ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
FOURTEEN TWELVE SIX ELEVEN
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VIPPER2008-01-20 3:28
8:02 Go climb a wall of dicks.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 4:51
8:13 Wall of dicks climbed - realize there's a young Jewish boy on the other side.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 6:22
8:16 Interrogate vigorously the boy. He reveals that the mastermind behind the VIPPER's predicament is the MASTER JEW, who resides inside the inner chamber of the DUNGEON OF DICKS, which is guareded by seven mystical Israelites with JEWISH POWERS.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 7:01
8:25 Stick it in the boy's pooper.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:04
8:31 Train hard until 9:06, to be ready to take on the DUNGEON OF DICKS as soon as the day repeats again.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:14
9:07 Express frustration that the endless holiday seems to have ended.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:19
9:10 Miss the bowl of Dicks that was about to be eaten.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:21
9:NaN Ponder the very nature of time
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:22
6:30 Wake Up
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:23
6:31 Skip the bowl of dicks, and head directly for the DUNGEON OF DICKS
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:46
6:49 Arrive at the DUNGEON OF DICKS. Realize that the gatekeeper wants proof of superiority to the seven mystical Israelites with JEWISH POWERS and 50 Jewgolds.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 12:07
6:56 Ignore the gatekeeper and start eating through a wall of dicks to enter the DUNGEON OF DICKS.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 13:00
6:58 Picked up and equipped a TESTAMENT lying on the ground. In the main hall, there are five doors in total. Proceeding NW, as is seems like a decent idea.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 14:17
6:58 Dead end, but encountered a Kikefolk merchant that sells magic potions (for 10 Jewgolds each) and Happiness Essence (for 45 Jewgolds each).
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VIPPER2008-01-20 15:27
7:00 Happily received the TASTEMENT from the Kikefork merchant. Felt enlightened.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 15:53
?:14 Break time paradox by destroying Kikefolk merchant with Dark Ritual
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VIPPER2008-01-20 16:28
7:15 Death of the merchant releases the souls of the dead Kikefolk. Retreated to the hall with five doors.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 17:56
8.00 Commit the suicide.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 18:23
8:15 Discuss care plans with the manager of the mental instutition while there
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VIPPER2008-01-20 18:52
2:49 Time Paradox reverts time
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VIPPER2008-01-20 21:05
2:50 Wake up. Realize that you now have 3 hours and 30 minutes more than usual to accomplish your quest, until 9:06. Head for the DUNGEON OF DICKS again, while thinking about how to slay the MASTER JEW.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 21:38
2:52 Have the 82GET all yours.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 21:44
2:57 Punch the gatekeeper. Enter the DUNGEON. Pick up the additional TESTAMENT. Take the West door this time.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 22:59
9:10 Time fixes itself. Fuck yeah!
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VIPPER2008-01-20 23:06
9:NaN Oh wait that didn't work.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 23:06
2:59 Face the first mystical Isrealite in a fight to the death.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 1:40
4:79 DELICIOUS FRIED EGG SAMMICHES.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:15
2:14 Defeat the Israelite in a fight to the death. Take his Star of David as a sign of victory and go back to the main hall.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:17
3: 10 Realise that the time is surely fucked up today.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:30
6:30 Wake Up.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:31
6:35 Eat a bowl of dicks
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:43
6:36 Throw up all over bowl of dicks
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:44
6:37 Continue eating bowl of puke and dicks
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:04
6:40 Realise that there were no dreams of peeing.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:06
6:41 Piss pants
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:10
7:00 - 6:00 MAX AND RELAX
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:50
6:44 Dash to the DUNGEON OF DICKS just to realise that you still have six Israelites to defeat.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 6:14
5:33 A mysterious CHRISTIAN sold you for 77 Jewgolds a special wristwatch, that can set the time back 77 minutes, up to 7 times.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 6:32
5:37 Ambushed by two Israelites! Their eyes are burning with murderous Jewish rage, and an otherworldly light radiates from the Jewish stars of David on their chests. They are ready to fire their Jewish guns.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 6:40
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOLIDAY CAN YOU STOP SENDING ME TO THE DUNGEON I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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VIPPER2008-01-21 7:57
5:43 The Israelites seized the opportunity offered by my mental breakdown to capture me. I have been thrown in a jail at the bottom of the DUNGEON OF DICKS.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 8:57
?:?? ive lost track of the time now i might have been here days or weeks oh god its so dark im surrounded by dicks get me out
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VIPPER2008-01-21 9:25
?:?? Spotted a peculiar cat on the table in the dark corner of the dick cell.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 10:14
?:?? Discussed matters related to mesalike surfaces with the feline until the wee ??:??s.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 12:11
?:?? A bowl of Dicks is slid through the narrow hole in the steel door. Jewish chanting can be heard on the other side.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 12:24
?:?? Then my mom got scared and said "you're moving to your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."
