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Strategy to Reclaim 4chan

Name: VIPPER 2011-11-30 22:39

4chan has lately become too popular, and with popularity comes a whole horde of kids looking to be cool, wearing Fawkes masks, making death threats in the name of Anonymous on YouTube, protesting against racism, pedophilia and generally the diversity that makes 4chan 4chan, posting Minecraft servers, and generally being too immature even by /b/ standards.

However, it is actually stated in 4chans rules, that 4chan is a site for people 18 years old or above, and that minors must leave immediately.

My strategy is that we simply assume that everyone on 4chan is 18 years old, and act accordingly. This means lots and lots of graphic cybersex on /b/, sometimes where one party roleplays a little 10 year old boy who loves to seduce his dad or an older man into the best sex ever.
4chans rules frees us from any legal responsibility if a boy would become aroused by it and start to jerk off in the middle of school, or want to have cybersex with us, and nobody has the right to whine about it either (unless they've somehow outlawed pedo stories). Just don't be tempted to post CP images in these threads, and we'll be able to chemo away any kids, and make 4chan unpopular again.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-01 1:04

It's been like this for years.

Just stop going there. I don't count the textboards as part of that site

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-09 0:14

unless they've somehow outlawed pedo stories
Obscenity, maybe. And thinking that they are adults doesn't free you from legal responsibility. Really, only looking at, and storing a copy, a state-issued photo ID can do that.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-09 1:14

>>3
I think you've misinterpreted what "thinking they're adults" means. 18 year olds are prohibited from being on 4chan, because 4chan is a place where grownups do things unsuitable for minors. If a 10 year old boy goes here anyway, and silently witnesses something that he's not supposed to, then who is really at fault? He chose to ignore the rules.

So far I've only heard one single case of 4chan mod banning anyone because of written obscenity, and that was somebody who wrote stories about how he was going to go for it with an actual kid that he took care of, while looking for 4chans approval, so that wasn't as much a case of obscenity, as it was preventing an actual case of sex with a minor. We'll be fine if we stick to hypothetical scenarios, at least until m00t declares otherwise.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-09 1:17

>>4
"18 year olds are prohibited" = "Minors are prohibited"

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-10 9:05

/b/ is and always has been a retard bin.

The only way it'd get better is with more moderation. And thats not going to happen.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-10 14:08

I had an idea a few days ago.

What if we changed all the rules on 4chan, like 'noko' and whatnot. Even create new challenges. like the standard setting could be yotsuba-x, and no one can see anything but pictures of cats (or something equally obviously gay) and people have to find yotsuba b on the page to even see 4chan. Other rules would be cool to but im not very smart enough to think of them.

Moot could also parle the whole thing with 2012 somehow and put an end the .. blah blah blah. you get it and if you don't just think about 2012 and the end of old 4chan and we could all call ourselves the mayans.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-10 18:33

From the FAGs (http://www.4chan.org/faq#contribwhy) :
Why is contribution so important?

Contribution is important because it is what drives this website. If we didn't have a dedicated pool of users who frequently contribute, we'd be yet another stagnant run of the mill forum. But we aren't. By having an increasing number of diverse and quality contributors, 4chan becomes more unique, interesting, and enjoyable to use.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-14 8:48

>>8
Are you trying to spin this so that children are supposed to be unique, interesting, enjoyable, quality contributors? They are drowning 4chan in immature bullshit that is driving adults away.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-14 15:11

>>9
I'm not trying to spin anything. I'm just '>quoting' the official 4chan (mootle) stance.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-14 23:22

>>9
4chan was started by a few underage kids. moot, Shii, Mr VacBob, and probably a few others I can't remember right now were all underage 8 years ago.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-15 1:55

>moot
Okay, both underageb& and there at the beginning of 4chan.

>Shii
That faggot was a college student even when he was trying to get 4chan shut down. He didn't come to 4chan until much later, and even then it was just world4ch.

