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My morning ritual

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-04 17:15

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the VIPPER'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'cat on table' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either OPPAI or JEWS (not Tablecat because that's me) and I start to hum the Initial D theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, VIPPER badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my tablecat leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-04 17:56

I cried tears of happiness.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-04 18:42

My tablecat leg stuck to the shower curtain this morning, my day is ruined.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-04 18:47

blah

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-04 23:53

>>1
I do this all day long.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-05 6:12

Truly VIP quality

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-05 13:46

What is the `cat on table' pose?  Sorry, I'm a newborn toddler.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-05 20:49

              ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               ( ´∀`) < This is how you start 'The VIPPER'
             /    |    \________
            /       .|     
            / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
        __ |   .ノ | || |__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        _((_________\
         ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
        ___________| |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-05 22:57

              ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               ( ´∀`) < This is a typical day at the office.
             /    |    \________
            /       .|     
            / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
        __ |   .ノ | || |__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        _((_________\
         ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
        ___________| |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-05 23:29

              ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               (°∀° ) < AAAAAaaaaaaahh
             /    |    \________
            /       .|     
            / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
        __ |   .ノ | || |__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        ____________\
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
        ___________| |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-06 0:19

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
         ( ´∀`)  < smack dat ass      |
        /   |    \                          /
        /      .|       ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       / "⌒ヽ  |.イ |
   __  |  .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-06 10:08

              ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               ( -∀-) < I'm an emotionless, tablesitting badass.
             /    |    \________
            /       .|     
            / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
        __ |   .ノ | || |__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        _((_________\
         ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
        ___________| |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-06 17:49

         ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               ( @∀@) < I am the worlds forgotten boy, the one who searches and destroys
             /    |    \________
            /       .|     
            / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
        __ |   .ノ | || |__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        _((_________\
         ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
        ___________| |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-06 18:27

              ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               ( -∀-) < I'm an emotionless, tablesitting badass.
             /    |    \________
            /       .|     
            / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
        __ |   .ノ | || |__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        _((_________\
         ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
        ___________| |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-06 22:18

             / ̄ ̄ ̄\
              /|       |
             / |  | ∩   \
            ∫  | || | \     ̄\∧ ∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                | / | |  \__  ( ´∀`) < This is stage 4 of 'The VIPPER'
               // | |      / ///      \________
              //  | |     ( (//
             //   | |      \\
             U    U      ⊂/∪

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-07 18:02

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the VIPPER'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'cat on table' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either OPPAI or JEWS (not Tablecat because that's me) and I start to hum the Initial D theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, VIPPER badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my neko leg. It ruins the VIP Quality.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-08 12:41

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Jewish anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-15 21:18

fuck yeah

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-16 0:56

               ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
              ( -∀-) <  can table cats be jew-ish????
             /    |    \________
            /      .|     
            / "⌒   |.イ
        __ |   .ノ||||__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        _((_________  \
         ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  | | ̄
        ___________ | |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  | |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-18 10:13

>>19
Surely not a tablecat!

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-18 14:30

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Jewish anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew leg. It is, how do you say, ah yes - "bling bling."

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-19 8:12

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Israeli national anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew nose. It ruins the fantasy.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-21 11:38

              ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               ( ´∀`) < イィイィイィイィイ
             /    |    \________
            /       .|     
            / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
        __ |   .ノ | || |__
       .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
        _((_________\
         ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
        ___________| |
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-25 7:13

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Israeli national anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew nose. It ruins the fantasy.

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-26 0:36

Fuckin' Jesus is nigger

Name: VIPPER 2007-08-27 19:50

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