┌───────────────────‐
｜So how are things with the wife, Chet?
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I hope that bitch gets hit with a train,
｜Dave!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 13:02
┌───────────────────‐
｜Don't you mean BY a train?
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Fascist.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （'∩` ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 13:46
┌───────────────────‐
｜Today is a great day for Olympic curling.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ CURLING? I thought we were watching
｜ some cheap strippers.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） Σ（ﾟДﾟ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 16:14
┌───────────────────‐
｜You know for a second there, I did too.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Who knew that Italy would be
｜suhc a sausagefest?
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-20 19:57 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜At least they don't have wrestling
｜like the Summer Olympics do...
└───y─┬───────────——
｜But damn, you really gotta wonder
｜about those male figure skaters.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾;; ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-21 23:43 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Oh my! Have you ever seen anything quite
｜like this, Chet?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜It appears as if the English figure skaters
｜are having a gay orgy on the ice!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾;; ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-21 23:45 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Here comes the Zamboni!
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜The judges give it tens across the board!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾;; ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 0:22
┌───────────────────‐
｜God damn when do we go to commercials?!
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Let's pass the time by counting the
｜number of Coca-Cola sponsorships.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Luckily you people can't see my hands.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜How the hell do you find work, Dave?
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 16:50
┌───────────────────‐
｜In related news, our penises are showing!
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I... I thought that was your mike...
｜You goddamned horny bear!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（＾∀＾ ） （｀∀´ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 16:53
┌───────────────────‐
｜This is delicious microphone, I must eat.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Dammit, Dave. We have cake!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 17:06
┌───────────────────‐
｜Open the pod bay doors, Chet.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I'm sorry Dave,
｜I'm afraid I can't do that.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （ ⦾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 17:10
┌───────────────────‐
｜Target in sight! DEPLOY PHOTON TORPEDOS.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Dave. This is Olympic figure skating.
｜Damn, you're more bored than this audience.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 21:33 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Seriously, I'd rather be watching curling
｜than this shit.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Now how the fuck can you say that?! Curling is
｜l33t, but damn those figure skaters are HAWT!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-22 21:35 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Chet, this is male figure skating
｜we're talking about here...
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Yeah, I know.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ゜∀゜） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 15:37
┌───────────────────‐
｜1995 Subaru Impreza WRX STI Type RA ver.2 (GF8) from Japan
｜2000 cm^3 exhaust HKS Turbo ( IHI VF-22) 1,3 bar Redline 8500
｜1 - 100 km/h - 4.2
｜1/4 mile - 12.45
｜~ 350 h.p.
｜I from Russia. I go by this devil machine on streets of Moscow
｜3 times successfully disappeared from police
｜Basically I go accurately and on special lines.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜FGSFDS
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 16:08
┌───────────────────‐
｜NIGHT OF FIRE
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ GONNA GETCHA. LIKE A SPACE BOY.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Dammit, Brown. Quit looking at my balls.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ But I love that musky smell.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|James|＼‾‾‾|Brown|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 17:56
┌───────────────────‐
｜You know... your name sounds like "Shit".
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ No shit!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 18:18
┌───────────────────‐
｜Can I... shit on your face?
｜It would be so hot.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Um, Dave... commercials ended three
｜ minutes ago...
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-23 20:20
┌───────────────────‐
｜My spoon is too big....
l
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...
｜ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 1:48 (sage)
┌───────────────────‐
｜Chet, I love you-
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Dave, we fucked yesterday.
｜Too soon for that shit.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 18:47
┌───────────────────‐
｜IS THIS REAL LIFE?
l
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ IS THIS FANTISY?
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 19:33
┌───────────────────‐
｜Do you hear about the guy with the anal beads
｜in his rectum?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ RECTUM? Damn near killed him!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 19:34
┌───────────────────‐
｜You're not allowed to make anymore lame
｜jokes until you bend over.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I'll get straight on that!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 23:49 (sage)
>>27
┌───────────────────‐
｜I can't believe some fag didn't know that
｜weI sang that.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Yeah, I mean god damn.
｜Don't fuck with the godfather of soul, fag.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Jerry Lee|＼‾‾‾‾|Lewis|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-24 23:52 (sage)
>>36
┌───────────────────‐
｜You get down
｜with my girlfriend
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I'll get straight on that!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|James|＼‾‾‾‾|Brown|＼‾‾‾‾|
>>39
┌───────────────────‐
｜Payback is a thing ya got ta see.
