2:50 Wake up. Realize that you now have 3 hours and 30 minutes more than usual to accomplish your quest, until 9:06. Head for the DUNGEON OF DICKS again, while thinking about how to slay the MASTER JEW.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 21:38
2:52 Have the 82GET all yours.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 21:44
2:57 Punch the gatekeeper. Enter the DUNGEON. Pick up the additional TESTAMENT. Take the West door this time.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 22:59
9:10 Time fixes itself. Fuck yeah!
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VIPPER2008-01-20 23:06
9:NaN Oh wait that didn't work.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 23:06
2:59 Face the first mystical Isrealite in a fight to the death.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 1:40
4:79 DELICIOUS FRIED EGG SAMMICHES.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:15
2:14 Defeat the Israelite in a fight to the death. Take his Star of David as a sign of victory and go back to the main hall.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:17
3: 10 Realise that the time is surely fucked up today.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:30
6:30 Wake Up.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:31
6:35 Eat a bowl of dicks
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:43
6:36 Throw up all over bowl of dicks
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VIPPER2008-01-21 3:44
6:37 Continue eating bowl of puke and dicks
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:04
6:40 Realise that there were no dreams of peeing.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:06
6:41 Piss pants
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:10
7:00 - 6:00 MAX AND RELAX
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VIPPER2008-01-21 4:50
6:44 Dash to the DUNGEON OF DICKS just to realise that you still have six Israelites to defeat.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 6:14
5:33 A mysterious CHRISTIAN sold you for 77 Jewgolds a special wristwatch, that can set the time back 77 minutes, up to 7 times.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 6:32
5:37 Ambushed by two Israelites! Their eyes are burning with murderous Jewish rage, and an otherworldly light radiates from the Jewish stars of David on their chests. They are ready to fire their Jewish guns.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 6:40
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOLIDAY CAN YOU STOP SENDING ME TO THE DUNGEON I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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VIPPER2008-01-21 7:57
5:43 The Israelites seized the opportunity offered by my mental breakdown to capture me. I have been thrown in a jail at the bottom of the DUNGEON OF DICKS.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 8:57
?:?? ive lost track of the time now i might have been here days or weeks oh god its so dark im surrounded by dicks get me out
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VIPPER2008-01-21 9:25
?:?? Spotted a peculiar cat on the table in the dark corner of the dick cell.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 10:14
?:?? Discussed matters related to mesalike surfaces with the feline until the wee ??:??s.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 12:11
?:?? A bowl of Dicks is slid through the narrow hole in the steel door. Jewish chanting can be heard on the other side.
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VIPPER2008-01-21 12:24
?:?? Then my mom got scared and said "you're moving to your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."