is harry potter, i'm a precocious youth who manages to regularly trounce wizards with far more skill,
experience and emotional maturity than myself. I have only token respect for the rules, which is OK because all of
my so-called authority figures regularly bend, break or simply forget about the laws in order to accomodate my
latest adventure. Which is good because whatever odd occurance or random event is happening in the area,
it always directly relates to me and my past. Always.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 13:42 ID:TWrtKT70

Why not just hate or love Harry Potter quietly? Why does everyone have to have some big important opinion about it that they MUST share with the internet?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 17:20 ID:CI80IcvO

POTTER DIES

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 21:08 ID:BUTO6TWG

whats the point in opinions if they arn't shared?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 2:05 ID:yKw0qFvm

harry's scar is a horcrux

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 2:25 ID:45rz8xko

She has to kill HP 'cuz she will be forced to write another one and she doesn't want to.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 6:35 ID:+KLQVT6o

>>26
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 8:55 ID:qxBSdjaj

The /b/tards are fat, ugly, stinky, ignorant, unproductive, obsessed with Japan, atheist, wear glasses, and have long hair. Except some skinny /b/tards who are incapable of gaining muscle or weight and one poke will break their fragile weak bones.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 8:04 ID:d09uzFh7

>>26
Didn't work with Sherlock Holmes ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 18:23 ID:PchhZpUV

>>25
Do they cut his head open? Anyone have a leaked ebook? D:

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 20:21 ID:L9vcaohZ

Hey, guy! guys! spoilers!

...Dumbledore dies.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 19:33 ID:9SgGSOry

^ old news

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 22:01 ID:4zNj5oXk

Damn snape.......always knew he was a dirty bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 14:28 ID:mEKrl/sN

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 16:32 ID:mEKrl/sN

.lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 16:32 ID:mEKrl/sN

VIP quality eh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 16:42 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 6:21 ID:92/XKCTi

I hope Harry Potter dies so we don't get that Expanded Universe shit that we did with Star Wars.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 10:46 ID:Yrfi6HJj

Can you say, FAN FICTION

DO NOT WANT

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 14:24 ID:Pk6wL2SZ

i'll just speed read it backwards, i'll beat you to the ending, nigger.

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