｜Hell, never do any damn thing to me!
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I didn't!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|James|＼‾‾‾‾|Brown|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-25 0:00 (sage)
>>40
┌───────────────────‐
｜Sold me out for chicken change,
｜told me you did, had it all arranged
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ What? Someone help!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （ ＾∀＾）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|James|＼‾‾‾‾|Brown|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-25 0:08
┌───────────────────‐
｜You know what Chet? You fucking suck.
｜I hope you get gangraped by motherfucking CLOWNS.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Ooo er oh my, carry on! Your inane chattering
｜makes my penis harder!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-26 23:30
┌───────────────────‐
｜Hey...I think its time for another Texas
｜Ranger clip! Whadaya say Chuck?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Well Conan. It all depends.
｜ Do you want me to roundhouse kick you?
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Conan O'Brien＼‾||Chuck Norris＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-28 6:06
┌───────────────────‐
｜NEVER
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Any resistance only makes my penis harder.
｜ Do you want me to roundhouse kick you?
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Conan O'Brien＼‾||Chuck Norris＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-02-28 19:27
┌───────────────────‐
｜THIS THREAD GET ANY HOT MAKE ME SHIT
└───y─┬───────────——
｜NIGGAS ALL UP IN HERE MAKE ME
｜WANNA SHOOT A BITCH
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Mexican|＼‾‾‾‾|Nigger|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Is it over yet? I'm running
｜out of witty comments to say.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Nope. This is a 504 hour event, and
｜this is only the 2nd round
└────y—────────————
shit .
` ∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-04 20:51
┌───────────────────‐
｜SEX CRIME
｜I want you in my room I wanna boom boom
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ You make me wanna kill you wanna rock tonight tonight
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Did you stick that shit stained anal dildo in my blankets this morning?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ MAYBE. How did your wife react?
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-09 14:20
┌───────────────────‐
｜Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ So many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-09 16:09
┌───────────────────‐
｜Did you sneak a remote controlled vibrator up my ass while I was sleeping?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Heh heh heh.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-09 17:46
┌───────────────────‐
｜Damit >>56, now the song's stuck in my fucking head
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ It is a catchy song...
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（゜∀゜ ） （＾∀＾; ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜CHET! WHY ARE WE AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ OH YOU
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
Σ（ﾟДﾟ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-16 22:10
┌───────────────────‐
｜Chet, We're in the middle of the street.. How could you possibly NOT notice?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I was looking at the sky!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ;´д｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-16 22:27
┌───────────────────‐
｜CHET! DID HE JUST SHOVE A CAN OF DIET COKE UP HIS ASS?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Where the hell are you Chet? The sun has blinded me!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
Σ（ﾟДﾟ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-16 22:27
┌───────────────────‐
｜CHET! DID HE JUST SHOVE A CAN OF DIET COKE UP HIS ASS?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Where the hell are you DAVE The sun has blinded me!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
Σ（ﾟДﾟ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜I could really go for some pudding
｜right about now...
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Are you expecting me to say something
｜ funny? Because I ain't got nothing!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-18 23:02
┌───────────────────‐
｜Look, all I said was that I wanted some p-
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I CAN'T BE FUNNY 24/7 CHET! I'M NOT
l STRUNG OUT ON METH LIKE YOU ARE!
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-19 2:18
┌───────────────────‐
｜I found that meth in your change purse...
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ ...I don't have a change purse, Dave.
｜ Do I look like some sort of faggot to you?
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-19 2:19
┌───────────────────‐
｜What if I say "yes"?
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Well... this is just awkward now!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Remember me.
｜Remember everything we used to be.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Can you feel my heart pounding, pounding?
