Strategy to Reclaim 4chan

4chan has lately become too popular, and with popularity comes a whole horde of kids looking to be cool, wearing Fawkes masks, making death threats in the name of Anonymous on YouTube, protesting against racism, pedophilia and generally the diversity that makes 4chan 4chan, posting Minecraft servers, and generally being too immature even by /b/ standards.

However, it is actually stated in 4chans rules, that 4chan is a site for people 18 years old or above, and that minors must leave immediately.

My strategy is that we simply assume that everyone on 4chan is 18 years old, and act accordingly. This means lots and lots of graphic cybersex on /b/, sometimes where one party roleplays a little 10 year old boy who loves to seduce his dad or an older man into the best sex ever.
4chans rules frees us from any legal responsibility if a boy would become aroused by it and start to jerk off in the middle of school, or want to have cybersex with us, and nobody has the right to whine about it either (unless they've somehow outlawed pedo stories). Just don't be tempted to post CP images in these threads, and we'll be able to chemo away any kids, and make 4chan unpopular again.

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I think you've misinterpreted what "thinking they're adults" means. 18 year olds are prohibited from being on 4chan, because 4chan is a place where grownups do things unsuitable for minors. If a 10 year old boy goes here anyway, and silently witnesses something that he's not supposed to, then who is really at fault? He chose to ignore the rules.

So far I've only heard one single case of 4chan mod banning anyone because of written obscenity, and that was somebody who wrote stories about how he was going to go for it with an actual kid that he took care of, while looking for 4chans approval, so that wasn't as much a case of obscenity, as it was preventing an actual case of sex with a minor. We'll be fine if we stick to hypothetical scenarios, at least until m00t declares otherwise.