I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the VIPPER'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'cat on table' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either OPPAI or JEWS (not Tablecat because that's me) and I start to hum the Initial D theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, VIPPER badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my tablecat leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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VIPPER2007-08-04 17:56
I cried tears of happiness.
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VIPPER2007-08-04 18:42
My tablecat leg stuck to the shower curtain this morning, my day is ruined.
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VIPPER2007-08-07 18:02
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the VIPPER'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'cat on table' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either OPPAI or JEWS (not Tablecat because that's me) and I start to hum the Initial D theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, VIPPER badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my neko leg. It ruins the VIP Quality.
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VIPPER2007-08-08 12:41
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Jewish anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Jewish anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew leg. It is, how do you say, ah yes - "bling bling."
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VIPPER2007-08-19 8:12
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Israeli national anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew nose. It ruins the fantasy.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Israeli national anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew nose. It ruins the fantasy.