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-25 17:15
┌───────────────────‐
｜I've become so numb/I can't feel you there
｜-Linkin Park
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Cheer up emo kid!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-25 23:38
┌───────────────────‐
｜WELCOME TO MY LAIR
｜DO NOT TOUCH MY RADIO
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I AM TOUCHING YOUR RADIO
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-26 1:33
┌───────────────────‐
｜I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF
｜YOU DON'T STOP
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I AM TOUCHING YOUR RADIO
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´Д｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-26 3:21
┌───────────────────‐
｜FINE THEN, IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO BE,
｜KEEP TOUCHING THE FUCKING RADIO
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I AM TOUCHING YOUR RAD-HARBL, LOL
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ºД º） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-26 11:18
┌───────────────────‐
｜I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD
｜TAKE YOUR FINGERS OUT OF MY ASS.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ ROFL NO.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´Д｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-26 11:20
┌───────────────────‐
｜Today is a great day for curling.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ No it isn't.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-26 23:00
>>78
┌───────────────────‐
｜But.. But it's MY radio =/
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I GET
｜ THE ANSWERS THAT I NEED
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´Д｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-03-26 23:08
>>81
┌───────────────────‐
｜YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
｜YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I GET
｜ THE ANSWERS THAT I NEED
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ^ ∀^） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Today is a great day for midget
｜hardcore wrestling!
└───y─┬───────────——
｜The hilarity of it all!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-04-07 6:19
┌───────────────────‐
｜My lord Chet, that is one fucking long cat.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Theres no cat, there was acid in that meth.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-05-06 6:45
┌───────────────────‐
｜ 3α±♥³
｜ ---------- = C O C K ²
｜ Φ(x) - 2κ
└───y─┬───────────——
｜No, Dave. It's too late for that.
｜ Far too late.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （-∀- ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜Chet... is that a barrel of wine lodged
｜up your asshole there?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I read about it Goatse for Dummies.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ﾟДﾟ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-05-12 19:28
┌───────────────────‐
｜THERE IS A PERIOD UNDER YOUR BOX
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ THERE IS A PERIOD UNDER MY BOX
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜ You still haven't told me what
｜ the "Octopus" is, Chet.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ And I never will.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
| Dave |＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜ If I gave you a spoon, would you
｜ eat my ass out?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ It either a spork or GTFO
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
| Dave |＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-05-16 16:10
┌───────────────────‐
｜ Chet what do you think of J-Pop?
｜ Hot or Not?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Mana is totally hott. She is my favorite!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
| Dave |＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-05-16 16:11
┌───────────────────‐
｜... You do know they are all men, Right?
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜I <3 traps!
｜
└────y—────────————
/¯¯\ .
∩＿∩ / / \ \∧＿∧
. '.（ ﾟДﾟ ;;） / / \（＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ/ / ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ/ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜How did this thread ever get past
｜100 posts?
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ Aren't we supposed to be commentating
｜ on something?
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-05-17 21:12
┌───────────────────‐
｜I HATE IT WHEN THERE'S TOO MANY NIGGAS,
｜NOT ENOUGH HOES
└───y─┬───────────——
｜ TOO MANY ROOKIES, NOT ENOUGH
｜ PROS
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （＾∀＾ ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
┌───────────────────‐
｜ They didn't catch the soumen, Chet.
└───y─┬───────────——
| I will open one of my six mouths and end the world.
└────y—────────———
┌───────────────────‐
｜I just don't feel like you can satisfy me anymore.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜...but I even licked the tip!
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （'∩` ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-07-19 0:47
┌───────────────────‐
｜It's not that I don't love you.
｜
└───y─┬───────────——
｜...
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （'∩` ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
｜I fall apart without you, Dave.
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∧＿∧
（'∩` ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-08-03 19:10
┌───────────────────‐
｜Alright, how 'bout a breakup quickie?
｜One last fling.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜Not in the mood...
｜
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （'∩` ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
Name:
Anonymous2006-08-05 18:41
┌───────────────────‐
｜C'mon, you know you like the taste
｜of my mansauce in the back of your throat.
└───y─┬───────────——
｜My mother told me I should never
｜choke on another man's semen.
└────y—────────————
.
∩＿∩ ∧＿∧
（ ´∀｀） （'∩` ）
●Ｙゝ ヽ ●Ｙゝ ヽ
＿＿_ﾉ‖.| / ﾉ ＿...ノ‖| ﾉ ﾉ
|Dave|＼‾‾‾‾|Chet|＼‾‾‾‾|
>>140
Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-17 01:10 ID:KTFuo6Ec Good day my sirs,
I be Faireth of the Ex clan, a crackateer. I doth requisition thee to joineth mine group of crackateers. Mine private crackatudes be at thoust disposal with thine purchased membership.