ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IS SUCK A DICK
FOURTEEN TWELVE SIX ELEVEN
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VIPPER2008-01-20 3:28
8:02 Go climb a wall of dicks.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 4:51
8:13 Wall of dicks climbed - realize there's a young Jewish boy on the other side.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 6:22
8:16 Interrogate vigorously the boy. He reveals that the mastermind behind the VIPPER's predicament is the MASTER JEW, who resides inside the inner chamber of the DUNGEON OF DICKS, which is guareded by seven mystical Israelites with JEWISH POWERS.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 7:01
8:25 Stick it in the boy's pooper.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:04
8:31 Train hard until 9:06, to be ready to take on the DUNGEON OF DICKS as soon as the day repeats again.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:14
9:07 Express frustration that the endless holiday seems to have ended.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:19
9:10 Miss the bowl of Dicks that was about to be eaten.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:21
9:NaN Ponder the very nature of time
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:22
6:30 Wake Up
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:23
6:31 Skip the bowl of dicks, and head directly for the DUNGEON OF DICKS
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VIPPER2008-01-20 9:46
6:49 Arrive at the DUNGEON OF DICKS. Realize that the gatekeeper wants proof of superiority to the seven mystical Israelites with JEWISH POWERS and 50 Jewgolds.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 12:07
6:56 Ignore the gatekeeper and start eating through a wall of dicks to enter the DUNGEON OF DICKS.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 13:00
6:58 Picked up and equipped a TESTAMENT lying on the ground. In the main hall, there are five doors in total. Proceeding NW, as is seems like a decent idea.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 14:17
6:58 Dead end, but encountered a Kikefolk merchant that sells magic potions (for 10 Jewgolds each) and Happiness Essence (for 45 Jewgolds each).
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VIPPER2008-01-20 15:27
7:00 Happily received the TASTEMENT from the Kikefork merchant. Felt enlightened.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 15:53
?:14 Break time paradox by destroying Kikefolk merchant with Dark Ritual
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VIPPER2008-01-20 16:28
7:15 Death of the merchant releases the souls of the dead Kikefolk. Retreated to the hall with five doors.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 17:56
8.00 Commit the suicide.
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VIPPER2008-01-20 18:23
8:15 Discuss care plans with the manager of the mental instutition while there