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VIPPER2008-01-27 19:00
22:25 Go to sleep
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VIPPER2008-01-29 8:01
22:30 Dream of getting bitten by an ADDDER
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VIPPER2008-01-29 13:34
48:67 fail
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VIPPER2008-01-29 14:35
6:30 Wake Up
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VIPPER2008-01-29 23:42
6:55 Do jumping jacks
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VIPPER2008-01-30 1:30
7:12 TABURU JYOU
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VIPPER2008-01-30 16:20
7:34 Move with auntie and uncle
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VIPPER2008-01-30 18:20
7:43 Do jumping attacks
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VIPPER2008-01-30 23:59
8:00 still doing them jumping attacks ('A` )
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VIPPER2008-01-31 1:04
8:07 Save Lincoln
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VIPPER2008-01-31 15:23
8:16 Jumping attacks again
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VIPPER2008-02-01 3:09
8:26 Skipping attacks, for a change
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VIPPER2008-02-01 4:59
8:27 Realise that skipping is a form of jumping.
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VIPPER2008-02-01 5:14
8:35 Do barrel rolls instead.
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VIPPER2008-02-01 5:52
11:53 perform stochastic integrative graphology
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VIPPER2008-02-01 7:52
11:54 masturbate
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VIPPER2008-02-01 8:11
12:00 Eat lunch dicks
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VIPPER2008-02-01 11:26
12:15 Finish eating lunch dicks. Go to cupboard to find any leftover dicks to eat.
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VIPPER2008-02-01 16:45
12:28 Dessert
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VIPPER2008-02-01 17:22
13:00 Eat shit and die
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VIPPER2008-02-01 19:04
13:54 Reincarnated as TableCat
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VIPPER2008-02-02 7:26
13:55 Feed Tablecat
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VIPPER2008-02-03 0:53
15:59 Dies
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VIPPER2008-02-03 1:50
16:02 Engage in autonecrophagy with own corpse
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VIPPER2008-02-03 4:27
18:00 Time stops
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VIPPER2008-02-03 6:41
18:00 Hammertime.
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VIPPER2008-02-03 15:40
17:58 Feed Tablecat
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VIPPER2008-02-03 16:21
16:01 Realize that Time is moving backwards while engaged in reverse autonecrography with own corpse
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VIPPER2008-02-03 18:22
16:00 The world!
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VIPPER2008-02-03 18:22
16:00 Time has stopped.
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VIPPER2008-02-03 23:50
16:00 4 hours later Time is still stopped
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VIPPER2008-02-04 0:58
15:59 TimeeeemiT si gnisreverrrr
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VIPPER2008-02-04 2:29
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VIPPER2008-02-04 9:24
13:68 Feed Tablecat
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VIPPER2008-02-04 13:08
13:72 Fmuaurrgargrrawwwwrrmnrmgnbnbmnab
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VIPPER2008-02-04 13:29
14:88 Kill your KIKE landlord.
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VIPPER2008-02-04 14:53
10:66 Battle at Hastings!
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VIPPER2008-02-04 18:29
10:65 Pime Taradox
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VIPPER2008-02-05 1:43
4:76 Western Roman Empire collapses
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VIPPER2008-02-06 1:13
0:00 Jesus born
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VIPPER2008-02-06 2:02
4:08 OH YOU TOUCH MY TRA-LA-LA
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VIPPER2008-02-06 3:42
4:06 Not Acceptable
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VIPPER2008-02-06 11:20
3:33 Scavengers are sent out to cleanse the human filth parade.
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VIPPER2008-02-06 12:54
2:11 HOLY SHIT TIME IS GOING BACKWARD
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VIPPER2008-02-07 17:07
0:13 NOT AGAI
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VIPPER2008-02-07 17:38
0: 15 Feed Tablecat
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VIPPER2008-02-08 12:24
2:00 GET!
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VIPPER2008-02-08 16:34
2:01 TableCat feeds
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VIPPER2008-02-08 16:35
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