Name: VIPPER 2007-08-04 17:15
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the VIPPER'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'cat on table' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either OPPAI or JEWS (not Tablecat because that's me) and I start to hum the Initial D theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, VIPPER badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my tablecat leg. It ruins the fantasy.