>MrVacBob
He met moot on Tetris after Snacks was killed. Also not underage banned.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-15 1:56

>>12
Oh shit, I forgot to use world4ch quoting markup rather than imageboard markup.
I do know how, please believe me.

Whelp, there goes any chance I might have had at being taken seriously.
fuck my life

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-15 4:07

>>13
You
are
forgiven,
VIPPER.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-15 18:48

>>13
[quote]test[/quote]

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-15 20:28

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Sexy Baby says:
that one

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-15 23:23

>>14
thank
you
for
being
so
kind
my
fellow
VIPPER
it
really
means
a
lot
to
me
.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-16 0:16

it's weird that you're the only person to post on this board

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-19 8:36

>>12
That faggot was a college student even when he was trying to get 4chan shut down.

Proof?

>MrVacBob
He met moot on Tetris after Snacks was killed. Also not underage banned.


I thought that was Coda

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-21 5:19

Wait, are you saying making ``edgy'' posts will get rid of teenagers?

That's so backwards it hurts. Just post about anime and Wapanese things and the normals will leave.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-22 21:09

MrVacBob, Shii, and moot are all early 4channers. Shii was _the_ w2ch guy and MVB and moot were good pals on ADTRW. Don't believe the filthy JEW lies.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-22 22:22

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Name: VIPPER 2011-12-23 2:19

>>22
Nice 22 22 22 22

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-25 0:49

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Name: VIPPER 2011-12-25 5:50

>>22
you're missing a semi colon

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-25 6:09

OP's idea is simply retarded.

Solution: sage bombing cancerous threads

I'm in the process of amassing a botnet, an invaluable asset for such. Any guidelines for what I should consider "cancerous"

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-25 7:55

>>26
In general, sage doesn't have a negative connotation [...] It doesn't mean "I HATE YOUR POST," it's just a command that lets you post without bumping. Sagebombing is also fucking retarded, a single bump can ruin your entire sagebomb and if you reach the bump limit the OP can just recreate the thread. If you don't like a thread, just hide it using 4chan's Firefox Extension.
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Name: VIPPER 2011-12-25 22:59

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Name: VIPPER 2011-12-26 20:03

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Name: VIPPER 2012-01-11 16:31

LET'S GO RAID LOUNGE.

TEACH THOSE FUCKS a LESSON IN HUMILITY

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-11 16:49

>>31
Agree whole heatedly

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-12 18:05

>>32
Let's raid your butt instead.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-12 19:58

OP's idea sucks
I think that we should some crazy mod like Snacks was. Just fagging up the place. The posters who can't handle it will just leave. We should also encourage people to make OC. Not just saving pics and taking stuff from Google. Moral faggotry would be frown upon. Raiding should be ok. Making the same old retarded unoriginal thread without a good purpose can get you banned. There should also be more interaction between poster and poster. And the lulz should be worshiped
Thats just my idea

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-12 21:29

lets start with banning !!zwFpIh9eFzK and !!xwFtoMYSSTf

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-12 21:34

>>34
SnacksMoral faggotryRaidinglulz
I suspect that you just discovered this place after an afternoon reading of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-13 22:05

>>36
no, i agree with 34.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 1:57

You are all homosexuals.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 5:08

>>38
Its 4chan.
Its an orgy of autism and ass burgers

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 10:25

let's just start off by banning all the fucking dumbass dubs threads, "rate me" faggotry and other "post ending in xx decides my facebook status", ban all OPs who do not deliver, anyone replying to oldass copypastas and in a month we'll have a cool board with all the fags gone to 9fag and reddit.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 10:26

ITT: Neckbeard faggots

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 10:31

>>40
Could be a start.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 10:32

>>41
Hey, you leave my neckbeard out of this.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 15:43

>>41
No VIPPER you are the neckbeards.
And then VIPPER was a neckbeard.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-15 22:30

>>34

/b/ has no mods or janitors. They either have completely abandoned 4chan or are lurking and laughing their anuses into prolapse by the faggotry there.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-16 3:11

