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Strategy to Reclaim 4chan

Name: VIPPER 2011-11-30 22:39

4chan has lately become too popular, and with popularity comes a whole horde of kids looking to be cool, wearing Fawkes masks, making death threats in the name of Anonymous on YouTube, protesting against racism, pedophilia and generally the diversity that makes 4chan 4chan, posting Minecraft servers, and generally being too immature even by /b/ standards.

However, it is actually stated in 4chans rules, that 4chan is a site for people 18 years old or above, and that minors must leave immediately.

My strategy is that we simply assume that everyone on 4chan is 18 years old, and act accordingly. This means lots and lots of graphic cybersex on /b/, sometimes where one party roleplays a little 10 year old boy who loves to seduce his dad or an older man into the best sex ever.
4chans rules frees us from any legal responsibility if a boy would become aroused by it and start to jerk off in the middle of school, or want to have cybersex with us, and nobody has the right to whine about it either (unless they've somehow outlawed pedo stories). Just don't be tempted to post CP images in these threads, and we'll be able to chemo away any kids, and make 4chan unpopular again.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 10:26

ITT: Neckbeard faggots

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 10:31

>>40
Could be a start.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 10:32

>>41
Hey, you leave my neckbeard out of this.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-14 15:43

>>41
No VIPPER you are the neckbeards.
And then VIPPER was a neckbeard.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-15 22:30

>>34

/b/ has no mods or janitors. They either have completely abandoned 4chan or are lurking and laughing their anuses into prolapse by the faggotry there.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-16 3:11

>>45
No, the mods have become the faggotry.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-16 6:38

The solution is simple. Wordfilter every word on every board to DEVELOPERS. For five months. Then, without announcing anything, remove the wordfilter. By then, all of the children will have moved on to some other imageboard, or facebook, or whatever.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-16 21:57

>>47
That would just kill the place

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-17 6:16

nigger

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-17 22:11

>>48

Exactly. It would slowly revive itself, but without the children.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-18 14:57

When 4chan is down(like every 5 days) I don't know what the fuck to do on other sites

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-18 21:00

52 Get

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-18 21:09

>>39
redundant much?

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-21 11:18

>>52
>>52
Scriptfag Inb4shitstorm

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 5:09

>>50
That's a good idea. I'm sick of faggots on /b/ complaining how shit /b/ is now. Stop complaining, let's do something about it. I don care how many people say /b/ was never good, I was there in 2005-2007 and it was fantastic. Let's petition moot to make a new hidden board and only let VIPPERS know. If we don't mention the board or acknowledge it's existence anywhere it should work.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 5:09

>>50
That's a good idea. I'm sick of faggots on /b/ complaining how shit /b/ is now. Stop complaining, let's do something about it. I don care how many people say /b/ was never good, I was there in 2005-2007 and it was fantastic. Let's petition moot to make a new hidden board and only let VIPPERS know. If we don't mention the board or acknowledge it's existence anywhere it should work.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 9:32

>>55,56
I was there in 2005-2007 and it was fantastic.
You need to take out your nostalgia buttplug, mister.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 9:51

>>57
Yeah, maybe I'm remembering it better than it was but it wasn't as fucking awful as it is now. Try to go 1 page without seeing a get thread, copypasta, a pony, can you please Photoshop this pic thread or a triforce thread and you'll see what I mean.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 15:23

<mode=SRS BZNS>
When I visit /b/ I can't follow any thread.  The main page is being hit with too many updates.  Threads time out and expire in minutes.  All I can see is a bunch of random stupid attempts at humor, which disappear in an instant.

Maybe /b/ was just less busy five, six, seven years ago, and it was possible to follow and participate in threads that actually contained actual humor instead of HUEHUEHUEHUE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A TURD IN MY TOILET HUEHUE
</mode>

Meh.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-22 16:34

Ok, so why was the little girl lover  thread deleted then? There were no cp images or links.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 5:10

>>50
No, then the day the filter is removed they read a post about it on their new imageboard of choice and come right back.

>>56
This is not only the stupidest idea, it is also the best.  If there is a "hidden board" everyone will find out pretty much immediately.  So rather than get a hidden board for the good posters, why not just make a "secret board" that all the jackasses will feel hip or 1337 or whatever the fuck is trendy these days for knowing about and using, thus taking them away from all the other boards.

>>22
This post was VIP Quality.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 5:53

RECLAIM MY ANUS

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 18:10

its over man just accept it
http%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2Fderefer.php%3Furl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.fresher.ru%252Fimages9%252Fdelaem-snezhinki-v-stile-zvezdnyx-vojn%252F5.pdf

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 19:44

I'm 19 and I went to /b/ first when I was 17. I usually never reply or start a thread, I just watch epic things happen. Nothing wrong with that.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 19:45

eaaeyh

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-23 20:26

Its kind of annoying how no bans are ever issued for being underage. Thing is its just there for legal reasons. We all know a huge portion of porn viewers in the general and lurkers is teenagers

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-09 7:08

>>37
no, i agree with 34.
Because you group yourself into that same mentality. The bullshit that >>34 posted are myths that have permeated throughout the centuries (in Internet equivalent time) and are presented as indisputable "facts". Sort of like the bible. Encyclopedia Dramatica became 4chan's "unofficial bible", and it shows its reliability.

The only thing I agree with is that lack of moderation and explosive popularity have degenerated the quality of the site to the level that it is today. Being a victim of its own success and heavy lack of moderation eventually brought it down. The only part of the site that can be realistically salvaged is world4ch (these textboards), hosted on a completely separated site, completely de-merged from 4chan, and properly moderated ("proper" in this case meaning not zealously and not irrationally), which action will most likely never be taken upon to do so.

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