>>45
No, the mods have become the faggotry.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-16 6:38

The solution is simple. Wordfilter every word on every board to DEVELOPERS. For five months. Then, without announcing anything, remove the wordfilter. By then, all of the children will have moved on to some other imageboard, or facebook, or whatever.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-16 21:57

>>47
That would just kill the place

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-17 6:16

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Name: VIPPER 2012-01-17 22:11

>>48

Exactly. It would slowly revive itself, but without the children.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-18 14:57

When 4chan is down(like every 5 days) I don't know what the fuck to do on other sites

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-18 21:00

52 Get

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-18 21:09

>>39
redundant much?

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-21 11:18

>>52
>>52
Scriptfag Inb4shitstorm

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 5:09

>>50
That's a good idea. I'm sick of faggots on /b/ complaining how shit /b/ is now. Stop complaining, let's do something about it. I don care how many people say /b/ was never good, I was there in 2005-2007 and it was fantastic. Let's petition moot to make a new hidden board and only let VIPPERS know. If we don't mention the board or acknowledge it's existence anywhere it should work.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 5:09

>>50
That's a good idea. I'm sick of faggots on /b/ complaining how shit /b/ is now. Stop complaining, let's do something about it. I don care how many people say /b/ was never good, I was there in 2005-2007 and it was fantastic. Let's petition moot to make a new hidden board and only let VIPPERS know. If we don't mention the board or acknowledge it's existence anywhere it should work.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 9:32

>>55,56
I was there in 2005-2007 and it was fantastic.
You need to take out your nostalgia buttplug, mister.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 9:51

>>57
Yeah, maybe I'm remembering it better than it was but it wasn't as fucking awful as it is now. Try to go 1 page without seeing a get thread, copypasta, a pony, can you please Photoshop this pic thread or a triforce thread and you'll see what I mean.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 15:23

<mode=SRS BZNS>
When I visit /b/ I can't follow any thread.  The main page is being hit with too many updates.  Threads time out and expire in minutes.  All I can see is a bunch of random stupid attempts at humor, which disappear in an instant.

Maybe /b/ was just less busy five, six, seven years ago, and it was possible to follow and participate in threads that actually contained actual humor instead of HUEHUEHUEHUE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A TURD IN MY TOILET HUEHUE
</mode>

Meh.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 16:34

Ok, so why was the little girl lover  thread deleted then? There were no cp images or links.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 5:10

>>50
No, then the day the filter is removed they read a post about it on their new imageboard of choice and come right back.

>>56
This is not only the stupidest idea, it is also the best.  If there is a "hidden board" everyone will find out pretty much immediately.  So rather than get a hidden board for the good posters, why not just make a "secret board" that all the jackasses will feel hip or 1337 or whatever the fuck is trendy these days for knowing about and using, thus taking them away from all the other boards.

>>22
This post was VIP Quality.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 5:53

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Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 18:10

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Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 19:44

I'm 19 and I went to /b/ first when I was 17. I usually never reply or start a thread, I just watch epic things happen. Nothing wrong with that.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 19:45

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Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 20:26

Its kind of annoying how no bans are ever issued for being underage. Thing is its just there for legal reasons. We all know a huge portion of porn viewers in the general and lurkers is teenagers

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-09 7:08

>>37
no, i agree with 34.
Because you group yourself into that same mentality. The bullshit that >>34 posted are myths that have permeated throughout the centuries (in Internet equivalent time) and are presented as indisputable "facts". Sort of like the bible. Encyclopedia Dramatica became 4chan's "unofficial bible", and it shows its reliability.

The only thing I agree with is that lack of moderation and explosive popularity have degenerated the quality of the site to the level that it is today. Being a victim of its own success and heavy lack of moderation eventually brought it down. The only part of the site that can be realistically salvaged is world4ch (these textboards), hosted on a completely separated site, completely de-merged from 4chan, and properly moderated ("proper" in this case meaning not zealously and not irrationally), which action will most likely never be taken upon to do so.

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